2011-2012 FUTBOL!

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Post #301 by NHL33 » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:57 am

It didn't take too long for Ozil to get his first Arsenalist assist. Read that Walcott was gash the entire first half, so Arsenal should have been up more than 1-0. They had help from the ref on what should have either been a goal or red card to Sagna, some poor decisions defensively overall (Koscielny tackle, Sagna hold). The bit of the game I saw had some great passing though when Arsenal was on the attack. Giroud was injured near the end -- if he wasn't entirely time wasting, then good luck to Arsenal's reserves! Not much striker depth to begin with, could be a big blow if out.
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Post #302 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:10 am

Like I said about Chelsea having suspect defending
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Post #303 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:53 pm

David Moyes' daughter was apparently caught in bed with Zaha. That's some of the funniest shit I've ever read.
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Post #304 by NHL33 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:03 am

The Great Nodldamus wrote:David Moyes' daughter was apparently caught in bed with Zaha. That's some of the funniest shit I've ever read.

Is this the soccer rumor equivalent of a hockey player sleeping with a teammate's wife?
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Post #305 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:12 pm

NHL33 wrote:Is this the soccer rumor equivalent of a hockey player sleeping with a teammate's wife?


Most likely
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Post #306 by PredsFan77 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:18 pm

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Post #307 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:39 pm

Juve has looked fucking awful this season, they forgot how to defend it's so annoying to watch. #ConteOut #WengerIn
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Post #308 by senate » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:25 pm

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Post #309 by PredsFan77 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:43 pm

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Post #310 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:39 am

As funny as this sounds, Francesco Totti could very well be Italy's x factor in the WC. He is having an incredible season and could be the perfect player to link Balo to the midfield if Italy go with something that isn't a 4-3-3 even if they go 4-3-3 Totti has been and can play the LW role.

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Post #311 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:32 pm

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Post #312 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:40 am

A damn shame that all futbol league "kits" can't look like this:

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Looking at you, Manchéster's United.
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Post #313 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:47 am

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Post #314 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:38 pm

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Post #315 by senate » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:00 pm

dong perimong wrote:A damn shame that all futbol league "kits" can't look like this:

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Pfft, doesn't look Chevy Strong enough for me.
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Post #316 by FH2002 » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:06 pm

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Triangle, third man run, soft set to play through - everything first touch.

It’s not a complicated game.

All those house league practices you went to where you stood in line for 20 minutes before it was your turn? This is the end result had you stuck with it.
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Post #317 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:06 pm

Great transfer window from Juve, signed some key players Coman, Marota, Evra, Romulo and Peraya or whoever you spell that fucks name. Sold their dead weight in Quags and Vucinic, loaned out the other useless players and didn't lose anybody they didn't want to lose (Pogba, Vidal, Llorente or Marchisio)
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Post #318 by Twitter bArt » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:16 am

Pele has been hospitalized

In serious condition
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #319 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Wed May 13, 2015 9:54 pm

JUVE IS IN THE FINALS HOLY SHIT MAN
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Post #320 by senate » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:17 am

Leicester City recently did a friendly tour of Thailand. Three Leicester City reserve players, including the manager's son, celebrated the trip with an orgy with what were probably Thai prostitutes. They filmed it, shared it with friends, and it got leaked to the Daily Mirror. The British press is shocked that they said racist slurs to the prostitutes.

Deadspin has the uncensored video:

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Post #321 by IcE ColD » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:53 pm

Dunno where to put that, this seems to be the most appropriate thread to use: Blatter has stepped down as FIFA president!
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #322 by senate » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:07 pm

Did Blatter resign before the Women's World Cup because he was scared of Canada extraditing him to the US? My uninformed, baseless conjecture says yes.
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Post #323 by TGR » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:11 pm

Big#D wrote:more likely he just didn't want to watch women play soccer.


They have to wear tighter shorts apparently.
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Post #324 by Retardé S » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:36 pm

TGR wrote:They have to wear tighter shorts apparently.


I wouldn't mind that on some of them.
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Post #325 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:33 pm

I think they're all lovely. : )
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Post #326 by FH2002 » Sat Jun 06, 2015 5:53 pm

Opening ceremony: Sarah Mclachlan singing while 7 year old girls run through some cones, followed by Tegan and Sarah with teenage girls dancing. And finally, a little girl lip-synching some “we can do it because we’re girls” type of song. That was a shot across China’s bow.

THIS is why Sepp Blatter is resigning.
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Post #327 by FH2002 » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:00 pm

I have always liked Jonelle Filigno.

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Post #328 by TGR » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:29 pm

I'm more of a Lauren Sesselmann fan.

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Post #329 by TGR » Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:55 pm

Christine Sinclair though.
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Post #330 by Retardé S » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:10 am

FH2002 wrote:I have always liked Jonelle Filigno.

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She can get it.

TGR wrote:I'm more of a Lauren Sesselmann fan.


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She can get it too.

TGR wrote:Christine Sinclair though.


I still would.
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Post #331 by IcE ColD » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:08 am

Blatter now saying that he could stay if "no suitable candidate emerges" susf

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33126284
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #332 by FH2002 » Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:43 pm

Having seen some of the games in Ottawa I have to give credit to Ada Hegerberg of Norway. NIce looking woman, but she’s athletic, creative and skilled.

Good player.

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Post #333 by senate » Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:53 pm

The English sure are bad at English:

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Post #334 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:18 am

are they?
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Post #336 by Redden Punches Faces » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:05 pm

KLOPP WILL RETURN THE GLORY SO DESERVED AT MERSEYSIDE
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Post #337 by Twitter bArt » Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:31 pm

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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



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Post #338 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Wed May 04, 2016 6:45 pm

Redden Punches Faces wrote:KLOPP WILL RETURN THE GLORY SO DESERVED AT MERSEYSIDE


You don't deserve shit, literally killing people at sporting events due to retardation is not okay and neither is being a Liverpool supporter. Great captain Gerrard was never winning the league.

Fucking Leicester won the league more times than slippy G.

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Post #339 by PredsFan77 » Thu May 05, 2016 11:13 am

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Post #340 by PredsFan77 » Sat May 07, 2016 11:29 am

lol Stuttgart going to get relegated. Lost at home. Fans ran on the pitch and started hitting and yelling at the players
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Post #341 by PredsFan77 » Sat May 07, 2016 11:45 am

and aston villa fans are shouting at the newcastle fans: Down with the villa, you're going down with the villa!

and throwing balloons and beach balls on the pitch.
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Post #342 by Redden Punches Faces » Tue May 10, 2016 4:51 pm

My Pa died at Hillsborough and I'm proud as to say so mate :0
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Post #345 by PredsFan77 » Sun May 15, 2016 11:16 am

how is it NBC Sports is breaking more news about the 'package' in Manchester than any of the UK news outlets. ridiculous.
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Post #346 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Thu May 19, 2016 5:04 am

Liverpool losing in the Euro finals made my day. GGWP go next
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Post #347 by PredsFan77 » Sat May 28, 2016 5:06 pm

I'm watching the game at a pub in buenos aires this is intense
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Post #348 by PPJ » Sat May 28, 2016 5:26 pm

For NHL fans who complain about embellishing, watch some Pepe.
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Post #349 by Konecny HypeTrain Captain » Sat May 28, 2016 7:04 pm

Ronaldo hates wearing shirts

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