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Chokey McChokerson about to choke away the big match at the big tournament on your TSN.
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Nadal has aged so rapidly and weirdly in the last 10 years. Looks like an old catcher's mitt now.
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i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby
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PredsFan77 wrote:i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby
It means he'll club you to death for a sandwich.
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Amazed that women tennis players still, after all these years, win a fucking plate.
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The Roger Federer media fan club seems almost exactly the same as the Justin Trudeau media fan club. Just a buncha people wanting to suck his cock. Many stupid compliments about how rich and white-looking he is.
We need working class Nadal back to reduce these shameful panderers to tears once more.
We need working class Nadal back to reduce these shameful panderers to tears once more.
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Women's tennis is a joke tho chimmy. They should be happy they are allowed even a plate.
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And nadal is a upper class sell out. Novak is your working class hero when he isn't cheating on his wife with some ten cent whore. The tennis game's Tiger
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Here is Federer before his transformation into a Rolex-wearing beautiful person. Notice how fucking stupid he is.
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He was a complete lunatic when he first broke in. Those were the simplest of times.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Chimmy is just mad his great slav hope, Novak, has turned into a Chekov character
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Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas? 

Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas?
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edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas?
Ugly backhand, another ball-bashing clone like everyone else in this era, traitor to his real country.
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holy shit some 19 year old american is up a set on the Rog. His forehand is NASTYYYY
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and espn just made some really awkward TV during the break between sets bringing in ESPN's college football analyst to do some awful college football-tennis analogies.
Made for some great tweets tho
Made for some great tweets tho
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and now the kid has...
melted down
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melted down
Thank you, good night, drive safely. Be sure to tip your waitress!
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lol Milos going down in flames already. Genie no doubt sure to follow
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Looks horrific. 

Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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the other great canadian hype going down in flames after getting in a 4th set tiebreak, yall should just give up on tennis and focus on soccer and basketball
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Genie plays Halop tomorrow. she has a bum ankle too, but somehow Genie will still find a way to lose it.
Joker v. Monfils in 100 degree temps on now.
Joker v. Monfils in 100 degree temps on now.
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also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here
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PredsFan77 wrote:also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here
I wish they would’ve lezzed out
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i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20
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PredsFan77 wrote:i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20
Of course, he's playing some freaking mug. Djoker and Nadal need to pop some roids and kick his ass again.
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Del Potro has the body language of an old man, but has brief and outstanding flashes of youthful brilliance.
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