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Post #2701 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:26 am

I was certain I had enough internet presence to bring “raw dawg” to the fore.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2702 by Craig » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:36 am

Nothing like some plain old vanilla ticking/bondage porn, eh fellas?
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Post #2703 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:41 am

I guess I don't watch enough porn to know what is normal. :shrugs:
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Post #2704 by Craig » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:17 pm

...so you assumed bondage was?
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Post #2705 by Craig » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:18 pm

Compared to Asian?
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Post #2706 by Craig » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:18 pm

The fuck, d?
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Post #2707 by Craig » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:18 pm

Go watch some porn. Educate yourself.
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Post #2708 by AD » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:42 pm

Bondage is usual. Tickling not so much.
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Post #2709 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:48 pm

I’m sure there’s a tickle in a few throats. :smuglanne:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2710 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:51 pm

Mods, close this thread now.
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Post #2711 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:03 pm

AD wrote:Bondage is usual. Tickling not so much.


I just assumed that the pictograph showed the search results for non-obvious porn since people would either know where to find it or would just search for "porn".

Of unusual stuff, I'd have guessed that bondage and tickling (guess I am wrong) would be fairly normal searches.
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Post #2712 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:21 pm

Fred reopened. Please continue.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2713 by AD » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:31 pm

10 province and 3 territories and no one is in to knee high colourful socks...
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Post #2714 by senate » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:00 pm

AD wrote:10 province and 3 territories and no one is in to knee high colourful socks...


The Green Party of sexual fetishes.
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Post #2715 by chicpea » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:13 pm

I have never tied up anyone, let alone an asian.
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Post #2716 by AD » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:01 am

I have never tied up an Asian.
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Post #2717 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:31 am

not even your (soon to be ex-)wife?
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Post #2718 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:15 am

Since when is she Asian?
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Post #2719 by MP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:21 am

Indian porn? Like Indeginous or East Indian?
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Post #2720 by clawfirst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:47 am

Clearly Bramptons finest mp
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Post #2721 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:06 am

Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.
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Post #2722 by senate » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:15 am

Anyone else notice that Chickpea and AD denied ever tying up Asians but not ever being tied up by Asians?
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Post #2723 by MP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:22 am

Handcuffs, shackles, and chains don't require tying...
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Post #2724 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:30 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Since when is that Asian?
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Post #2725 by AD » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:36 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Why would you think she was Lebanese?
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Post #2726 by MP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:44 am

I thought she was a rich white french girl who married a Lebanese guy to spite her family...?
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Post #2727 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:45 am

Searching for "asian" is a terrible way to find porn featuring Lebanese girls.
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Post #2728 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:45 am

D, it really bothers me how bad you are at looking for porn.
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Post #2729 by AD » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:01 pm

MP wrote:I thought she was a rich white french girl who married a Lebanese guy to spite her family...?


Pretty much. Rich is a stretch. But yeah.

I think she's going out with a jew now. So spiting her family and me at the same time.









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Post #2730 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:04 pm

Craig wrote:
Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Since when is that Asian?


since lebanon became part of asia (i.e. since it existed).
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Post #2731 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:05 pm

AD wrote:
Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Why would you think she was Lebanese?


i don't know. i just thought she was. maybe i input it in my spreadsheet incorrectly. ummm, i mean, maybe i misremembered it or something. :paranoid:
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Post #2732 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:06 pm

Craig wrote:D, it really bothers me how bad you are at looking for porn.


i don't look for porn. and if i did, i'm sure i'd be able to figure out how to search "accountant porn" and "sock fetish" pretty easily.
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Post #2733 by clawfirst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:20 pm

I think accountant porn would be like mormon role playing. Three or four holes in a sheet. Some counting down and very little mess
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Post #2734 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:02 pm

Accountant porn would be just the cleaning up.
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Post #2735 by clawfirst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:55 pm

Who is getting off on cleaning up?


Oh

Ohhhhh


Lmao wow
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Post #2736 by Dog » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:58 pm

Craig wrote:Accountant porn would be just the cleaning up.


Jizz moppers!!!
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Post #2737 by vonbonds » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:18 am

D bringing the ignorant lulz with his porn knowledge. Let’s assume I too don’t know anything about porn as well
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Post #2739 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:05 pm

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Post #2743 by chicpea » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:16 pm

I agree with the tall fellow. We do have a lot of problems and we do overlook them.
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Post #2747 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:44 pm

Oh my god. I totally missed this until now.

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Post #2748 by AD » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:14 pm

How fun!
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Post #2749 by chicpea » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:50 am

Oh, how I love this.

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Post #2750 by Craig » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:52 am

What was the question?

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