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Post #451 by Zardoz » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:18 am

On a side note. Pee Wee Herman has a blog.
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Post #452 by NyQuil » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:25 am

Elton John's parents were the coolest.
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Post #453 by senate » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:49 pm

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Post #454 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:33 pm

Nice video essay on Jackie Chan:

http://vimeo.com/113439313

Embedding not working for me for some reason. But thanks, senate.
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Post #455 by senate » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:46 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Is it possible to embed Vimeo? I can't find it.

Nice video essay on Jackie Chan:

[video=vimeo;113439313]http://vimeo.com/113439313[/video]


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Post #457 by Retardé S » Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:34 am

Meh, what hasn't been said about that little maggot already?
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Post #458 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:42 am

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Post #459 by senate » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:56 am

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Post #460 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:13 am

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This guy doesn't bring a single punchline with him and yet is so fucking funny.
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Post #461 by Redden Punches Faces » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:46 am

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Post #462 by senate » Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:56 pm

Adam Pally and Ben Schwartz guest host the Late Late Show and hilariously half-ass it.

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Post #463 by RTWAP » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:59 pm

Interesting take on Django Unchained.

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Post #464 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:38 am

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Post #465 by NyQuil » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:47 am

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Post #466 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:29 am

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Post #467 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:19 am

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Someone please kill Bill Hader
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Post #468 by VLoo » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:39 pm

I like Bill Hader exclusively when he's in character, any character. Actual Bill Hader laughs at everything way too hard even when it's not very funny and is very annoying.
PredsFan77 wrote:Vloo: I forgot to include him in my top ten, but I would encourage him to sleep with any of my exes so that we could say our penises have been in the same space. I'd like that.
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Post #469 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:06 pm

William Hader is a good soul that is happy to be living in our age.
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Post #470 by senate » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:28 pm

I was very disappointed that Norm didn't get to return behind the Update desk (or do a Frank Stallone joke) and that Eddie Murphy didn't participate in a sketch. I loved Celebrity Jeopardy and Bill Murray's Theme to Jaws. Kayne's performance was kind of fun because I don't think his autotune was working.
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Post #471 by Retardé S » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:29 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:Any thoughts on the SNL 40th anniversary show?

I thought it was superb with the Kanye being the only weak point.

Wayne's World and Celeb jeopardy felt like a warm pair of slippers.


I missed it, Ill probably torrent it
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Post #472 by senate » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:06 pm

According to Norm Macdonald, they wanted Eddie Murphy to play Bill Cosby in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit, but Eddie didn't want to kick a man when he is down. Disappointing.
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Post #473 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:20 pm

Gilda Radner was adorable in her audition tape clips. : )
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #474 by NyQuil » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:29 pm

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

"Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know.

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”
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Post #475 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:32 pm

Eddie Murphy is his own worst enemy.
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Post #476 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:14 pm

embracedbias wrote:I thought this when I watched his segment. He was the king, and then he made a dozen or so god awful movies (with no good ones) and started taking himself far too seriously.


He also chased after the big dollar, rather than seeking out the best projects. No foresight.
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Post #477 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:25 am

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Post #478 by Zardoz » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:45 pm

The Trip is really good... Haven't seennthr Italian one yet.
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Post #479 by senate » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:30 pm

Under the new Emmy rules, every show under a half hour is now a comedy and every show over a half hour is now a drama.
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Post #480 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:53 pm

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #481 by senate » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:30 am

This is idiotic, but very well done from a production/technical standpoint. I wonder what the budget was.

Also, it's NSFW.

[video=vimeo;120401488]http://vimeo.com/120401488[/video]
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Post #482 by Zardoz » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:14 pm

Wheel of Fortune today had "Good Clean Fun" as one of the puzzles... Can someone please get me a screen grab via Tevo or PVR?
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Post #484 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:26 pm

The Rise of the Nameless Narrator

In contemporary fiction with nameless narrators, the real-world, present-day phenomenon of namelessness is not usually confronted. Those who do much of the cleaning and cooking and building and dismantling in this country, people who are so often, in a broader sense, anonymous, play little part in these novels. They do not even enjoy the distinction of being left unnamed.


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Post #485 by NyQuil » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:39 pm

Getting the shit kicked out of himself is pretty much the best acting Bruce Willis can do.
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Post #486 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:02 am

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