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Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.
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you forgot pants as well...

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.
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Mufasa wrote:Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.
Noted for BBQ
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I have a dining room but don't own a dining table. Instead its full of the kids toys and art stuffs.
One day, it'll be part of our expanded kitchen.
One day, it'll be part of our expanded kitchen.
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I only use the dining room table if LW is over, or other friends, or my parents or something.
Most days I'm just watching TV alone when i eat dinner, and so just use the coffee table and watch TV.

Most days I'm just watching TV alone when i eat dinner, and so just use the coffee table and watch TV.

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Dog wrote:Twitter bArt wrote:you forgot pants as well...
You mean leg prisons?
I call them the hips prison.
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Mufasa wrote:Dog wrote:Twitter bArt wrote:you forgot pants as well...
You mean leg prisons?
I call them the hips prison.
You mean shorts?
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Dog wrote:Mufasa wrote:Dog wrote:
You mean leg prisons?
I call them the hips prison.
You mean shorts?
You clearly don't have my hips.
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Mufasa wrote:Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.
I would guess that in the last 5 years, we've had about 12 different dining room tables. We put one in, D decides it's not right, sells it, tries another We have a narrow galley kitchen, so if anyone is around, we sit in the dining room, it's the central room in the house. When it's just us at home, we end up eating in front of the tv.
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Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them
Because society tells us too.
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Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them
Tables look nice, and you can put stuff on them while you figure out permanent storage
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We use our table to feed E. Also for dinner parties. Also for a place to drop random junk from time to time.
I'm glad we have one.
I'm glad we have one.
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Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them
Les tables à manger sont la pierre angulaire du capitalisme et de l'exploitation de l'homme. Tu commences à comprendre.
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Mufasa wrote:Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them
Les tables à manger sont la pierre angulaire du capitalisme et de l'exploitation de l'homme. Tu commences à comprendre.
Mu it keeps D in red wine . You would deny her this ?
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Don't worry McPhee, the capitalist swine contingent of broads will keep your wife from getting thirsty.
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Dog wrote:Man, Andersen sucks.
it's what happens when your wife is no longer dieing from cancer

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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line-crossed

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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AD wrote:Dog wrote:I have a dining room table too!
I don't.
Because you turned it into a sex table?
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Speaking of which, I ever tell you, internet, about that time some friends were showing us around their new house and when showing their bedroom the wife ran accross the room to close a door in the bedroom leading to another little room? The guy later told me that was their s&m room with chains and leather and such things.
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I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.
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mcphee wrote:I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.
wrong thread...

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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Twitter bArt wrote:mcphee wrote:I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.
wrong thread...
Then I suggest that we switch thread titles because I'm not re-posting.
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just cut and paste it as if it was a tweet

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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Retardé S wrote:I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.
You live with Italian parents?
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PPJ wrote:Retardé S wrote:I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.
You live with Italian parents?
I lived in St-Leonard before moving back to Montreal North last year. I miss my Italian neighbor who used to give me some basil leaves, tomatoes and left over margherita pizza on saturdays. Massive Juve fan, great mens.
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Hey -that sounds like me... you must be just down the road. Consider yourself invited to NOT BBQ.
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Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!
"Sti que j'y lècherais la grille"
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Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!
Just purchased a new Napoleon grill - it will be grander that the RD we will wind up selecting
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
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Macbeth wrote:The fuck you mean "Vegas swept the Kings" !?
It's better this way.
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Most definitely.
But Jesus fucking Christ.
We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...
OH GOD FUCK IT ALL
But Jesus fucking Christ.
We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...
OH GOD FUCK IT ALL
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We could've called him Syl. Would've had a nice ring to it. Big Syl . Hey Big Syl, waddaya say,waddaya know ? Hey Bg Syl, that's my wife.
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