BKL General Banter Thread 2017/18

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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #351 by mayoradamwest » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:09 pm

I may be content with my team.
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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #352 by Craig » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:23 pm

When do we (lol, chic) have to be cap compliant?
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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #353 by MP » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:26 pm

Craig wrote:When do we (lol, chic) have to be cap compliant?

Whenever you want to start accumulating points and games played.

If I find people stashing salary in the minors or IR I will bump them to reserve and send you a PM.
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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #354 by MP » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:28 pm

SOP is the only one over the bonus cap at the moment.
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Post #355 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:45 pm

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Post #356 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Oct 03, 2017 10:10 pm

Move to contract chic's team.
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Post #357 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:50 am

Craig wrote:When do we (lol, chic) have to be cap compliant?


Lol. Just like every year. Before puck drop. And I will be.

What is this bullshit empee? You chop guys from my team? League hasn't started yet. Total bullshit.
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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #358 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:52 am

MP wrote:
Craig wrote:When do we (lol, chic) have to be cap compliant?

Whenever you want to start accumulating points and games played.

If I find people stashing salary in the minors or IR I will bump them to reserve and send you a PM.

Last I checked that's tomorrow. Not tonight.
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Post #359 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:07 am

Can we make WW claims tonight? No. So what diff if I'm over the cap?
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread

Post #360 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:11 am

Just like I told you very clearly earlier today in pm: my team will be ready and compliant by puck drop. Your reaction: chop Pietranglo for no reason.
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread

Post #361 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:23 am

Honestly have no idea why you would do such a thing. Honestly.
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread

Post #362 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:27 am

In all these years, have I ever once been over the cap? No. Christ, I've had my financial plan for tomorrow worked out since last January, like always.

Have I ever buried a single guy in the minors during league play? Not once.

Have I every buried cap space on IR? Never - and yet there are guys who do so during the year and league play without punishment.

Boggles my mind why I'm getting guys chopped 24 hours before game play. It's not like anyone can claim them on WW. It has zero effect other than to fuck with my team. And how do I know I'll get Pietrangelo back tomorrow when my team is ready? I'll have to play with 5 D? Or do I have to use up my WW claim order to get him back? Such bullshit.
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Re: BKL Draft Banter Thread

Post #363 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:28 am

MP wrote:SOP is the only one over the bonus cap at the moment.


Yeah, because it doesn't go into effect until tomorrow - just like every year. Not today. Tomorrow at puck drop.
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Post #364 by chicpea » Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:33 am

OKay. My player is back. Good. That's fair. Thank you. Just home. I don't know why he's in the minors now but that's not an issue. I was going to lose my mind there. Good night! And good luck tomorrow.
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Post #365 by Craig » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:03 am

Well the good news is we now know chic can keep his cool and be reasonable in the face of adversity.
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread

Post #366 by MP » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:48 am

It wasn't me who chopped Pietrangelo, it must have been the Co-commish. That is clearly wrong, if you're over the cap in the bonus time Fantrax can handle the penalty by not awarding you points. Only when we go to the natural cap do we take matters into our own hands. My apologies chic.

I did bumped your guys out of the minors only, which is warranted.
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Post #367 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:31 am

A Russian taking things into their own hands, colour me shocked
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread

Post #368 by Craig » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:54 am

I bet Chic did it himself in one of his drunken stupors.
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Post #369 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:33 pm

MP wrote:It wasn't me who chopped Pietrangelo, it must have been the Co-commish


PredsFan77 wrote:A Russian taking things into their own hands, colour me shocked


I am innocent and deeply offended.

In my tenure as co-commish I have exercised my powers as so:

Instance one: nixed Not's claim of Brent Burns before the draft

Instance two: dropped Ice Cold's FAs

Instance three: did a slight facelift of Ice's roster, as he had some active players in the minors.

I keep a detailed log of everything, so do not cross me. :smuglanne:
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Post #370 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:34 pm

Craig wrote:I bet Chic did it himself in one of his drunken stupors.


A critical thinker!
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Post #371 by MP » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:37 pm

240 UFAs for 2018 in list unless someone re-up before the leaf game.
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Post #372 by cawbber » Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:43 pm

so what's the policy on green flags in the active lineup? we already have some unnecessarily.
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Re: BKL General Banter Thread 2017/18

Post #373 by Craig » Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:25 pm

There's a limit, which I cannot remember.
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Post #374 by MP » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:02 pm

Two is the limit.
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Post #375 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:03 pm

League is too easy. Already in first place and will be for the rest of the season.
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Post #376 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:27 pm

Craig wrote:Well the good news is we now know chic can keep his cool and be reasonable in the face of adversity.


to be fair, he's been busy with his boxing promotion

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Post #377 by mayoradamwest » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:59 am

I buried Cody Franson in the minors as his salary says 3. Something million and it should be one even. Want him to play tonight but don't want an illegal roster if nobody can fix it
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Post #378 by mayoradamwest » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:53 am

Thanks for fixing that.
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Post #379 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:57 am

Tank going well.
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Post #380 by mayoradamwest » Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:11 pm

not sure I appreciate the Ukraine joke.
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Post #381 by Sailor Man » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:57 am

Ryan Hartman > McDavid
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Post #382 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:31 am

If I had a dollar for everytime I've received a duncan keith offer this season I could buy myself a nice dinner.
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Post #383 by chicpea » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:08 pm

I would like to buy you a nice dinner but nothing off the Mains menu - just really good appys in a curated selection like curly fries with...calamari and aioli and maybe...potato stacks with jalapeno poppers, which are filled with pretty pricey cream cheese if you ask me and you only get four of them in total.
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Post #384 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:13 pm

Only four of them?
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Post #385 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:14 pm

I guess I could use my Duncan Keith money to buy an additional round
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Post #386 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:06 pm

also please dont make offers for my russian goalie, if i wouldnt trade him to chimmy who tried to overpay for him im not gotta trade him for some scrub pick and prospect ive never heard of
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Post #387 by 19nazzy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:38 am

Holy shit my team had one hell of a day.
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Post #388 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:39 am

Sounds good. I'll take Dahlin.
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Post #389 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:31 am

Permission to change the name of Ice's team to Furious Masturbation 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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Post #390 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:42 am

name change is approved, squawk 7302
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Post #391 by Balki Bartokomous » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:53 pm

My fourth round pick of Jesper Bratt is looking very nice right now.
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Post #392 by chicpea » Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:11 pm

As is my 1st-line, game-winning, sixth-round selection, Seven Adrigisto
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Post #393 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:57 pm

i dont know who either of those people are
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Post #394 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:42 pm

My players are all great successes in other leagues.
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Post #395 by chicpea » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:45 pm

Sounds like a scouting report.....

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on.....

your wife....


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and her friend with the curly hairs.
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Post #396 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:02 pm

we should invite her friend to dinner, chiclet
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Post #397 by chicpea » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:16 pm

I'll need more seviettes.
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Post #398 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:44 am

PredsFan77 wrote:i dont know who either of those people are


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Only the 7th leading scorer in the NHL

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Post #399 by PredsFan77 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:51 pm

Sounds like he should be a golfer
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Post #400 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:41 pm

3 goals on 3 shots? Unsustainable. :colbert:

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