The tennis thread

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #1 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:26 pm

Haven't been this embarrassed to be Canadian since February of 1998.

PredsFan77 · Post #2 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:27 pm

Bump for you bandwagoners.

Is that milo and Otis guy you nucks hyped up still playing or did he decide to get a real job?

VLoo · Post #3 by **VLoo** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:18 am

I bet Eugenie Bouchard gives a great Old Fashioned.

NHL33 · Post #4 by **NHL33** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:27 am

Where is the great Maria Kirilenko? This tournament is a sham!

(ROFL @ Ana and Serena going down btw.)

Craig · Post #5 by **Craig** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:42 pm

Craig wrote:So I'm not a big tennis fan, by any stretch. But I just read a little story about how there's a Canadian in the men's and women's junior finals this year at Wimbledon. It turns out there's this kid Filip Peliwo who has made three grand slam finals this year, so far having lost to the #1 and #2 players it Australia and France. He's up against the #1 again at Wimbledon. He's the #4 ranked player at the moment, but he's on a big upswing. He was ranked 34th at the end of 2011. On the womens side there's Eugenie Bouchard, who is ranked 2nd at the moment. It's her first grand slam final, but she's been near the top of the charts for a while now.

So the point is, Canada seems to have a pretty bright future in tennis, which is a total surprise to me. I predict pretending to give a shit at the 2016 or 2020 Olympics.

Does anyone actually know anything about tennis? Are these kids actually full of potential, or are they just the equivalent of overagers in the CHL?

http://www.tsn.ca/tennis/story/?id=441788

:prickle:

IcE ColD · Post #6 by **IcE ColD** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:16 pm

I don't think I had answered that post in 2012, but here's what I should have posted if I had seen it:

Those kids have potential. Tennis Canada rebooted its Tennis programs for youth a couple of years ago. They've got great trainers and Raonic, Pospisil and Bouchard are the first to come out of that renewed program. And all I hear is that the relief is supposed to be even better.

I know all this from a coworker who was a Tennis trainer prior to coming work with us and he was very very implicated with Tennis Canada. I remember asking him about that 3 years ago.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #7 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:29 pm

Women's tennis is unbearable; we need that little homo Peliwo to come of age.

FH2002 · Post #8 by **FH2002** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:18 pm

Go Eugenie.

NHL33 · Post #9 by **NHL33** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:15 pm

She wants the Bieber.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #10 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:40 pm

Who has me on ignore? I've noticed a few freds are all fucked up for me lately.

Probably some faggot supporter of Vancouver's Canucks.

Dr_Chimera · Post #11 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:08 am

Dimitrov will never beat Nadal with this bullshit backhand.

PredsFan77 · Post #12 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:45 pm

this frog bint looks like a fuckin trainwreck. Just got broke 1-0 to start the match.

also bint doesnt realize she needs to wear a short skirt looks like a fuckin prude. sex sells froggie.

PredsFan77 · Post #13 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:57 pm

this is a fucking joke.

a big fucking joke.

PredsFan77 · Post #14 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:04 pm

TWO mens tennis players in her player box. WATCH OUT CANADA

PredsFan77 · Post #15 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:11 pm

frog girl loses first set 2-6, it was ugly.

PredsFan77 · Post #16 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:13 pm

Maybe this was Genie's pump up song, this is the problem.

[YOUTUBE]eXXsZCa7Rsw[/YOUTUBE]

PredsFan77 · Post #17 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:08 pm

lol. match point ownage.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #18 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:41 pm

Canada: World's Greatest Athletes

[CENTER]When no one's watching[/CENTER]

VLoo · Post #19 by **VLoo** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:01 am

Renowned lesbian and probable broads mod Chris Evert called our French darling the future of tennis.

Dr_Chimera · Post #20 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:47 am

No, no. Evert is the one of the few of them who aren't lesbians.

NyQuil · Post #21 by **NyQuil** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:47 pm

I have a vague recollection of the name "Lloyd" and a hyphen.

Dr_Chimera · Post #22 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:42 pm

A real hottie in her prime too. One of my favs, that Chris Evert.

VLoo · Post #23 by **VLoo** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:29 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:No, no. Evert is the one of the few of them who aren't lesbians.

That's nonsense. Her and Martina scissored on the regular. Maybe she's bi.

Dr_Chimera · Post #24 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:45 pm

VLoo wrote:That's nonsense. Her and Martina scissored on the regular. Maybe she's bi.

Martina? Yeesh.

Dr_Chimera · Post #25 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:48 pm

Unless you mean Martina Hingis. I'd watch that.

Dr_Chimera · Post #26 by **Dr_Chimera** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:16 pm

Oh, Federer. You're so predictable.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #27 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:29 pm

'Genié could probably beat that big oaf.

VLoo · Post #28 by **VLoo** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:39 pm

brownman wrote:'Genié could probably beat that big oaf.

'Genie could beat my average to below average oaf.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #29 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:20 am

Stupid cunt.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #30 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:29 am

Can. Génie. Break. Back?

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #31 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:30 am

What a waste of time.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #32 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:37 am

She's a battler though.

Dr_Chimera · Post #33 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 2:41 pm

She's a good man with a good spirit.

Kraapo 4 Kaapo · Post #34 by **Kraapo 4 Kaapo** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:57 pm

I don't think we'll ever see a champion like Rafael Nadal at the French Open. To win nine titles at one grand slam is just beastly.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #35 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:11 pm

Unfortunately we have to asteriskize that record.

* - denotes weakest generation in sports history

Dr_Chimera · Post #36 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:42 pm

Meh.

Everybody but Nadal in this damn sport is a girlie boy.

NHL33 · Post #37 by **NHL33** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:07 pm

Nadal is a beast, but watching him play is agonizing. I don't know why so many athletes are superstitious. Plus he kills the pace of the game.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #38 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:08 pm

2 Wimbledon titles, 2 NBA MVPs, an AL MVP, an NL MVP, most accurate NFL kicker of all-time, England World Player of the Year, etc, etc.

We are the greatest sporting nation on Earth.

Kraapo 4 Kaapo · Post #39 by **Kraapo 4 Kaapo** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:06 pm

Goin' for Federer on Friday.

MP · Post #40 by MP » Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:26 pm

Odds of two Canadians taking the men's and women's titles at Wimbledon in the same year?

PredsFan77 · Post #41 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:32 pm

100% book it

PredsFan77 · Post #42 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:09 pm

oh yeah and dimitrov can play. Always liked his game. Gets Novak after a 5 setter, might be his moment!

Transplanted Caper · Post #43 by **Transplanted Caper** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:25 pm

That was never even close. Hope Federer can win on Sunday.

PredsFan77 · Post #44 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:04 am

THIS IS IT CANADA

And Chrissie Evert is trashing Genie. Saying Kviotiva is gonna curb stomp her.

Transplanted Caper · Post #45 by **Transplanted Caper** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:38 am

Kvitova running the show early. Serving for the 1st set.

PredsFan77 · Post #46 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:51 am

who knew Chrissie Evert was a soothsayer, maybe the abortion gave her new powers

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