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Post #51 by Germz » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:05 am

The most lopsided tennis match I have ever watched.
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Post #52 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:06 am

See Canada, this is why you can't have nice things.
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Post #53 by edgar_dong » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:08 am

Our darkest hour since 1970.
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Post #54 by NyQuil » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:51 am

I took a shower and missed the second set.
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Post #55 by edgar_dong » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:44 pm

Looks like Fed won't get his Sampras '02 moment. : (
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Post #56 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:42 pm

Not even the greatest of his generation.
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Post #57 by edgar_dong » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:35 pm

Lmao, classic Canadiana.
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Post #58 by Transplanted Caper » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:53 pm

Milos off to the quarter finals. Bouchard focusing on stopping PK Subban from getting her phone number.
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Post #59 by IcE ColD » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:40 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:Milos off to the quarter finals. Bouchard focusing on stopping PK Subban from getting her phone number.


If history serves, PK gets what he wants, so it's only a matter of time.
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Post #60 by AD » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:03 am

I'm going this afternoon.
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Post #61 by PPJ » Fri Aug 08, 2014 10:36 am

Wasn't Bouchard already dating a Hab? Galchenyuk I think?
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Post #62 by Craig » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:19 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Wasn't Bouchard already dating a Hab? Galchenyuk I think?


Leblanc was dating Wozniak, is that what you're thinking of?
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Post #63 by PPJ » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:19 pm

Craig wrote:Leblanc was dating Wozniak, is that what you're thinking of?


No. I know about that unholy alliance of fugly.

Could have sworn I heard Bouchard was dating one of the young Habs. Think the rumor said Galchenyuk, but not 100% sure on that.
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Post #64 by edgar_dong » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:24 pm

Google it, you fucking retards.
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Post #65 by PPJ » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:25 pm

dong perimong wrote:Google it, you fucking retards.


I don't want it on my internet history.
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Post #66 by VLoo » Sat Aug 09, 2014 2:03 pm

I sure did.
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Post #67 by PredsFan77 » Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:11 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/16/sports/tennis/applebees-a-suburban-staple-for-cincinnati-masters-players.html

Tournament Stars Touch Down in the Midwest, and They Crave Applebee’s

Eugenie Bouchard, 20, who reached the Wimbledon final in July, dragged her coach, Nick Saviano, from their hotel to the restaurant on the eve of the tournament.

“I wanted to go there; I’m the one who pushed him,” she said. “He thinks he’s maybe too classy for that, but I was like, ‘Applebee’s is great, you know?’ ”

When they arrived at 7:45 on Sunday evening, there were no tables available, so they ate at the bar.

“He wasn’t a fan also of the fact that we sat at the bar, but I thought that was cool, too,” Bouchard said. “We didn’t have to talk. Let’s just watch TV and eat.”
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Post #68 by edgar_dong » Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:02 pm

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Post #69 by edgar_dong » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:49 pm

Poor Milos, might he be the worst fifth seed in open era history?
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Post #70 by edgar_dong » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:55 pm

Chang was a fine athlete. Raonic is a fine man, and nothing else.
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Post #71 by edgar_dong » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:21 pm

Classic feeble minded Mongfè.
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Post #72 by edgar_dong » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:58 pm

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Post #73 by edgar_dong » Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:18 pm

Last grand slam final without Djokovic, Federer, or Nadal:

2005 Open of Australia: Marat Safin def. Lleyton Hewitt


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Post #74 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:17 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:Marin Cilic : US Open Champion

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I quit.
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Post #75 by edgar_dong » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:07 pm

Have fun and stay safe, Chézz.
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Post #76 by edgar_dong » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:42 pm

Are you home safe and sound, or not?
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Post #81 by PredsFan77 » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:57 am

That's his daughter
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Post #82 by edgar_dong » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:47 pm

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Post #83 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jan 25, 2015 4:16 am

Nadal trolling everyone with the boo-hoo-I'm-injured thing.
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Post #84 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:04 am

Not a nadal fan. Tragic about Feds. Are the Canadians still in it? Usually YALL turn into little school girls about milos and genie
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Post #85 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:46 pm

lol genie already down a break IN THE VERY FIRST GAME.
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Post #86 by FH2002 » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:00 pm

She’s getting killed.

This would be better if they didn’t wear those little skirts. Just go with tight shorts already.
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Post #87 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:03 pm

What a fraud.
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Post #88 by Germz » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:20 pm

Just learned that Sharapova is 6'2"

Good God.
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Post #89 by Dog » Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:33 pm

Germz wrote:Just learned that Sharapova is 6'2"

Good God.


I came right near face to face with her at the Rogers cup last year. She's even hotter in person. One hell of a babe.
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Post #90 by Dog » Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:46 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:More like face to boobs, right?


More like side to face. She was walking off during a rain delay and I was crossing right into her path.

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Post #91 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:07 pm

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Wawrinka's one-hander is a beaut.
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Post #92 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:08 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:Wawrinka lays an egg in the 5th set.

I didn't really want to see Djoko win this year, but my hate for Murray far outweights my indifference over Djokovic.


I'm okay with Djokovic. His game reminds me of Lendl's, although his backhand is uglier. Murray is an unwatchable pusher.
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Post #93 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:09 pm

Would be surprised to see Sharapova not get destroyed tonight.
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Post #94 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:50 pm

She's been playing ok. I don't think she'll win. But she can keep it fairly close.
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Post #95 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:36 am

I think the reason Sharapova can't be Serena is that Maria is more concerned with her skirt being down than playing tennis. Serena doesnt give two shits about her skirt allowing her to focus all her efforts on tennis.
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