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Post #1 by Roger Sterling » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:45 pm

Wait, why were they pissed off about The Wrestler? I know Mickey's face is fucking weird but it can't be that offensive.
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Post #2 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:17 pm

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Post #3 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:45 pm

An unforgettable experience for me some years back.

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Post #4 by RTWAP » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:33 pm

One of my favourite vloggers discusses Blade Runner.

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Post #5 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:02 pm

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Post #6 by Tom » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:13 am

she's gonna be a star

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What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, but everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
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Post #7 by Macbeth » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:02 pm

Tom wrote:she's gonna be a star

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Going to be ?
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Post #8 by freakin » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:02 pm

No kidding, she's already cornered the market on internet memes.

MEMES.
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Post #9 by edgar_dong » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:37 pm

Time might not be kind to her face. Her face is pretty fucked up.
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Post #10 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:30 pm

Christopher Walken has been on a lot of Citytv friday night Great Movies.

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Post #12 by Macbeth » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:55 am

The bit about gay marriage and Jeremy Irons's opinion on the matter from the Colbert show tonight was mental.
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Post #13 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:21 am

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Post #14 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:16 pm

Borgias s03e01 in a nutshell: good.... good...
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Post #15 by Macbeth » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:02 am

Hadn't listened to "Accidental Racist", which is great, though Colbert's take on it is even better.
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Post #16 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:57 pm

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Needless to say, drop everything and see this film.
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Post #17 by AD » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:07 pm

Can someone stop the autoplaying please.
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Post #18 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:23 pm

Banana wrote:Can someone stop the autoplaying please.


Stay out of Bangkok.
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Post #19 by AD » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:26 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Nobody knows what you're saying.


Damn.
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Post #20 by AD » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:27 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Stay out of Bangkok.


You're doing Artie schtick now?
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Post #21 by Craig » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:37 pm

Artie's old, he wouldn't be that hard to beat.
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Post #22 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:46 pm

Banana wrote:You're doing Artie schtick now?


I bring my C material here. The A material is on the twitters and my letters to the tv guide magazine.
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Post #23 by RTWAP » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:14 pm

Banana wrote:Can someone stop the autoplaying please.


Is it autoplaying for anyone else, or has AD just developed quick-onset Parkinsons.
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Post #24 by AD » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:29 pm

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Post #26 by Dr_Chimera » Thu May 09, 2013 8:16 pm

Gosling is a pretty bad actor.
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Post #27 by Dr_Chimera » Mon May 20, 2013 6:16 pm

Robert Christgau's very brief review of "The Doors:"

The Doors [Columbia, 1967]
I admit that some of the tunes retain considerable nostalgic appeal, but there's no way I can get around it--Jim Morrison sounds like an asshole.
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Post #28 by Haddock » Fri May 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Tig Notaro was on Conan making her usual jokes and talking about her double mastectomy. Good enough I guess. But then they brought out Alice Eve and her glorious titties. That was awkward.

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Post #29 by Macbeth » Fri May 24, 2013 11:55 pm

Haddock wrote:Tig Notaro was on Conan making her usual jokes and talking about her double mastectomy. Good enough I guess. But then they brought out Alice Eve and her glorious titties. That was awkward.

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Post #30 by Macbeth » Sat May 25, 2013 1:42 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:Jack Black's doing his best Eddie Vedder impression had Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready in stitches:

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Mr. McCready and yourself are probly the only two people on earth in stitches over this. :mcphee:
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Post #31 by Dr_Chimera » Fri May 31, 2013 1:28 am

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Post #32 by senate » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:58 pm

NPR's guide to Arrested Development running gags including Season 4.

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Post #34 by VLoo » Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:45 pm

Schwarzenegger confirms trio of sequels

He's going to be in Terminator 5, another Conan the Barbarian and a sequel to Twins.

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Post #35 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:25 pm

Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown
The snobs and critics will have a field day with the US author’s latest work – but I’m not joining in.

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7:46PM BST 10 May 2013

Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no reason to be angry. After all, the famous writer had a new book coming out. But that was the problem. A new book meant an inevitable attack on the rich novelist by the wealthy wordsmith’s fiercest foes. The critics.

Renowned author Dan Brown hated the critics. Ever since he had become one of the world’s top renowned authors they had made fun of him. They had mocked bestselling book The Da Vinci Code, successful novel Digital Fortress, popular tome Deception Point, money-spinning volume Angels & Demons and chart-topping work of narrative fiction The Lost Symbol.

The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive. They said it was full of unnecessary tautology. They said his prose was swamped in a sea of mixed metaphors. For some reason they found something funny in sentences such as “His eyes went white, like a shark about to attack.” They even say my books are packed with banal and superfluous description, thought the 5ft 9in man. He particularly hated it when they said his imagery was nonsensical. It made his insect eyes flash like a rocket.

Renowned author Dan Brown got out of his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house and paced the bedroom, using the feet located at the ends of his two legs to propel him forwards. He knew he shouldn’t care what a few jealous critics thought. His new book Inferno was coming out on Tuesday, and the 480-page hardback published by Doubleday with a recommended US retail price of $29.95 was sure to be a hit. Wasn’t it?

I’ll call my agent, pondered the prosperous scribe. He reached for the telephone using one of his two hands. “Hello, this is renowned author Dan Brown,” spoke renowned author Dan Brown. “I want to talk to literary agent John Unconvincingname.”

“Mr Unconvincingname, it’s renowned author Dan Brown,” told the voice at the other end of the line. Instantly the voice at the other end of the line was replaced by a different voice at the other end of the line. “Hello, it’s literary agent John Unconvincingname,” informed the new voice at the other end of the line.

“Hello agent John, it’s client Dan,” commented the pecunious scribbler. “I’m worried about new book Inferno. I think critics are going to say it’s badly written.”

The voice at the other end of the line gave a sigh, like a mighty oak toppling into a great river, or something else that didn’t sound like a sigh if you gave it a moment’s thought. “Who cares what the stupid critics say?” advised the literary agent. “They’re just snobs. You have millions of fans.”

That’s true, mused the accomplished composer of thrillers that combined religion, high culture and conspiracy theories. His books were read by everyone from renowned politician President Obama to renowned musician Britney Spears. It was said that a copy of The Da Vinci Code had even found its way into the hands of renowned monarch the Queen. He was grateful for his good fortune, and gave thanks every night in his prayers to renowned deity God.

“Think of all the money you’ve made,” recommended the literary agent. That was true too. The thriving ink-slinger’s wealth had allowed him to indulge his passion for great art. Among his proudest purchases were a specially commissioned landscape by acclaimed painter Vincent van Gogh and a signed first edition by revered scriptwriter William Shakespeare.

Renowned author Dan Brown smiled, the ends of his mouth curving upwards in a physical expression of pleasure. He felt much better. If your books brought innocent delight to millions of readers, what did it matter whether you knew the difference between a transitive and an intransitive verb?

“Thanks, John,” he thanked. Then he put down the telephone and perambulated on foot to the desk behind which he habitually sat on a chair to write his famous books on an Apple iMac MD093B/A computer. New book Inferno, the latest in his celebrated series about fictional Harvard professor Robert Langdon, was inspired by top Italian poet Dante. It wouldn’t be the last in the lucrative sequence, either. He had all the sequels mapped out. The Mozart Acrostic. The Michelangelo Wordsearch. The Newton Sudoku.

The 190lb adult male human being nodded his head to indicate satisfaction and returned to his bedroom by walking there. Still asleep in the luxurious four-poster bed of the expensive $10 million house was beautiful wife Mrs Brown. Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in. She was as majestic as the finest sculpture by Caravaggio or the most coveted portrait by Rodin. I like the attractive woman, thought the successful man.

Perhaps one day, inspired by beautiful wife Mrs Brown, he would move into romantic poetry, like market-leading British rhymester John Keats. That would be good, opined the talented person, and got back into the luxurious four-poster bed. He felt as happy as a man who has something to be happy about and is suitably happy about it.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/10049454/Dont-make-fun-of-renowned-Dan-Brown.html
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Post #36 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:28 am

dempsey_k wrote:Jean-Luc Godard films The Rolling Stones record Sympathy for the Devil

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With Brian Jones. Fantastic document.
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Post #37 by Zardoz » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:33 pm

The full film is pretty awesome. Machine-gun toting poets. My favourite bit is the spray painting of "Cinema" on the wall of a salvage yard. Godard and his cars.
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Post #43 by Cao » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:51 pm

he probably just used whatever stuff he had towards the opening of the tree of life
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Post #44 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:04 pm

I miss the old times. To fund the project of your dreams you had to first shoot Tango and Cash.
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Post #45 by NyQuil » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:00 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:I miss the old times. To fund the project of your dreams you had to first shoot Tango and Cash.


That was the project of my dreams.

Well, hard to chose between it and Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
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