NHL Slander Thread Part 3

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Post #201 by PredsFan77 » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:19 pm

Probably Cheryl Scott's doing
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Post #202 by zamboner » Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:19 pm

So some bint tweeted pictures of his drivers license and credit card, and also a few death threats? That's it?

I am going to speculate that he fucked her.
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Post #204 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:36 pm

Jarrot Stoll got arrested for nose candy where was Erin Andrews
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Post #205 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:08 pm

no wonder she never got her nose fixed. the giant schnoz gives her a competitive advantage.
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Post #207 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Fri May 29, 2015 5:27 pm

Matts Zuccarello-Aanson is not actually gay, but he does enjoy sex with men.
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Post #208 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:44 pm

In the spirit of Thomas Malthus's unfunny joke, NHLer Rick Nash decided not to score in game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals.
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Post #209 by Twitter bArt » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:43 pm

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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #210 by TGR » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:21 pm

Creepy Puerto Rican.
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Post #211 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:33 am

Rumour has it that mike Richards was stopped by CBsa officers and caught with 13 undeclared sweater vests.
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Post #212 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:14 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/30/nhls-mike ... an-border/

NHL's Mike Richards
NHL Notified About Oxycodone Drama
... At Canadian Border

NHL officials have been notified that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police investigation into ex-L.A. Kings player Mike Richards involves the prescription drug oxycodone ... multiple sources tell TMZ Sports.
Our sources say Richards was stopped while crossing from the United States into Canada on June 17th ... and we're told he was questioned about oxycodone pills, a powerful painkiller.
For the record, Richards has NOT been charged with a crime.
However, he has since been cut from the team for "a material breach of the requirements of his Standard Player's Contract."
We reached out to Richards' agent for comment multiple times but haven't heard back. Canadian officials refused to comment, citing privacy laws.
But a rep for the NHL Players Association tells us, "We are in the process of reviewing the facts and circumstances of this matter, and will discuss the situation with the player in order to determine the appropriate course of action."
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Post #213 by Skrymir » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:39 pm

Interesting... if he was found to have a controlled substance on him that he did not have a prescription for he could have his ability to obtain a visa revoked... if he can't cross into/work in the USA he obviously can't fulfill his contract. That might be the material breach LA is using to void the contract.

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Post #214 by Brattman » Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:02 am

He would have been better off beating the shit out of a woman.
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Post #215 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:57 pm

Just read on NHL.com that Connor McDavid has exploded into pieces at the Oilers development camp.
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Post #216 by TGR » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:11 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Just read on NHL.com that Connor McDavid has exploded into pieces at the Oilers development camp.


Just read at TSN.ca that Connor McDavid took a shit this morning and Taylor Hall wiped McDavid's ass for him.
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Post #217 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:44 pm

Just read on Hockeybroads that Connor McDavid once ate a burrito and then shat the burrito out. We now know this shit pile as Moose Jaw.
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Post #218 by MP » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:36 am

So ROR gets a DUI for crashing his truck into a Tim Hortons...
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Post #219 by rbochan » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:19 am

MP wrote:So ROR gets a DUI for crashing his truck into a Tim Hortons...


I'd still rather catch a ride with him than Heatly.
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Post #220 by mcphee » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:57 am

I saw a motorcycle hit a Harvey's once. It may have been my fault. If I hadn't of said, 'c'mon Danny, let him try your bike', nothing would've happened.
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Post #221 by TGR » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:11 am

Would that be the most Canadian way to get arrested?
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Post #222 by mcphee » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:38 pm

TGR wrote:Would that be the most Canadian way to get arrested?

Killing a man by holding his head in a vat of maple syrup then apologizing is pretty Canadian
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Post #223 by IcE ColD » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:23 pm

mcphee wrote:
TGR wrote:Would that be the most Canadian way to get arrested?

Killing a man by holding his head in a vat of maple syrup then apologizing is pretty Canadian


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Post #224 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:23 pm

what real Canadian would die in a vat of Maple Syrup?
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #225 by RTWAP » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:14 pm

A diabetic one?
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Post #226 by Mawp » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:10 pm

MP wrote:So ROR gets a DUI for crashing his truck into a Tim Hortons...


Ugh, I'd so much rather go for a McDonald's these days.
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Post #227 by PPJ » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:44 pm

Only time I have Tim Horton's is on long road trips or visiting people in hospitals because there ain't nothing fucking else available.
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Post #228 by Hooker » Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:53 am

Is this the late NHL slander thread now?
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Post #229 by jnthomas » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:21 pm

Artie wrote:what real Canadian would die in a vat of Maple Syrup?


Never said a Canadian was doing the dying.
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Post #230 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:32 am

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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #231 by mayoradamwest » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:40 am

Oh my.
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Post #232 by PredsFan77 » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:31 pm

VOID THE CONTRACT
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Post #233 by senate » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:37 pm

Was it over a whole quarter this time?
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Post #234 by PredsFan77 » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:39 pm

maybe all the pucksluts from the GTA are relocating to the U.S. to take advNtage of the FX rate. Can't be pucksluttin for 5 cents on the dollar.
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Post #235 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:43 pm

you'd be surprised what pucksluts will work for
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #236 by PredsFan77 » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:56 pm

Try me
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Post #237 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:33 pm

what you paying
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #238 by PredsFan77 » Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:41 pm

5 cents on the dollar
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Post #239 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:17 pm

you might want to try Mu or Mac
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #240 by PPJ » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:32 pm

As usual, the other place, provides some quality entertainment when something like the Kane situation goes down.
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Post #241 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:16 pm

you know where the door is Joe
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #242 by PPJ » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:34 pm

Artie wrote:you know where the door is Joe


The entertainment wasn't intentional Artie.
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Post #243 by Twitter bArt » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:39 pm

no, i meant you still know how to get in there
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #244 by PPJ » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:20 pm

Artie wrote:no, i meant you still know how to get in there


I do read stuff on that site. Haven't posted in a long while though.
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Post #245 by Hooker » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:44 am

Kane has gotta be thanking God he was born white right now.
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Post #246 by vonbonds » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:29 pm

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Post #247 by TGR » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:42 am

Giroux does this on a weekly basis.. and because it's Kane it's a big deal?
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Post #248 by The Bytown Boozer » Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:35 am

This is the kind of shit our former Canucks Broads would've been all over. I miss CamBarkerFan & aptar & Cao & tom waits.

19nazxy is nice but I'm sure he'd agree with me.

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