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Post #101 by KesselsNut » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:26 pm

MP wrote:Sop gets a ppg entry level player for a late first in 2020, a decent prospect, and a scrub winger...
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Post #102 by MP » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:46 pm

Are we to assume predz is drunk in a ditch somewhere?
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Post #103 by Craig » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:54 pm

He did warn us
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Post #104 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:00 pm

Drunk in a ditch in Kuala Lumpur.
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Post #105 by MP » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:14 pm

Rosters updated.
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Post #106 by KesselsNut » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:42 pm

Rip predz, hope you wake up tmo bruv
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Post #107 by KesselsNut » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:43 pm

Shout out to cale makar and all the bchl ojhl nerds trying to go to school
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Post #108 by KesselsNut » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:46 pm

What the fuck am I talking about. Dyland Sikura is going to fucking steal schwartz's pp1 spot.
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Post #109 by KesselsNut » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:48 pm

Schwartz?? Why the fuck do I keep doimg shrooms I meant schmaltz
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Post #110 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:59 am

Oh, you boys and your silly draughts.
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Post #111 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:32 am

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Post #112 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:37 am

I am rather alarmed by the violent nature of the gifs you've been posting of late, doktor.
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Post #113 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:38 am

Is that Sly Stone at Lolapalooxa?
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Post #114 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:59 am

I AM ALIVEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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Post #115 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:11 am

PredsFan77 wrote:I AM ALIVEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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Post #116 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:33 am

PredsFan77 wrote:I AM ALIVEVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



Thank goodness!
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Post #117 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:06 am

Why are the stats all fucked up on the site? I think this happened before in pee-season. But I'm not sure.
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Post #118 by Craig » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:15 am

It's showing the fantrax projections
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Post #119 by MP » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:16 am

Where's PF77?
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Post #120 by Lifer » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:32 am

Hes ALIVVVEEVVEEEEW
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Post #121 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:34 am

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Post #122 by KesselsNut » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:37 am

Woooo let's fuckin do this boys
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Post #123 by cawbber » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:05 pm

Jesus, PF, just make your pick already.
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Post #124 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:20 pm

it's not my pick brah
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Post #125 by 19nazzy » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:22 pm

My first is available for a first next year
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Post #126 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:30 pm

ah so you're the one
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Re: 2018 Draft Banter Thread

Post #127 by MP » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:39 pm

Why did lifer pick? Nevermind.
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Post #128 by KesselsNut » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:41 pm

Yeah didnt that pick just go to jwhiz?
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Post #129 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:42 pm

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Post #130 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:47 pm

Not wrote:...


You're up.
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Post #131 by MP » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:48 pm

Not wrote:MP NOT-ified

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Post #132 by 19nazzy » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:34 pm

Fantrax ded
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Post #133 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:35 pm

TOLD YALL IT WAS STILL FOOTBALL SEASON
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Post #134 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:35 pm

Rule change suggestion: should you fail to make your selection within a time slot of two hours I come to your house and kill you.
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Post #135 by 19nazzy » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:37 pm

1st round yo and early September.
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Post #136 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:26 pm

Craig wrote:It's showing the fantrax projections


That's not very helpful in the least but would explain why Skinner suddenly has 36 goals.
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Post #137 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:29 pm

Terrible banter. We can do better.

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Post #138 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:30 pm

Craig wrote:It's showing the fantrax projections


I was confused for a split second about this as well, but then I was able to make inferences based on cognitive reasoning.
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Post #139 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:46 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:
Craig wrote:It's showing the fantrax projections


I was confused for a split second about this as well, but then I was able to make inferences based on cognitive reasoning.


I made the same inferences but then I made more inferences which were above your pay grade.
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Post #140 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:51 pm

The ones that hurt most are those which are true.
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Re: 2018 Draft Banter Thread

Post #141 by cawbber » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:27 pm

I did not expect NOT to grab Hutton, given his goaler situation.

bah...
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Post #142 by mayoradamwest » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:30 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Rule change suggestion: should you fail to make your selection within a time slot of two hours I come to your house and kill you.


what if you just came over for a good stew? Ive got super mario bros 3
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Post #143 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:41 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
Dr_Chimera wrote:Rule change suggestion: should you fail to make your selection within a time slot of two hours I come to your house and kill you.


what if you just came over for a good stew? Ive got super mario bros 3


I can do that but I will be unwashed.
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Post #144 by KesselsNut » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:51 pm

Pleasure of a first round, gents. Now the real fun begins
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Post #145 by Lifer » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:15 pm

cawbber wrote:I did not expect NOT to grab Hutton, given his goaler situation.

bah...


Neither did I. Was thinking about moving up a again to get him as well.
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Re: 2018 Draft Banter Thread

Post #146 by Craig » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:44 pm

Ha, I almost took Kovalchuk. Hoped he'd last 5 more picks.
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Post #147 by Balki Bartokomous » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:39 pm

Lifer wrote:Ilya Kovalchuk


HAHAHAHA
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Post #148 by Lifer » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:43 pm

Taking chances, boys. Need to shake the roster up.
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Post #149 by Balki Bartokomous » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:24 pm

(i'm still bitter at him)
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Post #150 by Lifer » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:00 am

Hey MP, can you put Raanta on my roster? Seems kinda harsh that I send 2 picks to PF for his pick and he gets the guy that I drafted.

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