the brag about your prospects because there's no better hockey to pay attention to thread

chicpea · Post #201 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:22 pm

How about that Gold-medal-winning goal by.....Steebberger?

MP · Post #202 by MP » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:32 pm

Average stat gets top forward...

Balki Bartokomous · Post #203 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:51 pm

All thanks to Connor Timmins and his unbelievable poise.

chicpea · Post #204 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:12 pm

Three players top 10 in scoring. Both goals in gold-medal game. What a future!
(all players are available for trade).

MP · Post #205 by MP » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:18 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote:All thanks to Connor Timmins and his unbelievable poise.

He did have a great game, maybe not the best fantasy asset, but seems like he'll be a horse on the backend for Colorado.

Balki Bartokomous · Post #206 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:26 pm

We'll see if him and Mete can carry the defense of one Boltsfan's goofball emporium.

chicpea · Post #207 by **chicpea** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:48 am

Monsieur Cerise appears to have changed Connor Timmins' name to just "Cummins," which I can appreciate.

Dr_Chimera · Post #208 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:52 pm

Did some calculations today and I am in first place based on advanced metrics. #metrics

chicpea · Post #209 by **chicpea** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:04 pm

Congratulations, hair doctor. I guess I’ll see you guys next year!

Balki Bartokomous · Post #210 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:12 pm

Congrats to cawbber for having his 2014 first round pick make the big leagues.

chicpea · Post #211 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:06 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote:Congrats to cawbber for having his 2014 first round pick make the big leagues.

You still "going for it" this year as you told me? Or was it last year, when you traded me Klingberg for the UFA Shattenkirk? I get confused when you finish 12-14-15th every year. :paulrus:

Balki Bartokomous · Post #212 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:11 pm

chicpea wrote:
Balki Bartokomous wrote:Congrats to cawbber for having his 2014 first round pick make the big leagues.

You still "going for it" this year as you told me? Or was it last year, when you traded me Klingberg for the UFA Shattenkirk? I get confused when you finish 12-14-15th every year.

I actually don't care about this league. I'd destroy you if we started a fresh pool. I just fart around here because I've never played a keeper league before. Thanks for the first overall pick for Vic Meat.

And lastly, I'm genuinely happy for cawbber because his pick is my guy.

chicpea · Post #213 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:58 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote: I'd destroy you if we started a fresh pool.

You are extremely smart and your history of winning here has shown me that your statement is true.

Balki Bartokomous · Post #214 by **Balki Bartokomous** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:59 pm

chicpea wrote:
Balki Bartokomous wrote: I'd destroy you if we started a fresh pool.

You are extremely smart and your history of winning here has shown me that your statement is true.

Like I said, could give two fucks about this league. Especially because you're in it.

chicpea · Post #215 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:07 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote:
chicpea wrote:
Balki Bartokomous wrote: I'd destroy you if we started a fresh pool.

You are extremely smart and your history of winning here has shown me that your statement is true.

Like I said, could give two fucks about this league. Especially because you're in it.

Could you send me links to the other leagues where you are dominating? I would love to see your glory manifested.

chicpea · Post #216 by **chicpea** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:06 pm

For the record, I'm not sure why you're angry at me. I think you're a decent GM but kind of an asshole, which is okay. So am I. Also, I like Balki too. Let's be friends.

Dr_Chimera · Post #217 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:09 am

Perhaps one could do a better job at the ol' drafting-n-development rather than complaining about the perils of the keeper league.

PredsFan77 · Post #218 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:33 pm

Boltsfan got called out again in da scatbox. What are y'all betting

chicpea · Post #219 by **chicpea** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:06 am

I am very bullish on my prospects. They are very smoking hot.

chicpea · Post #220 by **chicpea** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:18 pm

Congratulations to rookie standout, Sami Niku.

Niku was announced as the Eddie Shore Award winner as the AHL's top defenseman.

Analysis: Niku registered an impressive 53 points in 73 games for the Moose to become only the second rookie to ever win this award. Second in the league in scoring, the blueliner also posted an impressive plus-19 rating. In lone appearance with the Jets, the Finn tallied his first NHL goal on his first NHL shot in his first NHL game. The 20-year-old won't be long for the minors if he continues to rack up the accolades.

PredsFan77 · Post #221 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:19 pm

old time hockey

mayoradamwest · Post #222 by **mayoradamwest** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:04 pm

chicpea wrote:I am very bullish on my prospects. They are very smoking hot.

But will they ever master the limerick?

PredsFan77 · Post #223 by **PredsFan77** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:21 pm

lily told me he's had them master bating their breath.

PredsFan77 · Post #224 by **PredsFan77** » Sun May 06, 2018 9:43 pm

Reported Sabres signee Lawrence Pilut named Swedish league's top defenseman

The awards keep coming for Lawrence Pilut.

The defenseman, who has reportedly agreed to a contract with the Buffalo Sabres, was named the Swedish Hockey League's best defenseman Monday. He already won the Salming Trophy as the league's best Swedish-born defenseman.

The 22-year-old was an alternate captain for HV71 and blossomed with 38 points in 52 games, leading the league's blue-liners. He had eight goals and 30 assists.

Pilut was named to Sweden's national team for the World Championship, which begins this week. Any contract agreements cannot be announced until the conclusion of the tournament.

http://buffalonews.com/2018/04/30/repor ... efenseman/

chicpea · Post #225 by **chicpea** » Tue May 15, 2018 2:48 am

chicpea wrote:Congratulations to rookie standout, Sami Niku.

Niku was announced as the Eddie Shore Award winner as the AHL's top defenseman.

I would like to add here the following:

a] Congrats to Jordache Kyrou, recent winner of the Red Tillerson trophy, named as the Most Outstanding Player in the OHL. He now joins the likes of Eric Lindros and Bradley Boyes.

b] my fellows on the Swift Current Broncos, Gawdin, Glenn and Steenberger, Something. Great job on beating Carter Hart and the Cumtips for the WHL’s famous Wheat Board Memorial Cup. Also, a shout to my former player, Axe Heponiemi, whom I traded out of disgust for his future team.

I will now be the GM with a minimum of five leading players in the Mem Cup.

Good luck to your players also.

PredsFan77 · Post #226 by **PredsFan77** » Tue May 15, 2018 7:15 pm

that's great about your junior hockey players, chicpea. I have many prospects on my team playing for their countries in the IHOP World Championships in Danishmark. I think the ruskie goalie, which chimmy wont leave me alone about, has 3 shutouts.

chicpea · Post #227 by **chicpea** » Fri May 18, 2018 6:07 am

In what comes as little surprise to the ice hockey congo scenti, The Minnetonka Wilderness have decided to replace De Vahn Dubmix with the gold-medal winning, finnish-elite-league leading goaler from the future with the unlikely name of Kaapo Kahkonen.

mayoradamwest · Post #228 by **mayoradamwest** » Sat May 26, 2018 10:44 am

Sam Steel leading the memorial cup in points.

PredsFan77 · Post #229 by **PredsFan77** » Sat May 26, 2018 10:56 am

she turned into a giant cunt once she got married

mayoradamwest · Post #230 by **mayoradamwest** » Sat May 26, 2018 11:32 am

Yep. Sam Steel.

Also -
Colton Point is his school’s athlete of the year
Alex Nedelkovic played his was into the conversation in the hurricane goal

chicpea · Post #231 by **chicpea** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:30 am

Any guesses where my young frau Grubauer is headed to be #1? I'm guessing heavily it will be the Isles.

MP · Post #232 by MP » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:03 pm

chicpea wrote:Any guesses where my young frau Grubauer is headed to be #1? I'm guessing heavily it will be the Isles.

Ottawa, would be my guess.

chicpea · Post #233 by **chicpea** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:06 pm

That would not be ideal.

PredsFan77 · Post #234 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:57 am

CSKA Mockba

Dr_Chimera · Post #235 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:03 am

My prospects are so good I shouldn't even brag. It's too cruel.

chicpea · Post #236 by **chicpea** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:00 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:My prospects are so good I shouldn't even brag. It's too cruel.

Some of your fellows seem busty.

Dr_Chimera · Post #237 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:51 pm

chicpea wrote:
Dr_Chimera wrote:My prospects are so good I shouldn't even brag. It's too cruel.

Some of your fellows seem busty.

Just occurred to me that this looks like it could be a renaissance painting.

KesselsNut · Post #238 by **KesselsNut** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:04 pm

Holy fuck are my prospects good and my team bad. Anyone want to fuckin trade a goalie prospect for a forward or two?

Craig · Post #239 by **Craig** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:52 pm

Nobody trades goalie prospects. It's like, a rule.

PredsFan77 · Post #240 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:12 pm

Unless you’re nick and you trade em for a 5th round pick

KesselsNut · Post #241 by **KesselsNut** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:50 pm

Yeah I did not get the memo on that rule sorry fam. I guess i have to start following goalie prospects?? That shit is literally fucking black magic

KesselsNut · Post #242 by **KesselsNut** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:52 pm

I'll give you a fourth for linus ulmark

Dr_Chimera · Post #243 by **Dr_Chimera** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:50 pm

Troy Terry has been penciled in for the Ducks' first line and their first power play unit. I am rock hard.

chicpea · Post #244 by **chicpea** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:34 pm

I love when your buttocks and ears are rock hard.

mayoradamwest · Post #245 by **mayoradamwest** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:07 am

KesselsNut wrote:Holy fuck are my prospects good and my team bad. Anyone want to fuckin trade a goalie prospect for a forward or two?

I have goalie prospects:danson:

KesselsNut · Post #246 by **KesselsNut** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:08 pm

MAW I will make up some offers

mayoradamwest · Post #247 by **mayoradamwest** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:49 pm

Ok. I will make up some whimsical poems based on everyone's individual penis.

mayoradamwest · Post #248 by **mayoradamwest** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:51 pm

Working title: the jungle book

KesselsNut · Post #249 by **KesselsNut** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:52 pm

my penis size is directly proportional to the scoring pace of my minor league players

mayoradamwest · Post #250 by **mayoradamwest** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:00 pm

Just fyi.... typically I've.tossed a couple very good prospects and high picks for guys about 3 years away.

Husso was I believe swapped for korpisalo + a 4th and I really like korpisalo

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