NHL Slander Thread Part 3

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Post #1 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:30 pm

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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:49 pm

hey jim what you know about claude giroux and gay men
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Post #3 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:09 pm

Claude Giroux is a keen student of U.S. Civil War history. For this summer's research project, he chose to re-enact the Battle of Manassas.
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Post #4 by PPJ » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:01 am

The Bytown Boozer wrote:I heard he was applying for a job at the old Maple Leaf Gardens.


When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time around Maple leaf gardens. Nobody ever tried to molest me. Should I be insulted?
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Post #5 by AD » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:22 am

Big#D wrote:I think he had those "I want it" eyes. Nobody wants someone who reeks of desperation.


Yeah.. no man ever wants to sleep with a woman that shows "I want it" eyes.....














Listen to yourself #D.
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Post #6 by Artie » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:20 pm

AD wrote:Yeah.. no man ever wants to sleep with a woman that shows "I want it" eyes.....














Listen to yourself #D.


he's talking about mens not womens, Banes
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #7 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:22 pm

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Post #8 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:11 pm

I wonder how Scottie upshall's sloppy seconds taste to James Neal?
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Post #9 by Artie » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:39 pm

James Neal is Upshall's sloppy seconds
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #10 by Bow Tie » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:50 pm

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Post #11 by Pennywise » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:12 am

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Post #12 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:30 am

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Post #14 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:32 pm

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Post #15 by Artie » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:06 pm

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Just finished a tough 2 hour workout with strength coach @toddnorman36, hopefully I can get in as good as shape as Jeremy Roenick!
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #16 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:46 pm

Paul Stewart on Eric Lindros:

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I was working an afternoon Philadelphia-New Jersey game at the Spectrum; the back end of a home-and-home. The Devils won the previous game, 6-4, in a game refereed by Mark Faucette. The game got chippy late in the third period, with about 40 penalty minutes being handed out in the final five minutes, including roughing penalties to Lindros and Scott Stevens in the waning seconds of the game.

The start of the game at the Spectrum was delayed several minutes. I had to wait for the red light on the scorer's table to indicate that the broadcast had returned from a commercial and it was OK to drop the opening faceoff.

During the delay, I made small talk with several of the Devils and Flyers on the ice. I said hello to Mark Recchi and talked to Bernie Nicholls. I then tried to greet the 19-year-old rookie Lindros.

"Hey, Eric. How are things going? How's your dad?" I asked.

The response: "[Bleep] you. Just drop the [bleeping] puck already."

Lindros was apparently in a bad mood because he'd recently missed 12 games with a knee injury, the team was in a losing skid, and he'd had a tough game in New Jersey. This game was also played about a week after Lindros had to go to court in Toronto after the Koo Koo Bananas incident. You know what? Those were his problems, not mine. But we were about to have a mutual problem.

Right off the opening faceoff, Lindros bulled forward and drilled Nicholls under the chin with his stick. I ditched Lindros on a high-sticking penalty.

Before the game, I had brought a tube filled with posters to Flyers' equipment manager Jim "Turk" Evers. The posters, which depicted Recchi and Lindros, were to be autographed and then donated to a charity auction. I had done a similar thing in other cities, such as a Cam Neely and Ray Bourque poster in Boston, and a Mario Lemieux and Jaromir Jagr in Pittsburgh.

After the game, I want to Turk to collect the poster tube.

"Stewy, you're not going to like this," Evers said. "I don't have them."

"What do you mean you don't have them?" I asked.

"Well, Rex signed the posters but when Eric found out they were for you, he tore every one of them up. I'm sorry about that."

I never spoke to Eric Lindros again.

One year, much later in his career when he was with the Rangers, I ended up getting him on eight minor penalties that season. I caught some heat for it from John Davidson on the Rangers' broadcasts, but the truth of the matter was this: I did NOT go out of my way to "invent" penalties on Lindros — or any player — but I wasn't going to give that guy a break on anything borderline that I might have let slide with a player who had gained acceptability with me.
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Post #17 by Hooker » Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:37 am

Haha. After complaining about Lindros not leaving his baggage off the ice, which Lindros is not actually expected to do, the referee gloats about how he didn't keep his baggage off the ice, which he is expected to do.
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Post #18 by FH2002 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:35 pm

What goes around comes around.

Fuck Lindros.
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Post #19 by Ernie » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:32 pm

Hooker wrote:Haha. After complaining about Lindros not leaving his baggage off the ice, which Lindros is not actually expected to do, the referee gloats about how he didn't keep his baggage off the ice, which he is expected to do.


wut?
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Post #20 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:19 pm

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Post #21 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:48 pm

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Post #22 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:50 pm

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Post #23 by LeafErikson » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:43 am

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Maria has broken up with Ovechkin. Sorry, #Caps fans, here come 15-goal seasons.

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Post #24 by Artie » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:50 am

Hooker wrote:Haha. After complaining about Lindros not leaving his baggage off the ice, which Lindros is not actually expected to do, the referee gloats about how he didn't keep his baggage off the ice, which he is expected to do.


wut?
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #25 by PPJ » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:57 pm

All it proves is, as big of a douche as Paul Stewart was, he pales in comparison to Eric 'Spongehead' Lindros.
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Post #26 by edgar_dong » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:12 pm

Why would you want to be an official if you weren't going to shove things up the arse(s) of dickhead players?
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Post #27 by RTWAP » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:10 pm

I have a newfound respect for Paul Stewart. Fuck Lindros. I always thought he was jerked around by his parents, but he seems to be pretty jerky without their help.
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Post #29 by AD » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:54 am

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Post #30 by Artie » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:49 am

is that a legal opinion
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #31 by PPJ » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:51 am

Still can't believe a hockey player is the fruit of the loins of an NBA player.
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Post #32 by Captain Roy Bringus » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:29 pm

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24634062/former-nhler-confesses-to-robbing-two-banks-in-quebec

Patrick Cote spending 2.5 years in a Quebec prison for robbing a bank. I'm sure he'll escape via helicopter halfway through though. :busky:
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Post #33 by LeafErikson » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:45 am

Captain Roy Bringus wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24634062/former-nhler-confesses-to-robbing-two-banks-in-quebec

Patrick Cote spending 2.5 years in a Quebec prison for robbing a bank. I'm sure he'll escape via helicopter halfway through though. :busky:


And when he gets out he'll be suing the NHL for concussion related medical problems, that I'm sure he will claim lead him to being damaged enough to think robbing banks was a good idea.
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Post #34 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:55 am

During his time in NJ, Tom Kurvers kingpined a major international cartel responsible for 90% of the state's illicitly trafficked hair-spray and bull semen.
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Post #35 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:05 am

What's black and white and red all over?

I dunno, but Tim Kerr banged your mom.
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Post #36 by LeafErikson » Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:34 pm

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Post #37 by VLoo » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:31 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:Would that make him a pedephile?


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Post #38 by Bow Tie » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:02 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:Would that make him a pedephile?


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Post #39 by PPJ » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:07 am

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Why throw out a computer when you can just hunt Thomas down and kick him in the balls?

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