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Post #201 by Dr_Chimera » Wed May 10, 2017 8:41 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:i feel like I've heard most of these bits already?


Yeah and his delivery of them is worse than the previous times. Disappointing special.
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Post #202 by edgar_dong » Fri May 12, 2017 11:09 am

Same thing happened with William Burr's special; changed some words or deliveries here and there and they just don't resonate as well as the first time. : (

Still laughed a few times. : )
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Post #203 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 23, 2017 7:37 pm

how about some jokes to bring some good vibes to this thread:


There's a guy in Las Vegas standing outside of a casino, and he says to a tourist walking by, "Can you lend me $100?" The tourist says, "You're crazy. You want me to lend you $100?" The guy

says, "Yeah, I gotta get something to eat. I gotta find a place to stay tonight." The tourist says to him, "Now, this is insanity. If I lend you $100, how do I know you won't walk right into that

casino and gamble it away?" And the guy says, "Oh, I've got gambling money."
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Post #204 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 23, 2017 7:38 pm

"Guy goes into a bar, tells the bartender, 'I want 15 shots of your best Scotch whisky.' The bartender pulls out a single shot glass. Guy says, 'No, no, no. I want 15 shots. Pour 'em all up, right here in front of me.' Fifteen shot glasses full of whisky.' The bartender says okay, fills up the shot glasses, and the customer starts drinking them like crazy—one, two, three, four—and the bartender says, 'Whoa! Geez, hold it! Settle down! Man alive! Why are you drinking like that?' The guy says, 'You'd be drinking like that, too, if you had what I have.' The bartender says, 'Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. What do you have?' And the customer says, 'A dollar.'"
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Post #205 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:20 pm

http://www.vulture.com/2017/06/norm-mac ... p-snl.html

I remember when I first came to Los Angeles, Jay Leno was there and at the time he was the king of all stand-ups. And one night, I had to follow him. I was thinking, My god, this is going to be the worst. But Jay told me it’s fine to follow a good comedian. You just don’t want to follow a bad comedian. Or a filthy comic. They pull the audience down. It’s hard to go on after a filthy comic with, “What about Raisin Bran? Doesn’t everyone know how big a scoop is?”

..

Ah, okay. So like, “call Charles Manson crazy, but the man could write a song?”

With Manson, his biggest flaw was probably his bloodlust for slaughtering people.
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Post #210 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:14 pm

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Post #211 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:18 pm

now that super dave has been on seinfeld's coffee show twice, he's allowed to do norm's show again.
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Post #212 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:07 pm

These next two weeks are gonna be so slow.
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Post #213 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:07 pm

And I bet they'll begin with Margaret Cho.
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Post #214 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:42 pm

4 days.

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Post #215 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:34 am

NORM IS BACK WITH DAVE LETS GOOO
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Post #217 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:41 am

Solid enough. Letterman is predictably distant. I laughed out loud when he called his heart surgery experience... whatdidhesay great, terrific? I'd hate to be his son.
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Post #218 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:30 am

Karemaker13 hours ago
The zapruder film was shot better than this.
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Post #219 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:27 am

I'd say this is as candid a 'tv appearance' he's done. I can only remember him being on Regis' show one or two times.
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Post #220 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:45 pm

I can't understand anything Mike Tyson is saying
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Post #221 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:36 pm

Letterman doing a show on netflix in the norm show fashion
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Post #222 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:46 am

As expected, Seinfeld is a revolting human being.
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Post #223 by edgar_dong » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:31 pm

I winced a few times. Haven't been able to stay invested in any of the episodes since Letterman.

Didn't even bother with Tyson, Lord bless him.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #224 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:58 pm

The Dana Carvey one was solid imhomo.
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Post #226 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:42 pm

Spread-eagle and fucked, fucked hard. Like a real fucking tramp.
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Post #227 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:43 pm

Jesus the creepy close ups are back
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Post #228 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:09 pm

Seinfeld's problem in these settings is he tries to alpha male these things. Even on letterman he struggles being a typical guest because he's used to being able to take over a room. Part of why he's good on his car show. Also, was part of the reason I was afraid Letterman would be a bad guest, he's used to taking over, not being lead.

Just more reason to bring back Super Dave.
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Post #230 by PredsFan77 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:28 am

Yeah I'm not watchin that
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Post #231 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:42 am

I watched it. Basically an hour of Norm trolling his base.
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Post #232 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:07 am

I love how Caitlyn Jenner is a tranny, but is also a conservative republican. What a surefire way to get everybody to hate you.
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Post #233 by edgar_dong » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:23 am

Poor old Norm, a tranny voiced deviant spilling out of their outfit on one side, and Caitlyn Jenner on the other.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #234 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:37 pm

Norm trolls Tim Allen hard in this part (55:59).

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