Major League Baseball Thread 2

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Post #1 by BPR » Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:40 pm

Mariano officially retiring after this season. Hopefully he goes out like he deserves, with a 120 IP 200 K, 0.45 ERA regular season, before closing each of the eleven games on the way to the World Series while also playing center field in clinching game.
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Post #2 by NHL33 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:30 pm

BPR wrote:Mariano officially retiring after this season. Hopefully he goes out like he deserves, with a 120 IP 200 K, 0.45 ERA regular season, before closing each of the eleven games on the way to the World Series while also playing center field in clinching game.

He's one of the few respectable Yankees. Jeter can go suck massive cock. Pettitte is OK though.

Can't wait to see the team go down in flames this year. Will be marvelous to behold.
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Post #3 by BPR » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:43 pm

Real talk: Cuba-Netherlands this morning will be one of the five most exciting baseball games played in 2013.
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Post #4 by BPR » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:17 pm

Am I the only one enjoying the World Honkbal Classic?
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Post #5 by pedrospecialk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:43 am

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Post #6 by IcE ColD » Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:46 am

Warren Cromartie would like Montreal to have a Major Baseball team again and wants to see if others share his views on the subject:

http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/former-expo-cromartie-and-group-to-launch-baseball-feasibility-study-1.1203923
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #7 by PredsFan77 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:40 pm

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Post #9 by BPR » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:36 pm

For that, I'm going to post the Charles in Charge theme song and make "Carsten Charles in Charge" references whenever he has a good start.
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Post #10 by BPR » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:11 pm

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I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
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Post #11 by PredsFan77 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:44 pm

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Post #12 by pedrospecialk » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:18 pm

Tazawa in the 7th, Uehara in the 8th has me hard.

The closing, on the other hand... :pierreshocked:
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Post #13 by pedrospecialk » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:22 pm

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Post #15 by HS » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:52 pm

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BREAKING: MLB will seek to suspend A-Rod, Ryan Braun and about 20 players connected to Miami clinic. Founder Tony Bosch agreed to cooperate.

Holy fuck.
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Post #16 by NHL33 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:29 pm

Irrelevant scrubs.

The great Cesar Puello, now, is another matter -- hopefully he can find away to get off Scott free.

Maybe put in a call to Melky Cabrera's web hosting services imo.
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Post #18 by BPR » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:49 pm

The Yankees have lost five in a row, and scored six runs in their past 36 innings. Teixeira and Youkilis are probably both DL bound. Early season magic is gone and shit is getting dire.
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Post #19 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:06 pm

This is now the temporary National Association of Basketball fred.

SPURS ALL THE WAY 2013
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Post #22 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:17 pm

WHERE'S THE DOUBLE DRIBBLE
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Post #37 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:20 pm

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Post #40 by NHL33 » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:59 pm

Dempster is an idiot and the Red Sox are going to probably lose as a result of his horrendous pitching.


Also, Yankee fans will do a double and support A-Rod very quickly if he keeps batting well.


Edit: A-Rod with a malpractice lawsuit against the Yankees. I love this guy. Almost as entertaining as Jordany Valdespin.
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Post #43 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:27 am

Sonny Gray. Tremendous baseball name.
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Post #45 by mcphee » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:51 pm

To be fair, and I may know more about this than most of us. Goats tend to crap fir the fun of it. A torrent of pellets may fall at any time. If Mr.Canseco had a need to transport a goat, a diaper would make sense in that I assume that he need a nice vehicle. I've only had to transport ours once or twice and I made sure my daughter kept them on molded plastic in the back of whatever I drove at the time.

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