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Post #2651 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:06 am

Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.
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Post #2652 by senate » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:15 am

Anyone else notice that Chickpea and AD denied ever tying up Asians but not ever being tied up by Asians?
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Post #2653 by MP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:22 am

Handcuffs, shackles, and chains don't require tying...
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Post #2654 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:30 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Since when is that Asian?
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Post #2655 by AD » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:36 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Why would you think she was Lebanese?
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Post #2656 by MP » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:44 am

I thought she was a rich white french girl who married a Lebanese guy to spite her family...?
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Post #2657 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:45 am

Searching for "asian" is a terrible way to find porn featuring Lebanese girls.
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Post #2658 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:45 am

D, it really bothers me how bad you are at looking for porn.
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Post #2659 by AD » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:01 pm

MP wrote:I thought she was a rich white french girl who married a Lebanese guy to spite her family...?


Pretty much. Rich is a stretch. But yeah.

I think she's going out with a jew now. So spiting her family and me at the same time.









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Post #2660 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:04 pm

Craig wrote:
Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Since when is that Asian?


since lebanon became part of asia (i.e. since it existed).
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Post #2661 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:05 pm

AD wrote:
Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Craig wrote:Since when is she Asian?


i though she was lebanese.


Why would you think she was Lebanese?


i don't know. i just thought she was. maybe i input it in my spreadsheet incorrectly. ummm, i mean, maybe i misremembered it or something. :paranoid:
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Post #2662 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:06 pm

Craig wrote:D, it really bothers me how bad you are at looking for porn.


i don't look for porn. and if i did, i'm sure i'd be able to figure out how to search "accountant porn" and "sock fetish" pretty easily.
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Post #2663 by clawfirst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:20 pm

I think accountant porn would be like mormon role playing. Three or four holes in a sheet. Some counting down and very little mess
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Post #2664 by Craig » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:02 pm

Accountant porn would be just the cleaning up.
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Post #2665 by clawfirst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:55 pm

Who is getting off on cleaning up?


Oh

Ohhhhh


Lmao wow
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Post #2666 by vonbonds » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:18 am

D bringing the ignorant lulz with his porn knowledge. Let’s assume I too don’t know anything about porn as well
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Post #2668 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:05 pm

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Post #2672 by chicpea » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:16 pm

I agree with the tall fellow. We do have a lot of problems and we do overlook them.
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Post #2676 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:44 pm

Oh my god. I totally missed this until now.

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Post #2677 by AD » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:14 pm

How fun!
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Post #2678 by chicpea » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:50 am

Oh, how I love this.

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Post #2679 by Craig » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:52 am

What was the question?
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Post #2680 by chicpea » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:55 am

Craig wrote:What was the question?


Apparently: "China has more and more state own [sic] assets abroad following the Belt and Road initiative. How can we protect them?"

Read some of the other Qs here: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-43382141
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Post #2681 by Craig » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:05 am

Is that such a terrible question?
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Post #2682 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:17 am

Those of you who are baseball fans will enjoy this.

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Post #2683 by chicpea » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:49 pm

Those of you who are not baseball fans will enjoy this.

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Post #2685 by chicpea » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:49 pm

that is what y'all c'all a sick burn.
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Post #2686 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:01 pm

That looks like a hot juicy cock to me.
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Post #2687 by chicpea » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:05 pm

The guy in the black hat or the blue one?
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Post #2688 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:09 pm

chicpea wrote:The guy in the black hat or the blue one?


Never mind. I have been told that it is a fake.
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Post #2694 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:12 am

rob ford has never looked better.

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Post #2698 by chicpea » Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:29 pm

Legit didn't know ten of those songs. Surprised there was no Supertramp or Scorpions, but OPUS was pretty close.
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Post #2700 by Craig » Tue May 01, 2018 2:14 pm

None of that is my fault.

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