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Post #401 by MP » Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:03 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:How many did you know right away that’s who they were?

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Post #402 by Lifer » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:57 pm

Edgarel Dongsyuk is probably drowning in trim with Lanny McLifer right now.
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Post #403 by chicpea » Fri Nov 20, 2020 6:18 am

Drowning in trim or not, I messaged him last night before my early bedtime to let him know he's up for

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Post #404 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:36 am

Ohhhh Baby!
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Post #405 by KesselsNut » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:53 am

Happy friday ya goofs.
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Post #406 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:38 am

Enjay is a little tied up right now, but will pick sometime this afternoon.
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Post #407 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:53 am

Reuniting Hoffman and Karlsson
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Post #408 by chicpea » Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:38 pm

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Post #409 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:26 pm

I’m open to it after I get my next guy :)
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Post #410 by chicpea » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:11 pm

The chances of you picking my guy right before me are very slim, McGaw. I will take my chances.
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Post #411 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:19 pm

chicpea wrote:The chances of you picking my guy right before me are very slim, McGaw. I will take my chances.


who are you picking?
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Post #412 by Lifer » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:42 pm

He will only tell you first initial of first name.
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Post #413 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:56 pm

I had two shots at it. #1 was Delia.
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Post #414 by cawbber » Fri Nov 20, 2020 6:56 pm

Welcome to the fold superstar in the making Daniil Gushchin!
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Post #415 by chicpea » Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:03 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
chicpea wrote:The chances of you picking my guy right before me are very slim, McGaw. I will take my chances.


who are you picking?


Anton Statsny.
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Post #416 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:04 pm

cawbber wrote:Welcome to the fold superstar in the making Daniil Gushchin!


a third round pick? bold move :paulrus:
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Post #417 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:04 pm

chicpea wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:
chicpea wrote:The chances of you picking my guy right before me are very slim, McGaw. I will take my chances.


who are you picking?


Anton Statsny.


So a goalie then eh?
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Post #418 by cawbber » Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:38 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
cawbber wrote:Welcome to the fold superstar in the making Daniil Gushchin!


a third round pick? bold move :paulrus:

I'm willing to wager I get more value out of Guchy than you do out of King Henrik :trump2:
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Post #419 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:02 pm

cawbber wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:
cawbber wrote:Welcome to the fold superstar in the making Daniil Gushchin!


a third round pick? bold move :paulrus:

I'm willing to wager I get more value out of Guchy than you do out of King Henrik :trump2:


Sure. I have no doubt king hank will have both more wins and shutouts than your Laplander!
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Post #420 by chicpea » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:04 pm

Listening to these guys squabble about value in late-round picks.

Just follow your heart, guys.

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Post #421 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:06 pm

With Tukks heading into retirement Slava Halak is widely expected to capture the Vezina (Most Outstanding Netminder).
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Post #422 by PredsFan77 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:38 pm

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Post #423 by PredsFan77 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:38 pm

lol it didn't work.
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Post #424 by mayoradamwest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:39 pm

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Post #425 by PredsFan77 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:52 pm

i have beyond perfect vision
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Post #426 by 19nazzy » Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:59 pm

Can we get a dark theme FFS
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Post #427 by PredsFan77 » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:01 pm

that's what i was screen capping I had a 'dark mode' active on my computer so shit looked freaky
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Post #428 by Sailor Man » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:02 pm

RIP SMOKEY (1975-1975)
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Post #430 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:59 pm

This has to be the longest 69 I've ever experienced.
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Post #431 by chicpea » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:00 am

How do you overdose twice in half a week???
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Post #432 by PredsFan77 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:45 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:This has to be the longest 69 I've ever experienced.

During no nut November no less!
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Post #433 by chicpea » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:06 am

Woke up extra early today. I see no one has selected a potential star yet.

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Post #434 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:41 am

A potential... Star you say?
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Post #435 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:13 pm

late round picks are where the real drama lies. shattered hopes and dreams. peanut shells scattered about the soul of a nation.
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Post #436 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:37 pm

rip nick
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Post #437 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:18 pm

I had a dream last night In which he came to me and whispered one name: Valerie Bure. Seems like an odd pick, but I don’t want to judge.
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Post #438 by chicpea » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:32 pm

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Post #439 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:58 pm

The wind echoed the sadness. The crumbling midwestern facade only adding to the melancholy. In the distance, a man with glasses sang the traditional folk song “Yakkity Yak” next to the tomb of his second wife.
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Post #440 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:15 pm

Dany Heatly Mámorél Squad, áre you gríeving
Over Gin and Tonics unleaving?
Leáves like the picks of broads, you
With your fresh thoughts care for, can you pick?
Ah! ás le chicpois grows older
I will come at such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of pictures of teapots;
And yet we wíll weep and know why.
Now no matter, picked, the name:
Sórrow’s spríngs áre the same.
Nor maw had, no nor mp, expressed
What hugs heard of, Russian guys undressed.
It ís the pick man was born for,
It is Nick you mourn for.
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Post #441 by chicpea » Sat Nov 21, 2020 4:52 pm

Perhaps in the meantime, we should read together from Goethe's saddest tale, The Sorrows of Young Werther.*

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* I do recall reading as a lad that when this was first published, not only did it cause among the young men of western Europe a trend of mustard-yellow waist-coats, but also a rash of suicides by these very same young men.
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Post #442 by cawbber » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:08 pm

Let's institute a time limit and finish this puppy off.

The caveat being the timer start once the next GM on the clock is notified.
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Post #443 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:43 pm

some of y'all who need to cut cap have been strangely silent.
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Post #444 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:53 pm

cawbber wrote:Let's institute a time limit and finish this puppy off.

The caveat being the timer start once the next GM on the clock is notified.


I agree that there's no reason for things to take this long in the late rounds. I'll let folks briefly discuss first.

We can give everyone a time limit of 24 hours from now on. It's reasonable and will hopefully keep the pace up.
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Post #445 by chicpea » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:59 pm

To be fair, I am honestly worried something may have happened to nicolas. It's very unlike him.
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Post #446 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:02 pm

maybe he accidentally murdered Mr. Claus and has been indentured via the Santa clause?
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Post #447 by Craig » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:17 pm

I profoundly do not care how long the end of the draft takes. There's no reason to rush.
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Post #448 by mayoradamwest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:18 pm

chicpea wrote:Perhaps in the meantime, we should read together from Goethe's saddest tale, The Sorrows of Young Werther.*

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* I do recall reading as a lad that when this was first published, not only did it cause among the young men of western Europe a trend of mustard-yellow waist-coats, but also a rash of suicides by these very same young men.


werther was always an original.
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Post #449 by cawbber » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:19 pm

Craig wrote:I profoundly do not care how long the end of the draft takes. There's no reason to rush.

a shocking admission from Kreg.
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Post #450 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:23 pm

Some people don't care how long this takes and some people do. So I'll give Nick until Sunday noon EST. And after that, a 24-hour limit will be incorporated.

Nick will still be able to make his selection after this time, but he won't have priority.

Thank you and good luck.

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