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The blow job machine we were promised is finally here.
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital
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Captain Roy Bringus wrote:The blow job machine we were promised is finally here.
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital
So how long before some pornstar decides to challenge the machine in an ejaculation contest?
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Even if it's real, I'm not going to Prince George.

http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
The original newspaper advertisement seeking a partner for time traveling was written by John Silveira and published as filler in the September/October 1997 issue of Backwoods Home Magazine.[25] After his publisher, Dave Duffy, asked him for something to help fill up the classifieds page, Silveira wrote up a personal ad seeking a girlfriend and the time travel ad as a joke, using the same P.O. box numbers for both ads. As of October 2010, he had received thousands of responses to the time travel one and only five for his personal ad.
Online, the ad gained notoriety after the first “Safety Not Guaranteed”[1]YTMND site was created by axlbonbach on October 27th, 2005. As of May 2013, it has more than 1.3 million views. The background music is Paul Engemann’s “Push It To The Limit” [2] from the 1983 movie Scarface.
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In 2011, it was announced that the ad will be adapted into a full feature comedy film titled “Safety Not Guaranteed”[16] starring Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson and Kristen Bell. Scheduled to be released in 2012, the movie is about two magazine employees who head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified ad seeking a companion for time travel.
And the pretentious indie movie trailer:
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IcE ColD wrote:"Wait what? That hobo is the last one to have put his weiner in there!?!?? No fucking thanks, I'll do the job the old fashioned way!"
What if it was a beautiful men with good clean body hygien?
Outside point of view wisdom™
"Don't be afraid, those are mens, just like us" - Piton Ruelle
"Don't be afraid, those are mens, just like us" - Piton Ruelle
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Out-of-context line from Burbank/Graham ruling that made me laugh: “Tight ends typically have significantly more girth than wide receivers”
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
:lr: :lr: :lr:
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[nsfw]http://www.mallorcadiario.com/concurso-de-felaciones-a-cambio-de-copas-gratis-en-magaluf/[/nsfw]Captain Roy Bringus wrote:http://gawker.com/video-of-tourist-blowing-24-men-for-free-drinks-trigger-1599702690
Jesus, Spain. Look at all those premature ejaculators.
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Captain Roy Bringus wrote:http://gawker.com/video-of-tourist-blowing-24-men-for-free-drinks-trigger-1599702690
I would love to catalogue this under the greatness of our age, however this type of shenanigan is going by the wayside. : (
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