2022-23 Draft General Banter Thread

KesselsNut · Post #101 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:07 pm

I wanted jiricek shucks one sec

Dr_Chimera · Post #102 by **Dr_Chimera** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:14 pm

what's his deal. is he like the next seider.

PredsFan77 · Post #103 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:16 pm

Next strider with a bum knee

MP · Post #104 by MP » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:22 pm

He could be sieder, but probably ends up a Jay McKee...but yes also had a bum knee.

KesselsNut · Post #105 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:39 pm

Nearly swung on jagger firkus

KesselsNut · Post #106 by **KesselsNut** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:39 pm

What a goddamn name. Rutger McGroarty extremely appealing for similar reasons

chicpea · Post #107 by **chicpea** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 11:47 am

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Has Crag gone alone to the forest again?
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~~~Crag alone has gone to the woods~~~

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Has Crag gone alone for the thickets again?

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~~~Crag has to thickets again gone alone.~~~

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Dr_Chimera · Post #108 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:33 pm

Has Pornman been notified.

chicpea · Post #109 by **chicpea** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:01 pm

Has Pornman been terrified.

Lifer · Post #110 by **Lifer** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:12 pm

Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets? Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour grocery stores? Why is it that I am sitting here waiting for this next pick to be done so I can go on with my life?

KesselsNut · Post #111 by **KesselsNut** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:27 pm

I did terrify mr cory i believe. Is he ryan godvinsky?

chicpea · Post #112 by **chicpea** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:36 pm

KesselsNut wrote:Is he ryan godvinsky?

y. see roll call thread, jerk.

chicpea · Post #113 by **chicpea** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:40 pm

Lifer wrote:Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour grocery stores?

Did they specify which 24 hours? Could be one day per year for 24 yeas.

Lifer · Post #114 by **Lifer** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:02 pm

chicpea wrote:
Lifer wrote:Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour grocery stores?

Did they specify which 24 hours? Could be one day per year for 24 yeas.

They did not. I assumed nobody would refer to them as 168 hour grocery stores or 8,760 hour grocery stores.

Lifer · Post #115 by **Lifer** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:18 pm

And now I wait for responses.

mayoradamwest · Post #116 by **mayoradamwest** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:29 pm

Lifer wrote:And now I wait for responses.

Hugs.

MP · Post #117 by MP » Sun Sep 18, 2022 7:54 pm

Did Grag return from his weekend adventure?

PredsFan77 · Post #118 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:50 pm

i think he got eaten by a bear

cawbber · Post #119 by **cawbber** » Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:52 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:i think he got eaten by a bear

Dispersal draft?

mayoradamwest · Post #120 by **mayoradamwest** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:16 am

aw geeze, and i'm already dealing with the loss of the queen

KesselsNut · Post #121 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:40 am

Long live crag. Who will he take with the 2nd of these back to back picks? The suspense!

MP · Post #122 by MP » Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:22 pm

Did Greg forget to notify himself?

Dr_Chimera · Post #123 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:31 pm

An entire third round without Craig coming up.

Craig · Post #124 by **Craig** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:52 pm

Lol, I had back to back picks?

Dr_Chimera · Post #125 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 3:55 pm

If anyone doesn't want their upcoming pick I'd be willing to offer a 2nd rounder in 2023 for it.

Craig · Post #126 by **Craig** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:01 pm

Shit, I would have given you my last one for that.

Truly sorry about the delays guys, life has been a whirlwind the last little bit.

chicpea · Post #127 by **chicpea** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:51 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
Lifer wrote:And now I wait for responses.

Hugs.

This is the Banter thread and not the Hugs thread, which doesn't exist here (thank god) but does on f=trax, where you should contain your joke. I like you very much, but this weird fetish you have with thinking this is clever has depleted my respect for you by about 70% so far.

Sailor Man · Post #128 by **Sailor Man** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:13 pm

don't mind chickpea, he just heard the Couturier news

MP · Post #129 by MP » Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:45 pm

Some sweet LTIR cap relief...

mayoradamwest · Post #130 by **mayoradamwest** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:11 pm

chicpea wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:
Lifer wrote:And now I wait for responses.

Hugs.

This is the Banter thread and not the Hugs thread, which doesn't exist here (thank god) but does on f=trax, where you should contain your joke. I like you very much, but this weird fetish you have with thinking this is clever has depleted my respect for you by about 70% so far.

hugs.

mayoradamwest · Post #131 by **mayoradamwest** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:13 pm

I have several herniated/bulging/missing discs, and have never missed a single NHL game because of it. Gotta say, to succeed, maybe they need more hugs?

Lifer · Post #132 by **Lifer** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:33 pm

Maybe the giving of hugs helps strengthen the back such that it can overcome structural maladies?

mayoradamwest · Post #133 by **mayoradamwest** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:44 pm

Lifer wrote:Maybe the giving of hugs helps strengthen the back such that it can overcome structural maladies?

You build strength from scratch.

chicpea · Post #134 by **chicpea** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:41 pm

Sailor Man wrote:don't mind chickpea, he just heard the Couturier news

The fucked part is that I hadn't actually heard the news. I took a nap. I woke up, and just now saw it. What a fucking joke organization. Nothing about this all summer and then boom - Oh, btw, our #1 and ONLY C will miss most of the year. Have a good one, guys.

KesselsNut · Post #135 by **KesselsNut** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:06 pm

The flyers are going to be so fucking bad

PredsFan77 · Post #136 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:08 pm

Looking to trade back, have 3-2 and 3-3. Krhxbye

Dr_Chimera · Post #137 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:40 pm

Propose instituting a cap on number of trades on can make during draft.

PredsFan77 · Post #138 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:58 am

thank you for your offer, i will take it under consideration and respond in 1 to 2 business days.

Sailor Man · Post #139 by **Sailor Man** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:14 am

woke up to a few messages telling me to draft. check recent transactions, lads.

Sailor Man · Post #140 by **Sailor Man** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:30 am

PF77 selects PK Subban and Zdeno Chara, both primed for a return to form. Who's next?

Dr_Chimera · Post #141 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:43 am

Sailor Man wrote:PF77 selects PK Subban and Zdeno Chara, both primed for a return to form. Who's next?

He's really going for it this year! Nick is up.

mayoradamwest · Post #142 by **mayoradamwest** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:19 am

chicpea wrote:
Sailor Man wrote:don't mind chickpea, he just heard the Couturier news

The fucked part is that I hadn't actually heard the news. I took a nap. I woke up, and just now saw it. What a fucking joke organization. Nothing about this all summer and then boom - Oh, btw, our #1 and ONLY C will miss most of the year. Have a good one, guys.

what an opportunity for Morgran Frost

chicpea · Post #143 by **chicpea** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:02 am

I'd like to move up in the the 3rd round. Currently, I pick 3-14th.

KesselsNut · Post #144 by **KesselsNut** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:18 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:
Sailor Man wrote:PF77 selects PK Subban and Zdeno Chara, both primed for a return to form. Who's next?

He's really going for it this year! Nick is up.

does pf not have back to back picks here?

KesselsNut · Post #145 by **KesselsNut** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:19 am

or he just traded it to logan?

Sailor Man · Post #146 by **Sailor Man** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:42 am

PF77 will soon own all the 3rd rounders at this rate.

Dr_Chimera · Post #147 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:58 pm

Whose turn is it, I'm lost.

KesselsNut · Post #148 by **KesselsNut** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:06 pm

logan's i think

Sailor Man · Post #149 by **Sailor Man** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:07 pm

NOT ANYMORE

Dr_Chimera · Post #150 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:28 pm

Can someone please explain to the folks where predsfan is and why this is taking so long

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