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Post #1 by Sinclair » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:04 pm

I just got an electric razor and am amazed at how effortless and blood free shaving can be. No more lathering and rinsing and aqua velveting is required. Just machine to face and go. I am also maintaining a fine banker-style moustache that requires an otherwise clean face. I am getting much attention from ladies naturally but surprisingly also from the gents too. In the last two weeks I have been called a "pedophile" once, a "moustache pedophile goof" once and a "moustached diddler" once by some of my "clients".
I will never scrape my face with a blade again.
Please comment on your depilatory habits and so I can not listen and promote the use of electric shavers.
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:22 pm

I haven't shaved since December. The homeless people no longer hit me up for money when I walk down the street. The Greek merchants thought I was Greek when I was there so they didn't hit me up for money either. Your electric razor wouldn't work on this mane.
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Post #3 by Craig » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:31 pm

I've gone electric too, but only because I'm maintaining a short beard. I got a Wahl trimmer and it's terrific. For the edges I still use my trusty safety razor.
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Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 01, 2020 11:31 pm

I'm a hairy man. #teambeard
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Post #5 by Dog » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:14 pm

I can’t grow a beard. I use a Gillette razor to cut my adolescent stubble every other day or so. The blade lasts for months.
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Post #6 by MP » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:30 pm

I haven't shaved since before Christmas. I've got a solid mountain man beard going. Mrs. Plan launched her first verbal complaint about it this morning...

My beard though is significantly whiter than last year.

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