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Post #1201 by Dog » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:12 pm

"Sir, we found your car but I'm terribly sorry there is still no sign of your missing child".

"Oh, great thanks! Never mind about the child, we have more. No problem."
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Post #1202 by IcE ColD » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:16 pm

Bah, as long as they're ready to live with whatever are the consequences (if any), I don't see anything wrong with that.
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #1203 by clawfirst » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:36 pm

Ive often contemplated claiming i was having chest pains in addition to whatever i needed stiched up at the hospital for the same effect.... But you know im not an irresponsable monster pussy.

I just forego the freezing

*manly grunt
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Post #1204 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:39 pm

So basically, the cops can find stolen vehicles if they want, but usually don't bother because it interferes with their donut time.
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Post #1205 by AD » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:24 pm

So it worked!
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Post #1206 by MP » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:11 pm

So instead of saying 'your nephew was in the car', you say you were car jacked at gun point and they appeared to have had a tied you toddler with them...
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Post #1207 by TGR » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:46 pm

So maybe we can find terrorists by lying and saying they stole our children.

Hmmm.
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Post #1208 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:18 am

Horrifying.

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Post #1209 by senate » Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:24 am

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Post #1210 by MP » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:19 pm

:hellyeah:
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Post #1211 by vonbonds » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:57 pm

She is going to love dick so much when she gets older
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Post #1212 by Craig » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:53 pm

Dick is super easy to spell.
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Post #1213 by MP » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:06 pm

Craig wrote:Dick is super easy to spell.

Betcha even dog's daughter can recall that word...
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Post #1214 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:02 pm

Orrtam Anisimov?
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Post #1217 by vonbonds » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:53 pm

She's a character

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Post #1218 by TGR » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:34 am

I wouldn't fuck her with edgar's dong.
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Post #1219 by TGR » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:00 am

A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:
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Post #1220 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:03 pm

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Post #1221 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:10 pm

TGR wrote:A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:


I don't much care for the cutesy vibe of this video, but most of its points are correct. Also people who use the term 'SJW' are fucking nazis.
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Post #1222 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:15 pm

Whenever someone talks about microaggressions I'm reminded by Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot, a foreigner in Great Britain who gets constantly singled out for being different, often by old ladies - his accent, appearance, manners, name. Some of it done rudely and some of it well intentioned.

I think Agatha actually enjoyed prodding her character at every turn for being a weirdo foreigner. She even made him as unlikable as possible. Of course she was something of a nazi herself.
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Post #1223 by senate » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:46 pm

After enough mosquito bites, your body develops an immunity to mosquito saliva, and mosquito bites stop irritating your skin. It wears off after a few weeks though.

What does that have to do with the video? Nothing. I just wanted to share that mosquito fact. It may come in handy if you ever meet a cute girl at party and, in a panicky attempt to impress her, you lie and say that you are an entomologist.
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Post #1224 by TGR » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:24 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:
TGR wrote:A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:


I don't much care for the cutesy vibe of this video, but most of its points are correct. Also people who use the term 'SJW' are fucking nazis.


Oh no. I've been triggered.
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Post #1227 by Retardé S » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:40 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:https://twitter.com/alreadytaken74/status/846622675246219264



Holy shit, that groove
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Post #1229 by Dog » Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:06 pm

Fuck that. If we're all dying, I'm eating better food than Arby's. Yolo!
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Post #1231 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:45 pm

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Post #1232 by Transplanted Caper » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:45 pm

Ghomeshi would flunk out of first year poli-sci with that tripe.
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Post #1233 by Split Scrotum » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:38 pm

I thought Joe Warmington died with Rob Ford
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Post #1235 by TGR » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:06 pm

What happened after July 14, 2014?

Did he murder his family?
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Post #1237 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:15 pm

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Post #1238 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:20 pm

So do creative people have to be hipsters, or is the animator just not very creative?
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Post #1239 by AD » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:39 am

What the fuck was that Chim?
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Post #1243 by TGR » Mon May 01, 2017 10:40 pm

Lol. Its funny because its not even his kid.
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Post #1246 by AD » Thu May 04, 2017 9:45 pm

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Post #1247 by Dog » Thu May 04, 2017 11:28 pm

BANANA!!!
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