The tennis thread

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Post #151 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:34 am

Chokey McChokerson about to choke away the big match at the big tournament on your TSN.
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Post #152 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:45 am

And fin.
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Post #153 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:45 am

yeah but at least Genie beat Sharapova
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Post #154 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm

Nadal has aged so rapidly and weirdly in the last 10 years. Looks like an old catcher's mitt now.
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Post #155 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:37 pm

PEDs are helluva drugs
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Post #156 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:08 pm

Federer taking advantage of mug era to win aonther Wimbledon.
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Post #157 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:19 pm

i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby
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Post #158 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:47 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby


It means he'll club you to death for a sandwich.
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Post #159 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:04 pm

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Post #160 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:40 pm

Amazed that women tennis players still, after all these years, win a fucking plate.
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Post #161 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:43 pm

The Roger Federer media fan club seems almost exactly the same as the Justin Trudeau media fan club. Just a buncha people wanting to suck his cock. Many stupid compliments about how rich and white-looking he is.

We need working class Nadal back to reduce these shameful panderers to tears once more.
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Post #162 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:04 am

Women's tennis is a joke tho chimmy. They should be happy they are allowed even a plate.
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Post #163 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:05 am

And nadal is a upper class sell out. Novak is your working class hero when he isn't cheating on his wife with some ten cent whore. The tennis game's Tiger
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Post #164 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:16 am

Here is Federer before his transformation into a Rolex-wearing beautiful person. Notice how fucking stupid he is.

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Post #165 by edgar_dong » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:24 am

He was a complete lunatic when he first broke in. Those were the simplest of times.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #166 by vonbonds » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:43 pm

Chimmy..a stupid professional athlete? :gay gasp:
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Post #167 by PredsFan77 » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:42 pm

Chimmy is just mad his great slav hope, Novak, has turned into a Chekov character
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Post #168 by edgar_dong » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:29 am

Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #169 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:01 pm

make up a rumour about him liking dudes
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Post #170 by vonbonds » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:45 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image


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Post #171 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:42 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image


Ugly backhand, another ball-bashing clone like everyone else in this era, traitor to his real country.
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Post #172 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:51 pm

holy shit some 19 year old american is up a set on the Rog. His forehand is NASTYYYY
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Post #173 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:00 pm

and espn just made some really awkward TV during the break between sets bringing in ESPN's college football analyst to do some awful college football-tennis analogies.

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Post #174 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:36 pm

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Post #175 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:12 pm

oh shit this is gonna go 5!
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Re: The tennis thread

Post #176 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:29 pm

Yes. Go Delpo.

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