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Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:34 am
by Boring Choice #2
Chokey McChokerson about to choke away the big match at the big tournament on your TSN.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:45 am
by Boring Choice #2
And fin.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:45 am
by PredsFan77
yeah but at least Genie beat Sharapova

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Nadal has aged so rapidly and weirdly in the last 10 years. Looks like an old catcher's mitt now.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:37 pm
by PredsFan77
PEDs are helluva drugs

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:08 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Federer taking advantage of mug era to win aonther Wimbledon.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:19 pm
by PredsFan77
i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:47 pm
by Dr_Chimera
PredsFan77 wrote:i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby


It means he'll club you to death for a sandwich.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:04 pm
by PredsFan77
Feds Feds Feds

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:40 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Amazed that women tennis players still, after all these years, win a fucking plate.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:43 pm
by Dr_Chimera
The Roger Federer media fan club seems almost exactly the same as the Justin Trudeau media fan club. Just a buncha people wanting to suck his cock. Many stupid compliments about how rich and white-looking he is.

We need working class Nadal back to reduce these shameful panderers to tears once more.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:04 am
by PredsFan77
Women's tennis is a joke tho chimmy. They should be happy they are allowed even a plate.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:05 am
by PredsFan77
And nadal is a upper class sell out. Novak is your working class hero when he isn't cheating on his wife with some ten cent whore. The tennis game's Tiger

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:16 am
by Dr_Chimera
Here is Federer before his transformation into a Rolex-wearing beautiful person. Notice how fucking stupid he is.


Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:24 am
by Shawnathan Horcoff
He was a complete lunatic when he first broke in. Those were the simplest of times.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:43 pm
by vonbonds
Chimmy..a stupid professional athlete? :gay gasp:

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:42 pm
by PredsFan77
Chimmy is just mad his great slav hope, Novak, has turned into a Chekov character

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:29 am
by Shawnathan Horcoff
Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:01 pm
by PredsFan77
make up a rumour about him liking dudes

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:45 pm
by vonbonds
edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image


Code: Select all

:vince:

:vince:

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:42 pm
by Dr_Chimera
edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? Image


Ugly backhand, another ball-bashing clone like everyone else in this era, traitor to his real country.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:51 pm
by PredsFan77
holy shit some 19 year old american is up a set on the Rog. His forehand is NASTYYYY

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:00 pm
by PredsFan77
and espn just made some really awkward TV during the break between sets bringing in ESPN's college football analyst to do some awful college football-tennis analogies.

Made for some great tweets tho










Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:36 pm
by PredsFan77
and now the kid has...







melted down












Thank you, good night, drive safely. Be sure to tip your waitress!

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:12 pm
by PredsFan77
oh shit this is gonna go 5!

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:29 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Yes. Go Delpo.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:29 pm
by PredsFan77
lol Milos going down in flames already. Genie no doubt sure to follow

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:31 pm
by Shawnathan Horcoff
Looks horrific. Image

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:51 pm
by PredsFan77
the other great canadian hype going down in flames after getting in a 4th set tiebreak, yall should just give up on tennis and focus on soccer and basketball

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:14 pm
by PredsFan77
Genie plays Halop tomorrow. she has a bum ankle too, but somehow Genie will still find a way to lose it.


Joker v. Monfils in 100 degree temps on now.


Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:19 am
by PredsFan77
also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:33 am
by vonbonds
PredsFan77 wrote:also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here

I wish they would’ve lezzed out

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:07 pm
by PredsFan77
thatd be hot

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:21 am
by vonbonds
I KNOW

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:50 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Worst era of tennis ever.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:23 pm
by PredsFan77
i predict simona will win tonight

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:14 am
by vonbonds
Predict again puffy

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:30 am
by PredsFan77
i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:19 pm
by Dr_Chimera
PredsFan77 wrote:i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20


Of course, he's playing some freaking mug. Djoker and Nadal need to pop some roids and kick his ass again.

Re: The tennis thread

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:49 am
by PredsFan77
missed it by a tiebreaker