Maybe a joke about Bill Morneau ... if not Greg

WTF · Post #3551 by **WTF** » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:23 pm

Zardoz wrote:Justin Trudeau: Leader of the Free World

aki's going to an hero himself if that ever happens.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #3552 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:21 pm

Governor General breaches royal protocol by touching Queen to avoid her stumbling on 'slippy' carpet

God, kill the queen. :smuglanne:

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #3553 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:43 am

I am sorry to do this to you, fellas, but have a gander at this:

Trudeau's silence on Payette's expunged assault charge shows double standard: Robyn Urback

I cannae even bring myself to copy never mind paste the rest of the text.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #3554 by **Boring Choice #2** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:00 am

what happened to the days when political leaders could assault people in public and be lauded for it instead of being a topic of gossip and innuendo?

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3555 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:23 pm

:jpeg_of_jfk_killing_a_hooker:

RTWAP · Post #3556 by **RTWAP** » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:42 pm

Interesting article from 15 months ago about differences between Canada and the U.S.

http://nationalpost.com/opinion/f-h-buc ... bb846ac5ac

chicpea · Post #3557 by **chicpea** » Thu Aug 17, 2017 7:32 pm

Rough week for my buddy, Spaxxra.

chicpea · Post #3558 by **chicpea** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:52 am

Later in the day....

Faith Goldy goes on a daily stormer podcast and gets fired by spazzra, who releases his own video (not the one he also released today about him being blackmailed by british gays...) :

http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/pol ... 9bd870f1f1

Transplanted Caper · Post #3559 by **Transplanted Caper** » Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:48 am

Watching that fucker go down in flames has been a shining example of the good in the world in these troubled times.

chicpea · Post #3560 by **chicpea** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:12 pm

I realize most of you have probably included this in your weekend brunchly readings, but for posterity's sake, here is Richard Warnica's long-form piece on Ezra, which is quite something.

http://nationalpost.com/features/inside ... ebel-media

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3561 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:19 am

If elected as Leader of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, I promised to:

Enact legislation recognizing Canada's new national animal: the cheese curd
Force a de-merger of the Conservative Party of Canada
Promote higher education by building taller schools
Appoint Senate seats according to proportional representation
Abolish the Monarchy but retain the Governor General
Make the AFN Leader de facto Governor General
Give the Governor General a cool Davy Crockett hat
Legalize all drugs
Tax religion
Ban Coors Light and ScotiaBank
Enact a $7.8 million individual salary cap, much like after the NHL lockout in 2005
Allow every Canadian to vote in the 2020 U.S. Election
Trade P.E.I. for Delaware
Change national anthem to a bunch of Inuit throat singing
A Giant Tiger™ fidget spinner for every Canadian Citizen

Plz donate

http://www.hockeybroads.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&p=3288483#p3288483

MP · Post #3562 by MP » Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:13 pm

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/ottawa/university-of-ottawa-frosh-naloxone-1.4267447

I'm reading this and thinking, are opioid use/overdoses a common thing in university these days?! Or just a U of O thing?

Geez, what happen to beer and the occassion joint?

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3563 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:32 pm

MP wrote:http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/ottawa/university-of-ottawa-frosh-naloxone-1.4267447

I'm reading this and thinking, are opioid use/overdoses a common thing in university these days?! Or just a U of O thing?

Geez, what happen to beer and the occassion joint?

It's coke & MDMA now.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #3564 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:36 pm

Walrus · Post #3565 by **Walrus** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:13 am

Our boy Pierre P., voted as #1 douchiest MP back in 2014, is now our great nation's Shadow Minister for Finance.

The full top 10: viewtopic.php?f=120&t=37116&p=2703292

1. Pierre Poilievre
2. Rob Anders
3. Paul Calandra
4. Tony Clement
5. Julian Fantino
6. Dean Del Mastro
7. Chris Alexander
8. Stephen Harper
9. Peter Van Loan
10. Peter McKay

2015 election survivors are in bold.

AD · Post #3566 by AD » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:23 am

I still can't believe you lot downvoted Chris A to 7th.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #3567 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:21 am

Pier--

AD · Post #3568 by AD » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:25 am

senate · Post #3569 by **senate** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:22 pm

mayoradamwest · Post #3570 by **mayoradamwest** » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:15 pm

You have to realize, Conrad grew up constantly hearing people say they "...hated the Blacks" and now that he's older people have just started using his first name.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3571 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:23 am

If that vacuous idiot Jagmeet Singh gets elected leader of the NDP, then my usually reliable vote is entirely up for grabs. :mitch_earthling:

senate · Post #3572 by **senate** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:47 pm

The NDP exists to lead the brown people, not to be led by them. Only a wealthy, white, career graduate student like Niki Ashton is capable of being the true voice of both Canada's ethnic minorities and its working class.

AD · Post #3573 by AD » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:51 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:If that vacuous idiot Jagmeet Singh gets elected leader of the NDP, then my usually reliable vote is entirely up for grabs.

Trudeau! Trudeau! Trudeau!

MP · Post #3574 by MP » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:58 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:If that vacuous idiot Jagmeet Singh gets elected leader of the NDP, then my usually reliable vote is entirely up for grabs.

Do you keep said vote somewhere in your pants? If not, I'm not interested.

Germz · Post #3575 by **Germz** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:59 pm

Electing a friendly leader is the worst thing the NDP could do right now IMO. Mulcair should have been allowed to stay on, but failing that, someone similarly angry and sharp-tongued is necessary. Progressives sick of Trudeau won't need more good vibes, they will need someone fierce to cut through his bullshit.

Dog · Post #3576 by **Dog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:10 pm

What's gotten into germs? Not like him to shy away from a smiles showdown.

Dog · Post #3577 by **Dog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:14 pm

Also, I don't think there is a viable political space left of Trudeau right now. He benefits from being contrasted with Trump and the previous Conservative government and from the economy being solid.

This is a throwaway NDP leader.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3578 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:38 pm

Dog wrote:Also, I don't think there is a viable political space left of Trudeau right now.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3579 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:41 pm

senate wrote:The NDP exists to lead the brown people, not to be led by them. Only a wealthy, white, career graduate student like Niki Ashton is capable of being the true voice of both Canada's ethnic minorities and its working class.

I'm sure Jagmeet Singh is a nice man, but he does seem more comfortable spouting platitudes than he does outlining workable socialist policies. I said the exact same thing about Trudeau. (replacing the word 'socialist' with 'liberal' in his case, obviously)

AD · Post #3580 by AD » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:14 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:
Dog wrote:Also, I don't think there is a viable political space left of Trudeau right now.

He said "viable".

:colbert:

Dog · Post #3581 by **Dog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:30 pm

AD wrote:
The Bytown Boozer wrote:
Dog wrote:Also, I don't think there is a viable political space left of Trudeau right now.

He said "viable".

Dog · Post #3582 by **Dog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:32 pm

I can't believe I was able to do that! Look at me, capable of posting gifs! Woohoo!

AD · Post #3583 by AD » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:38 pm

How long has it been dog? We must do lunch!

Dog · Post #3584 by **Dog** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:18 pm

We don't have to but we should.

:croissants:

Dr_Chimera · Post #3585 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:32 am

Germz wrote:Electing a friendly leader is the worst thing the NDP could do right now IMO. Mulcair should have been allowed to stay on, but failing that, someone similarly angry and sharp-tongued is necessary. Progressives sick of Trudeau won't need more good vibes, they will need someone fierce to cut through his bullshit.

Similarly angry to Mulcair? Ugh, Mulcair is completely charmless.

Not convinced "angry" works with Canadians. Let's see what Singh can do.

Germz · Post #3586 by **Germz** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:08 am

Dog wrote:This is a throwaway NDP leader.

The worst case scenario would be to ditch their next leader as quickly as they did Mulcair. No NDP leader is ever a hit in the first election. Or second, for that matter.

If the NDP has any sense at all, they will find someone with promise and stick with that person for a minimum of three elections. That's a big part of the recipe for partial success shared by Broadbent and Layton.

If that's Singh, I hope he still fits the bill in 2023 and 2027, because that's when we're really going to need him.

AD · Post #3587 by AD » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:58 am

The NDP should pick someone who can outlast Trudeau (not necessarily try to beat him next election). Just a good stable, likeable, smart showing over the next 5-6 years until Trudeau/Liberals get stale.

At that time, both the conservatives and the NDP will gnaw away at the Liberal support. Sheer (Scheer? Cheer? Sheare?) is a complete dud, the cons will surely have another leader in 3-5 years (if they don't they're morons).

MP · Post #3588 by MP » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:31 am

AD wrote:The NDP should pick someone who can outlast Trudeau (not necessarily try to beat him next election). Just a good stable, likeable, smart showing over the next 5-6 years until Trudeau/Liberals get stale.

At that time, both the conservatives and the NDP will gnaw away at the Liberal support. Sheer (Scheer? Cheer? Sheare?) is a complete dud, the cons will surely have another leader in 3-5 years (if they don't they're morons).

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3589 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:25 am

Andrew Scheer is a bashful vagina, while Trudeau and Singh are both utter bellends.

Liz May seems like a pretty qualified public servant compared to all this. I will probably vote Green unless it's Ashton or Angus on the orange side. I am not interested in this self-examining, post-Trudeau NDP at all. The NDP should keep moving left like it always has.

If anything right now, the NDP should see the writing on the wall and reach out to its socialist/feminist/environmentalist wings. This is not the time to elect some fucking Andrea Horwath stand-in, who longs for a means-tested Old Age Security program.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3590 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:42 am

BTW, the name of this thread should be 'Andrew Scheer is a Bashful Vagina'.

AD · Post #3591 by AD » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:17 am

Your use of the term 'vagina' in a derogatory manner has not been approved by the Equality, Enlightenment, Ethics and Social Justice Committee of hockeybroads.com ("EEESJC"). Your proposal does not meet the highest standards of progressiveness and inclusion this website expects from its members.

You may appeal this decision to the Overarching Review Board ("ORB") within 15 days of notification.

Best regards,
AD, banana.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #3592 by **Boring Choice #2** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:44 am

teehee. he said "members."

Dog · Post #3593 by **Dog** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:34 pm

How come I'm not on the ORB?

Jerks.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3594 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:43 pm

AD wrote:Your use of the term 'vagina' in a derogatory manner has not been approved by the Equality, Enlightenment, Ethics and Social Justice Committee of hockeybroads.com ("EEESJC"). Your proposal does not meet the highest standards of progressiveness and inclusion this website expects from its members.

You may appeal this decision to the Overarching Review Board ("ORB") within 15 days of notification.

Best regards,
AD, banana.

Seriously? C'mon man, quit being a such a pénis.

senate · Post #3595 by **senate** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:15 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Seriously?

The EEESJC's preferred term for vagina is "penis flytrap". Please use it in the future.

Zardoz · Post #3596 by **Zardoz** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:45 pm

I'm just gonna stick with "dick-pocket" like my grammpy taught us.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #3597 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:55 pm

Bring back fred tags. :colbert:

PredsFan77 · Post #3598 by **PredsFan77** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:37 am

Chaps on an early morning flight sittin in the exit row and it occurs to me I don't know who this bloke Andrew Scheer is.

AD · Post #3599 by AD » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:33 am

PredsFan77 wrote:Chaps on an early morning flight sittin in the exit row and it occurs to me I don't know who this bloke Andrew Scheer is.

Yeah that's fine.

The Bytown Boozer · Post #3600 by **The Bytown Boozer** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:24 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Bring back fred tags.

This will be one of the central pillars of my upcoming leadership campaign.

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