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Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:42 pm





OK I got a week next month traveling to Sydney. How many days do I need to cover there? What should I do on the left over days? Melbourne? Auckland?
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Post #2 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:38 am

go to nz. set up a company. hire me as your cfo. vonbonds would be happy to be your sales rep.

i'm not sure whether any of the other broads want to move there or not.
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Post #3 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:31 am

Brown Socks wrote:i'm not sure whether any of the other broads want to move there or not.


Of course not. It's horrible.
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Post #4 by vonbonds » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:40 am

Brown Socks wrote:go to nz. set up a company. hire me as your cfo. vonbonds would be happy to be your sales rep.

i'm not sure whether any of the other broads want to move there or not.

Yes to all of this
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Post #5 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:08 am

i think part of what makes nz one of the best countries in the world is the fact that herr doktor chimera thinks it is horrible and will likely never go there.

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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:21 pm

American starts flying to NZ in the summer so can always explore more in depth next time. Can get a flight to Auckland for ~$300. Worth it over Melbourne? Or somewhere else?
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Post #7 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:00 pm

Working the fields with young women is great and all, but New Zealanders are Earth's greatest scumbags.
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Post #8 by clawfirst » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:41 pm

Brown Socks wrote:go to nz. set up a company. hire me as your cfo. vonbonds would be happy to be your sales rep.

i'm not sure whether any of the other broads want to move there or not.

If Trump's elected I'll service the whole building....I may even clean and do general maintenance too.
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Post #9 by vonbonds » Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:30 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Working the fields with young women is great and all, but New Zealanders are Earth's greatest scumbags.

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Post #10 by PredsFan77 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:43 pm

Ok this is the week I'm leaving. Give me some tips.
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Post #11 by PredsFan77 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:44 pm

Also going to Melbourne instead of Auckland. Will do a longer trip to NZ in the fall.
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Post #12 by PredsFan77 » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:50 pm

thanks dog!
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Post #13 by PredsFan77 » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:13 pm

GDAY MATES REPORTING LIVE FROM SYDNEY IM NOT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THEY WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE.
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18 HOURS AND 57 MINUTES OF FLIGHT TIME LIKE WHOAA
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Post #15 by IcE ColD » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:31 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:GDAY MATES REPORTING LIVE FROM SYDNEY IM NOT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THEY WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE.


SO, DO TOILETS FLUSH THE OTHER WAY 'ROUND? DID YOU GET TO BOX A KANGAROO YET?
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Post #16 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:11 pm

Dog wrote:From where?


The Carolinas to LA and LA to Sydney
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Post #17 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:14 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
PredsFan77 wrote:GDAY MATES REPORTING LIVE FROM SYDNEY IM NOT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE THEY WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE.


SO, DO TOILETS FLUSH THE OTHER WAY 'ROUND? DID YOU GET TO BOX A KANGAROO YET?

IVE BEEN WATCHING RUGBY LEAGUE CRICKET AND GOLF PRETTY MUCH NO STOP AT THE HOTEL
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Post #18 by PredsFan77 » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:35 am

I WENT TO THE OPERA HOUSE TODAY DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME UNCLE KLINGSOR
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Post #19 by PredsFan77 » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:55 pm

I'm in Melbourne
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Post #20 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:47 am

HAY YALL IM ON TV TONIGHT AT 4 AM AUSSIE RULES RICHMOND ANGAINST CARLTON IM ON THE FOURTH ROW
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Post #21 by vonbonds » Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:54 am

Put a shrimp on the barbie m8
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Post #22 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:23 am

if you had gone to nz, you'd have been there for the historic vote in which new zealanders decided to not do anything at all about their flag, which no one cared about in the first place.
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Post #24 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:29 am

if i scroll up and down with my mouse quickly, it looks like the laser is actually shooting!!!
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Post #25 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:07 pm

It made the news. Also they apparently like NBC news here. I've seen both meet the press and the today show. TODAY WAS MY BIG FAT TODAY SHOW WEDDING!!!!!
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Post #26 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:07 pm

Also did y'all see me on TV I was wearing the red jacket.
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Post #27 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:20 am

It was me. Send me a screen cap. Also I'm about 5 beers deep now.
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Post #28 by PredsFan77 » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:39 pm

Hello from the future at 31,000. I will tell you your fortune as long as my wifi works on this Boeing 777-300er.
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Post #29 by vonbonds » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:33 pm

I'm taking a shit now, will it end well?
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Post #30 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:17 am

Murky.
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Post #31 by vonbonds » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:59 am

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Post #32 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:52 am

It's been March 27 for 26 hours and counting I think I'm in a black hole help
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Post #33 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:59 pm

It's still March 27th.


Also Edgar I am home save and sound
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Post #34 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:19 pm

Anyone been to Brisbane/Gold Coast or Perth?
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Post #35 by AD » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:08 pm

My business partner honeymooned there - Gold coast, not fucking Perth (he married a chick from Melbourne)
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Post #36 by AD » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:09 pm

I've gotten drunk several timed with mining engineers from Perth in Golden Gai.

Why would you ever go to Perth? (Other than for money)
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Post #37 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:41 pm

It's as far as to the other side of the world that you can get from here without being in the middle of the indian ocean. Plus it's supposed to be pretty nice. It made it in the NYT's 52 places to travel this year:

A decade-long development boom has supercharged Perth, a city long best known for its isolation on Australia’s western coast. Among the new attractions: Yagan Square, in a crook of highway near the central business district, with its distinctive market hall, art park and 147-foot digital tower with a 46-foot-high circular screen that showcases work by local artists and live-streams events like Aussie rules Football and the Melbourne Cup; Optus Stadium, a 60,000-seat venue for concerts and sporting events, including cricket; and Raine Square, a $200 million redevelopment in the business district that includes a movie theater, shopping and restaurants including Hong Kong-based dim sum chain Tim Ho Wan, widely considered the world’s most affordable Michelin-starred restaurant. To accommodate the expected growth in tourism, 31 new or redeveloped hotels have opened in the last five years, including the luxury COMO, the hip QT and a Westin. Since 2007, liquor law reforms, including a 2018 change that let restaurants serve drinks without a meal, have changed the drinking and dining scene with more than 100 small bars opening in the central business district alone. And Qantas started a nonstop flight from London to Perth this year, the first from Europe.
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Post #38 by Craig » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:49 pm

Yeah, but so are Calgary and Columbus. The list is suspect.
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Post #39 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:53 pm

Columbus has the southern most Tim Horton’s so has that going for it. Calgary has....the stampede?
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Post #41 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:09 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Murky.


also I don't remember posting this at all, I was drinking double jack and cokes the entire flight....that might explain it
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Post #42 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:21 pm

hey i'm going back next month, anyone been in the meantime and want to talk about their experience
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Post #43 by PredsFan77 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:46 am

ok well I'll kill a kangaroo in yalls honour then
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Post #44 by Dog » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:29 am

Make it a virgin kangaroo. Thx!
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Post #45 by Craig » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:49 pm

I want a koala. Predo, will you skullfuck a koala for me?
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Post #46 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:53 pm

I'm sure he'll be doing that anyway. Why do you think he's making a return trip? It's really just a question of whether he will bring the remains back with him.
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Post #47 by AD » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:47 pm

How many of those cases of beers have you decided to just drink, instead of pack and move?
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Post #48 by Craig » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:50 pm

All of them, but it didn't work.
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Post #49 by MP » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:00 pm

I've been trying to drink down my cellar since the New Year, and have hardly made a dent.
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Post #50 by Dog » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:21 pm

MP wrote:I've been trying to drink down my cellar since the New Year, and have hardly made a dent.


Hard to remember to drink. I know!

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