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Post #101 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:25 pm

"Here's some Xanax..."
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Post #102 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:00 pm

he needs better guest.
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Post #103 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:25 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:he needs better guest.


Roseanne was one of his best interviews. The guy last week was one of the worst.
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Post #104 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:36 pm

uhgh

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Post #105 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:58 am

Carl Reiner, at 90-something, just killed when he was on the show.
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Post #106 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:13 pm

Norm loses out on the Late Night gig to James Corden. He'll eat himself to death now.
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Post #107 by edgar_dong » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:23 pm

Pills most likely. Thank heavens for TheYouTube.
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Post #108 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:50 pm

Murder-Suicide with him and that fucker adam eget.
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Post #109 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:04 pm

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Post #110 by VLoo » Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:36 pm

NORM MacDONALD, ESPY Host:
I wound up doing the ESPYs right after I got fired from Saturday Night Live. When I did SNL “Weekend Update,” nobody really noticed much, but when I got fired, people had to make it a story in the press and pretend that they liked me so they could say that Don Ohlmeyer, who fired me, was a bad guy. So the timing for the ESPYs kind of worked.
Charles Woodson had won the Heisman Trophy that year for best whatever the fuck it was, best college player? So I said, “Well, you know, that’s one they never take away from you, unless you kill your wife and a waiter”—because they were talking about taking O.J.’s away from him. The audience was laughing like crazy, but I did hear later some people were offended. I mean, come on. Although I guess it was their night to shine and they didn’t want a double homicide brought up. I can understand that. At the time, though, I was blissfully unaware that anyone had taken offense at anything in my monologue. I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to go through the show with a bunch of giant guys waiting to beat me up.
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Post #111 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:30 pm

Seeing him next Friday, he's my favourite comedian of all time, I cannot wait for this.
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Post #112 by edgar_dong » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:20 pm

Have fun and stay safe, brother.
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Post #113 by PredsFan77 » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:33 pm

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Post #114 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 08, 2014 2:05 pm

The Jets logo is so fucking hideous.
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Post #115 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:25 pm

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This one's a little rare.
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Post #116 by PredsFan77 » Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:38 pm

Fuck Andy.
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Post #117 by senate » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:42 pm

Norm voices a talking pigeon on Mike Tyson Mysteries. In case you needed a reason to watch a show called Mike Tyson Mysteries.
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Post #118 by PredsFan77 » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:20 pm

Love the gay porn
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Post #119 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:41 am

Seeing him tonight. Going to go down early in the city and stalk the streets hoping to see him beforehand as most guys who play around here usually hang around the city for a bit. Yes I'm that creepy, only when it comes to Norm.
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Post #120 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:30 pm

30 minutes until Norm. I repeat, 30 minutes until Norm.
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Post #121 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 15, 2014 3:33 pm

SidorkiewiczsPeter wrote:30 minutes until Norm. I repeat, 30 minutes until Norm.


So how much of that was about gay guys?
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Post #122 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:20 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:So how much of that was about gay guys?


He did roughly a two hour set which was awesome. He did a little bit about gay guys, God, death, and a ton about masturbation. He also destroyed a heckler and everyone cheered. He did go off talking about random shit a lot because jackass would yell something, but Norm was cool as a cucumber and turned it into a whole routine which I thought it was pretty amazing how he did that.

I loved every second of the show.
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Post #123 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:24 pm

Sounds great.

Norm is in Atlanta in December, but I'll be back in Ottawa then. When's Norm coming home.
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Post #124 by NHL33 » Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:04 am

Don't recall coming across the vault before:

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Post #126 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:34 pm

Someone needs to bullshit Norm about a late night gig, so he does the podcast again.
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Post #127 by PredsFan77 » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:40 pm

I have some stock in an Alaskan telecom company that owns some TV stations. Maybe I could bring it up at the annual meeting.
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Post #129 by Germz » Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:30 pm

Never saw this before.

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Post #130 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:30 am

This particular appearance Norm had on Letterman way back in the 1990s is, in my opinion, an absolute masterpiece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaduY_sKce4&t=25m10s (25:10 in)

I don't think there's an individual clip of this appearance in YT. Norm starts with an old, but great, joke, but the rest of the material he rarely revisited.
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Post #131 by edgar_dong » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:46 am

Was this ever posted?

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Post #132 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:54 pm

Norm is on Letterman tonight.
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Post #133 by PredsFan77 » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:26 pm

last time on letterman
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Post #134 by MP » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:03 am

Pretty meh so far...
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Post #135 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:24 am

Norm's talk show debut. At 25:20. With bonus George Wendt.

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Post #136 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:40 pm

MP wrote:Pretty meh so far...


Norm at his laziest. Oh well.
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Post #137 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:13 pm

I'd really like to see that Roy Orbison Tribute Concert that was on Showtime.
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Post #139 by Germz » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:47 am

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Post #140 by PredsFan77 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:40 pm

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Kinison was awesome.
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