the brag about your prospects because there's no better hockey to pay attention to thread

PredsFan77 · Post #701 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:06 pm

what are you talkin about brah

KesselsNut · Post #702 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:07 pm

Ok firstly, on his professional instagram page Ville Heinola has 'tweeted' a 'meme' where he has 'photoshopped' his face onto the viral image of presidential candidate bernie sanders sitting dejectedly at Joe Biden's presidential inauguration. This is a masterful use of the meme and showcases his high hockey IQ which has led me to make him the captain of my BKL team The Dany Heatley Memorial Squad (RIP Dany).

Following these developments, while waiting for a response to Ville's artistic endeavours from the upstanding gentlemen of the broads hockey forum I decided to grace Craig "Greg" Button's TSN top prospects outside of the NHL list from long ago distant past of April 2nd (see: https://www.tsn.ca/detroit-red-wings-bl ... -1.1617205).

Upon reviewing the words of greg I realized that dylan holloway is not in fact some trash b tier middle 6 defensive leadership type prospect, but in fact a bonafide NHL first line player and this caused me some amount of joy. I then continued to read greg's thoughts and boy oh boy does he love my prospects. He thinks they're great. He thinks they're strong and powerful and youthful and nice. But most of all he didn't put Jack Quinn on the list.

PredsFan77 · Post #703 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:20 pm

oh ok

KesselsNut · Post #704 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:31 pm

Actually though, 35 points in 23 games in D+1 year in NCAA according to dobber projects to a player who scores 81 pts per 82 game season during his prime years. Unfortunately these stats were massively inflated by playing this season with generational superstar Cole Caulnfield, and Dylan will simply have to make do playing with McDavid and Draisaitl in the future.

PredsFan77 · Post #705 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:28 pm

as a puljararvariari owner I can tell you it isn't that easy

chicpea · Post #706 by **chicpea** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:09 pm

In actual news, my young blue (or turquoise) chip Jim Jacob Peterka IV has just signed his doom warrant for a three-year ELC with the Sabres. RIP Jim Jon.

PredsFan77 · Post #707 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:15 pm

The city of buffalo hates Germans

KesselsNut · Post #708 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:36 pm

Cozens and quinn would like to invite you to our buffalo prospect abuse support group

chicpea · Post #709 by **chicpea** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 12:05 am

Not to put a damper on this thread, but someone stabbed my cousin to death last summer.

KesselsNut · Post #710 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 5:29 pm

You have officially dampened this thread. Let it forever be remembered as The Chicpea's Cousin Prospect Bragging and Stabbing Thread.

19nazzy · Post #711 by **19nazzy** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:53 pm

Who hasn't had a cousin who has been stabbed to death?

MP · Post #712 by MP » Fri Jun 18, 2021 8:59 pm

Both of my cousins are alive and well.

KesselsNut · Post #713 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:38 am

Damn dr c did you know this lukas cormier kid is fucking filthy

KesselsNut · Post #714 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:40 am

That's a nice pick for vegas and by you, really amazing progression last season

Dr_Chimera · Post #715 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:25 pm

KesselsNut wrote:Damn dr c did you know this lukas cormier kid is fucking filthy

Yes, I'm very excited to see what he can do this year. Expect to see him on Canada's WJC roster too.

Are you a big follower of Q-league prospects?

KesselsNut · Post #716 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:05 pm

I try to follow it all as much as you can I suppose - although the Q does seem to be less respected than the OHL and WHL from a draft placement perspective, like if bourgaulx and l'heureux were in the OHL they'd be top 15 picks instead of 22nd and 27th, and how does a 6'2 205 lb Nadeau fall to fucking 97th overall after scoring 45 pts in 34 games

Dr_Chimera · Post #717 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:06 pm

KesselsNut wrote:I try to follow it all as much as you can I suppose - although the Q does seem to be less respected than the OHL and WHL from a draft placement perspective, like if bourgaulx and l'heureux were in the OHL they'd be top 15 picks instead of 22nd and 27th, and how does a 6'2 205 lb Nadeau fall to fucking 97th overall after scoring 45 pts in 34 games

These are interesting ideas. I have a scouting position open on my team for you anytime.

chicpea · Post #718 by **chicpea** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:13 pm

[two fellas who aren't champions talking to each other about how to be a champion]

Craig · Post #719 by **Craig** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:44 pm

Is Chimera not a champion?

KesselsNut · Post #720 by **KesselsNut** » Sat Sep 18, 2021 9:23 am

Not my boy but guenther lookin good

Edit: why is my link broken what did I do

Sailor Man · Post #721 by **Sailor Man** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 9:59 am

Oh great, Jesse Ylonen has done his vaccine research and has chosen the path that makes sense to him.

PredsFan77 · Post #722 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:43 am

good job jesse

Bogdans Hodass · Post #723 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:22 am

Knight, Askarov, Commesso and Cossa

KesselsNut · Post #724 by **KesselsNut** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:02 pm

Lundell was injured in the prospect games apparently, added onto Zary's broken ankle and Holloway's wrist surgery and my pipeline this season has taken a beating in fucking september

chicpea · Post #725 by **chicpea** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 4:21 pm

KesselsNut wrote:Lundell was injured in the prospect games apparently, added onto Zary's broken ankle and Holloway's wrist surgery and my pipeline this season has taken a beating in fucking september

My boys from Suomi are looking great, as am I.

Craig · Post #726 by **Craig** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:40 pm

Do I have prospects? Are they good? Someone please let me know.

PredsFan77 · Post #727 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:41 pm

mayoradamwest · Post #728 by **mayoradamwest** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:43 pm

Definitely not.

KesselsNut · Post #729 by **KesselsNut** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:11 pm

I think you've got some quality little boys locked up in your prospect basement craig. Holtz and Mercer stand out long term, short term plenty of nice D contracts. Dach is terrible though I can take him off your hands for a whole 2nd round pick next year????

Bogdans Hodass · Post #730 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 2:29 pm

Get ready to hear a lot of the name Kirill Tyutyayev as he paves his way to a 20 goal year playing alongside Dylan Larkin, his best American friend.

mayoradamwest · Post #731 by **mayoradamwest** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:07 pm

147 lbs.

mayoradamwest · Post #732 by **mayoradamwest** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:08 pm

I think I weighed that at 13

MP · Post #733 by MP » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:13 pm

Turd Ferguson wrote:Get ready to hear a lot of the name Kirill Tyutyayev as he paves his way to a 20 goal year playing alongside Dylan Larkin, his best American friend.

That's a funny way to spell Lucas Raymond.

Bogdans Hodass · Post #734 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:28 pm

MP wrote:
Turd Ferguson wrote:Get ready to hear a lot of the name Kirill Tyutyayev as he paves his way to a 20 goal year playing alongside Dylan Larkin, his best American friend.

That's a funny way to spell Lucas Raymond.

Tyutyayev-Larkin-Raymond

The new Datsyuk and Zetterberg manning Larkin's wings.

PredsFan77 · Post #735 by **PredsFan77** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:36 pm

Wasn’t datsyuk a centre

mayoradamwest · Post #736 by **mayoradamwest** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 4:41 pm

The tyutoo will be in grad rapids. :dunno:

Bogdans Hodass · Post #737 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 5:55 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:Wasn’t datsyuk a centre

He dabbled in both

Bogdans Hodass · Post #738 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 5:57 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:The tyutoo will be in grad rapids.

28. Dylan Larkin called it on Kirill Tyutyayev. “He can score,” the Red Wing said during the NHL/NHLPA media tour in Chicago. Larkin added you never know how someone is going to do until you see him in games, but when they skated together before camp Tyutyayev impressed the Detroit captain with his nose for the net.

Not if cappy has anything to say about it.

Dr_Chimera · Post #739 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:01 pm

KesselsNut · Post #740 by **KesselsNut** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:09 pm

Didnt dylan larkin have 14 points last year

Bogdans Hodass · Post #741 by **Bogdans Hodass** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:24 pm

Ya, but he played three games

mayoradamwest · Post #742 by **mayoradamwest** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:54 pm

Grand Rapids :)

KesselsNut · Post #743 by **KesselsNut** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:49 pm

I believe he played like 42 or 44 or something. And like 1st line 1st powerplay.

Sailor Man · Post #744 by **Sailor Man** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 7:56 pm

Eager to see if Rampo Sanka makes the opening night roster. He's been possessed.

chicpea · Post #745 by **chicpea** » Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:09 pm

oh yea. that's more like it.

Sailor Man · Post #746 by **Sailor Man** » Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:43 am

"....AND HIS SKATINGS GETTING RADICAL!!!"

KesselsNut · Post #747 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:09 pm

Kent Johnson is doing the hockey good.

PredsFan77 · Post #748 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:29 pm

so's my johnson

KesselsNut · Post #749 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:45 pm

Idunno about how good your donger is at hockey but your jesper is sure no slouch

KesselsNut · Post #750 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:47 pm

1.69 gaa and 929 sv% on a bad team only grinding out wins in half of those. The guy is a fucking stallion.

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