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Post #101 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:12 pm

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Murray completely runs out of gas at about 3-3, break point, in the third set.
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Post #102 by VLoo » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:31 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:Theres not much of a lacrosse development league around here.

He'll play hockey in the winter for a team sport. I think that tossing him into an individual sport like tennis could develop some new skills, such as sulking during breaks, screaming at officials and breaking rackets.


Box lacrosse seems to be more prevalent in Canada than field in my experience. Plenty of Jr teams in Ontario for the box variety. Good way to get started and then you can branch out to field when he gets a little older and you all decide it's worth the effort and time for travel.
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Post #103 by FH2002 » Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:27 pm

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to host the Davis Cup match of Canada vs. Japan in Vancouver?

It’s like when all those stinking Montreal fans show up at Senators games.
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Post #104 by FH2002 » Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:03 pm

Jesus Christ. They’re on the campus of UBC.
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Post #105 by FH2002 » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:23 pm

Raonic with 28 aces and still he loses.
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Post #106 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:13 pm

Stupid lanky bag of dog shit.
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Post #107 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:34 pm

Stupid cunt.
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Post #108 by vonbonds » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:13 pm

What did pancakes do this time?
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Post #109 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:18 pm

lol how the mighty have fallen. The next Anna K.
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Post #110 by FH2002 » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:30 pm

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Post #111 by senate » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:35 pm

Anna Kournikova 2.0
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Post #112 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:38 pm

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Post #113 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:47 pm

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Post #114 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:46 am

Kyrgios is a fucking trainwreck.
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Post #115 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:19 am

and of course he beats the great canadian hype
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Post #116 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:24 pm

I hope Federer loses this. Can't bear the thought of his fans fawning over his haircut and how he's better than Laver (which he isn't).
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Post #117 by vonbonds » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:37 pm

How can he be compared, different eras. That said Federer is easily the best player of all time :pacman:
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Post #118 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:55 pm

vonbonds wrote:How can he be compared, different eras. That said Federer is easily the best player of all time :pacman:


No.
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Post #119 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:15 am

Of course Chimmy is rootin for the commie.
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Post #120 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:24 am

The greatest of all time is just too old. : (
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Post #121 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:01 am

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Post #122 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:07 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Of course Chimmy is rootin for the commie.


I root for the working class.
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Post #123 by FH2002 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:01 pm

Poor Eugenie.

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Post #124 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:46 pm

did she lose again. Maybe she has mono too.
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Post #125 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Sep 02, 2015 4:00 pm

Énie broken already. :donger:
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Post #127 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:45 pm

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Post #128 by FH2002 » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:46 pm

Exactly.
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Post #129 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:48 pm

Turns out she slipped in the shower. Connors should resign from this retard.
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Post #130 by FH2002 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:47 pm

This was no accident. We need to see the video.
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Post #131 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:04 pm

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Post #132 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:14 pm

lol cant make this shit up Genie suing the USTA for her gettin a concussion. Probably gonna pull an Anthony Kim after this.

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/eh-ga ... 59826.html
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Post #133 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:29 am

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Post #134 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:44 pm

Raonic predictably folds like a cheap suit.
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Post #135 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:59 pm

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Post #136 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:06 pm

becoming a july tradition for some mediocre canadian to make a run at wimbledon only to have their shit badly kicked in for the final. Now Milos can vanish back into oblivion like the genie.
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Post #137 by vonbonds » Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:32 pm

Get your shots in now puffy. 2 of the top juniors are Canadian.

That said go Murray!
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Post #138 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:51 pm

Have read today that four guys have won 42 of the last 46 majors. You know who the four are.

And still not a single 90s-born player has won a major. This sport's younger generation might be the worst in history. I can barely watch this.
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Post #139 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 10, 2016 1:14 pm

probably cause the 80s folks and their older coaches dont have problems taking drugs. the 90s folks are scared to dope. that's the diff. if serena keeps on the hgh she might be able to beat the men in a couple years
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Post #140 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:48 pm

Milos going down fellas. heard it here first
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Post #141 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:02 pm

nadal on the brink of going out
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Post #142 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:32 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Milos going down fellas. heard it here first


That's as certain as death.
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Post #143 by PredsFan77 » Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:28 pm

ESPN hyping up Dimitrov tonight. He'll keep it close in the first then fall apart. He's like the Eastern Europe Murray.
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Post #144 by PPJ » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:29 pm

Women's tennis is just so much more entertaining than men's nowadays. Reminds me of 70's and 80's men's tennis. Men should be forced to use wooden rackets.
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Post #145 by PredsFan77 » Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:39 pm

Was stupid that the first set of the DelPo/Stan match ended at 1105 last night. Not sure what their target audience was for starting that late.
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Post #146 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:34 am

Chokey McChokerson about to choke away the big match at the big tournament on your TSN.
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Post #147 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:45 am

And fin.
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Post #148 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:45 am

yeah but at least Genie beat Sharapova
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Post #149 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm

Nadal has aged so rapidly and weirdly in the last 10 years. Looks like an old catcher's mitt now.
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Post #150 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:37 pm

PEDs are helluva drugs
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