Major League Baseball Thread 2

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Post #151 by Retardé S » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:01 pm

Oh lawd, he coming.

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Post #152 by Retardé S » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:01 pm

Reminds me of prime Manny

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Post #153 by Retardé S » Thu May 16, 2019 2:56 am

My favorite non-expos player back in the day. In my personal opinion the most effective batting stance of his generation.

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Post #154 by PredsFan77 » Thu May 16, 2019 5:47 pm

fuck chipper and fuck the braves
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Post #155 by Retardé S » Wed May 22, 2019 4:09 pm

1-Maddux
2-Glavine
3-Millwood
4-Smoltz
5-Anyone's grand ma

CL- Coked up John Rocker

2-Javy Lopez
3-Chipper
4-Andruw

Why did the NL East even try?
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Post #158 by Retardé S » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:59 pm



btw Fuck Bryce Harper
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Post #159 by PEli » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:45 pm

Steve Avery was a fifth starter for a while in Atlanta. Then Denny Neagle. Then Kevin Millwood.

I'm not saying those guys were fifths their whole careers but at certain points, they were afterthoughts. That rotation was unfair.
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Post #160 by Retardé S » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:09 pm

One of the best swings in baseball today

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Post #161 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:13 pm

HE DONT GOT SHIT ON THE UNIVERSAL BOSS

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Post #162 by Retardé S » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:37 am

PredsFan77 wrote:HE DONT GOT SHIT ON THE UNIVERSAL BOSS


I don't respect a sport in which you use a paddle to hit a kid's bouncy ball. I'd rather watch dog agility contests and I'm not even an old white lady.
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Post #163 by Retardé S » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:42 pm

Vladdy Jr with 59hrs in two rounds at the HR derby.
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Post #164 by Retardé S » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:17 am

Vladdy ended the night with 90 HRs and still didn't win the damn thing. System is rigged y'all.
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Post #165 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:30 pm

Forgot about today’s big g—

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Post #166 by Retardé S » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:44 pm

Calling the cards vs astros in the WS
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Post #167 by Retardé S » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:18 pm

Soto is my favorite player in baseball today

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Post #168 by Retardé S » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:02 pm

Binge watching this channel, hilarious.

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Post #169 by Retardé S » Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:45 am

The Bobby Bonilla curse

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Post #171 by Retardé S » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:13 pm

Larry gets in, with his spongebob shirt. Fucking ledge.

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Post #172 by Sinclair » Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:22 am

Dear MLB,

Why put cardboard cutouts of people in the stands and why are you piping fake crowd noise under the announcers voices? Your fancy camera tricks and amazing crowd simulation are not enough to convince me that the stadium is not empty. Embrace this strange opportunity to try new things. It may be better.

One of the reasons Vin Scully is so legendary, aside from his delicious buttery golden tone, was that he did the broadcasts alone and there were often large periods of silence. Baseball is a contemplative game. Shitcan the fake crowd and turn up the mics on the field. Let us hear the chatter. "We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher". Let us hear the ribald jokes. "A priest, a rabbi and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar..." Let us hear salty language and racial slurs. I know I would have paid money to hear Ryan Getzlaff repeatedly call a ref cocksucker. Imagine listening to shit that comes out of Yasiel Puig's mouth.

Just give it a shot MLB. It may be the cure to all your ills.
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Post #173 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jul 27, 2020 12:13 pm

cricket is just so much better than baseball
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Post #175 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:09 pm

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