The tennis thread

Boring Choice #2 · Post #151 by **Boring Choice #2** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:34 am

Chokey McChokerson about to choke away the big match at the big tournament on your TSN.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #152 by **Boring Choice #2** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:45 am

And fin.

PredsFan77 · Post #153 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:45 am

yeah but at least Genie beat Sharapova

Dr_Chimera · Post #154 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:46 pm

Nadal has aged so rapidly and weirdly in the last 10 years. Looks like an old catcher's mitt now.

PredsFan77 · Post #155 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:37 pm

PEDs are helluva drugs

Dr_Chimera · Post #156 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:08 pm

Federer taking advantage of mug era to win aonther Wimbledon.

PredsFan77 · Post #157 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:19 pm

i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby

Dr_Chimera · Post #158 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:47 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:i dont know what the means but serve and volley is back baby

It means he'll club you to death for a sandwich.

PredsFan77 · Post #159 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:04 pm

Feds Feds Feds

Dr_Chimera · Post #160 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:40 pm

Amazed that women tennis players still, after all these years, win a fucking plate.

Dr_Chimera · Post #161 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:43 pm

The Roger Federer media fan club seems almost exactly the same as the Justin Trudeau media fan club. Just a buncha people wanting to suck his cock. Many stupid compliments about how rich and white-looking he is.

We need working class Nadal back to reduce these shameful panderers to tears once more.

PredsFan77 · Post #162 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:04 am

Women's tennis is a joke tho chimmy. They should be happy they are allowed even a plate.

PredsFan77 · Post #163 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:05 am

And nadal is a upper class sell out. Novak is your working class hero when he isn't cheating on his wife with some ten cent whore. The tennis game's Tiger

Dr_Chimera · Post #164 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:16 am

Here is Federer before his transformation into a Rolex-wearing beautiful person. Notice how fucking stupid he is.

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #165 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:24 am

He was a complete lunatic when he first broke in. Those were the simplest of times.

vonbonds · Post #166 by **vonbonds** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:43 pm

Chimmy..a stupid professional athlete? :gay gasp:

PredsFan77 · Post #167 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:42 pm

Chimmy is just mad his great slav hope, Novak, has turned into a Chekov character

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #168 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:29 am

Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas?

PredsFan77 · Post #169 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:01 pm

make up a rumour about him liking dudes

vonbonds · Post #170 by **vonbonds** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:45 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas?

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:vince:

Dr_Chimera · Post #171 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:42 pm

edgar_dong wrote:Now that we finally have a new tennis superstar, what can we do to tear him down, fellas?

Ugly backhand, another ball-bashing clone like everyone else in this era, traitor to his real country.

PredsFan77 · Post #172 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:51 pm

holy shit some 19 year old american is up a set on the Rog. His forehand is NASTYYYY

PredsFan77 · Post #173 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:00 pm

and espn just made some really awkward TV during the break between sets bringing in ESPN's college football analyst to do some awful college football-tennis analogies.

Made for some great tweets tho

PredsFan77 · Post #174 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:36 pm

and now the kid has...

melted down

Thank you, good night, drive safely. Be sure to tip your waitress!

PredsFan77 · Post #175 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:12 pm

oh shit this is gonna go 5!

Dr_Chimera · Post #176 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:29 pm

Yes. Go Delpo.

PredsFan77 · Post #177 by **PredsFan77** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:29 pm

lol Milos going down in flames already. Genie no doubt sure to follow

Shawnathan Horcoff · Post #178 by **Shawnathan Horcoff** » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:31 pm

Looks horrific.

PredsFan77 · Post #179 by **PredsFan77** » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:51 pm

the other great canadian hype going down in flames after getting in a 4th set tiebreak, yall should just give up on tennis and focus on soccer and basketball

PredsFan77 · Post #180 by **PredsFan77** » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:14 pm

Genie plays Halop tomorrow. she has a bum ankle too, but somehow Genie will still find a way to lose it.

Joker v. Monfils in 100 degree temps on now.

PredsFan77 · Post #181 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:19 am

also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here

vonbonds · Post #182 by **vonbonds** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:33 am

PredsFan77 wrote:also for the fans follow along at home, genie got the everloving shit kicked out of here

I wish they would’ve lezzed out

PredsFan77 · Post #183 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:07 pm

thatd be hot

vonbonds · Post #184 by **vonbonds** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:21 am

I KNOW

Dr_Chimera · Post #185 by **Dr_Chimera** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:50 pm

Worst era of tennis ever.

PredsFan77 · Post #186 by **PredsFan77** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:23 pm

i predict simona will win tonight

vonbonds · Post #187 by **vonbonds** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:14 am

Predict again puffy

PredsFan77 · Post #188 by **PredsFan77** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:30 am

i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20

Dr_Chimera · Post #189 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:19 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:i predict the rog will win this evening in straight sets for number 20

Of course, he's playing some freaking mug. Djoker and Nadal need to pop some roids and kick his ass again.

PredsFan77 · Post #190 by **PredsFan77** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:49 am

missed it by a tiebreaker

Dr_Chimera · Post #191 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:32 am

These uniqlo shirts are hideous.

Dr_Chimera · Post #192 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:14 pm

Del Potro has the body language of an old man, but has brief and outstanding flashes of youthful brilliance.

Dr_Chimera · Post #193 by **Dr_Chimera** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:49 pm

Today's semifinal was a crime against humanity.

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