No Olympics? Fuck the NHL in its ass

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Is the NHL right to sit out the Olympics?

Yes. Why showcase the game's best when we can hold an afternoon hockey game in Raleigh?
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Post #1 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:37 am

It's pretty much the only time that the whole world ever talks about hockey. It only happens once every 4 years, and that's because outside of Canada the stanleycup.jpeg is somewhat meaningless.

The NHL is going through yet another lock-out, only this time it's at the only hockey event that regular folk actually watch.

Whatever. I hope Ovechkin goes. Gary Bettman deserves to be booed at every turn for this one.

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Post #2 by clawfirst » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:34 am

Cant say i care too much. Back to Euro professionals vrs our junior talents. Actually might be more interesting.
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Post #3 by MP » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am

I'm kinda surprised that players haven't written rights to play in international tournaments into their contracts.
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Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:27 pm

If NHL players really want to go they can always strike. It's not complicated.

But if they don't want to go badly enough Olympic hockey will be fine. Someone other than millionaires will get a turn to shine.
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Post #5 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:02 pm

Russia must win this one, but they will need closers. Only closers. Which means no Ovechkin. If I were their coach this is what I would tell them.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A.

Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad.
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Post #6 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:05 pm

Put. That coffee. Down, Ovechkin. Coffee's for closers.
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Post #7 by AD » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:42 pm

Are you interviewing, Doc?

I, for one, think you would make an excellent coach.
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Post #8 by edgar_dong » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:14 pm

Hopefully the players opt out of the CBA in 2019 and we lose the whole 2019-2020 season. Image
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Post #9 by clawfirst » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:43 pm

And ruin the rocket richard trophy race between auston matthews and connor mcoil. You sir are a monster
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Post #10 by PredsFan77 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:48 pm

the zipperheads wouldn't appreciate it anyways.
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Post #11 by vonbonds » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:31 am

Lol
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Post #12 by Split Scrotum » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:47 am

Only reason the NHLers are upset is because of all the international pussy they're not going to be able bang in the Olympic Village if they dont go
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Post #13 by PPJ » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:23 pm

Split Scrotum wrote:Only reason the NHLers are upset is because of all the international pussy they're not going to be able bang in the Olympic Village if they dont go


Then why is Sidney Crosby upset?
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Post #14 by PPJ » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:25 pm

They could just make the hockey part of the summer Olympics.
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Post #15 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:43 pm

Split Scrotum wrote:Only reason the NHLers are upset is because of all the international pussy they're not going to be able bang in the Olympic Village if they dont go


They miss blowing each other in those little bunk beds they shared in Sochi.
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Post #16 by PredsFan77 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:15 pm

I know I do
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