General Hockey Shit

Mufasa · Post #4101 by **Mufasa** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:56 pm

Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.

Twitter bArt · Post #4102 by **Twitter bArt** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:05 pm

you forgot pants as well...

Retardé S · Post #4103 by **Retardé S** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:24 pm

I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.

Not · Post #4104 by **Not** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:37 pm

Mufasa wrote:Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.

Noted for BBQ

MP · Post #4105 by MP » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:47 pm

I have a dining room but don't own a dining table. Instead its full of the kids toys and art stuffs.

One day, it'll be part of our expanded kitchen.

TittiesNBeer · Post #4106 by **TittiesNBeer** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:57 pm

I only use the dining room table if LW is over, or other friends, or my parents or something.

Most days I'm just watching TV alone when i eat dinner, and so just use the coffee table and watch TV.

:why:

Dog · Post #4107 by **Dog** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:16 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:you forgot pants as well...

You mean leg prisons?

Mufasa · Post #4108 by **Mufasa** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:35 pm

Dog wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:you forgot pants as well...

You mean leg prisons?

I call them the hips prison.

Dog · Post #4109 by **Dog** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:38 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Dog wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:you forgot pants as well...

You mean leg prisons?

I call them the hips prison.

You mean shorts?

Mufasa · Post #4110 by **Mufasa** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:39 pm

Dog wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
Dog wrote:
You mean leg prisons?

I call them the hips prison.

You mean shorts?

You clearly don't have my hips.

mcphee · Post #4111 by **mcphee** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:46 pm

Mufasa wrote:Rich people eating on fancy tables. I eat in front of the grocery register as soon as I have paid, so I have more free time to do what I really love. I don't know how you guys do, being slaves to things you own like chairs and tables.

I would guess that in the last 5 years, we've had about 12 different dining room tables. We put one in, D decides it's not right, sells it, tries another We have a narrow galley kitchen, so if anyone is around, we sit in the dining room, it's the central room in the house. When it's just us at home, we end up eating in front of the tv.

Retardé S · Post #4112 by **Retardé S** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm

Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them :why:

MP · Post #4113 by MP » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:50 pm

Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them

Because society tells us too.

Dog · Post #4114 by **Dog** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:52 pm

I use my dinning table.

You people are savages.

mcphee · Post #4115 by **mcphee** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:57 pm

Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them

Tables look nice, and you can put stuff on them while you figure out permanent storage

Craig · Post #4116 by **Craig** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:00 pm

We use our table to feed E. Also for dinner parties. Also for a place to drop random junk from time to time.

I'm glad we have one.

Mufasa · Post #4117 by **Mufasa** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:03 pm

Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them

Les tables à manger sont la pierre angulaire du capitalisme et de l'exploitation de l'homme. Tu commences à comprendre.

mcphee · Post #4118 by **mcphee** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:09 pm

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Why do we buy dining tables if we don't use them

Les tables à manger sont la pierre angulaire du capitalisme et de l'exploitation de l'homme. Tu commences à comprendre.

Mu it keeps D in red wine . You would deny her this ?

Craig · Post #4119 by **Craig** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:14 pm

Don't worry McPhee, the capitalist swine contingent of broads will keep your wife from getting thirsty.

Dog · Post #4120 by **Dog** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:24 pm

Man, Andersen sucks.

Twitter bArt · Post #4121 by **Twitter bArt** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:37 pm

Dog wrote:Man, Andersen sucks.

it's what happens when your wife is no longer dieing from cancer

Twitter bArt · Post #4122 by **Twitter bArt** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:37 pm

line-crossed

AD · Post #4123 by AD » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:29 am

Dog wrote:I have a dining room table too!

I don't.

MP · Post #4124 by MP » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:40 am

AD wrote:
Dog wrote:I have a dining room table too!

I don't.

Because you turned it into a sex table?

Dog · Post #4125 by **Dog** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:56 am

Speaking of which, I ever tell you, internet, about that time some friends were showing us around their new house and when showing their bedroom the wife ran accross the room to close a door in the bedroom leading to another little room? The guy later told me that was their s&m room with chains and leather and such things.

Craig · Post #4126 by **Craig** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:23 am

Yes, you told us that.

Dog · Post #4127 by **Dog** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:53 am

I’m turning into mcphee.

:why:

TittiesNBeer · Post #4128 by **TittiesNBeer** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:56 am

mcphee · Post #4129 by **mcphee** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:03 am

Dog wrote:I’m turning into mcphee.

I don't think you ever told us that.

mcphee · Post #4130 by **mcphee** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:16 am

I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.

Dog · Post #4131 by **Dog** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:07 am

I say we draft Shevchenko, son of Andeiy. Yolo!

TittiesNBeer · Post #4132 by **TittiesNBeer** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:19 am

Arsenal fans.... smdh

Twitter bArt · Post #4133 by **Twitter bArt** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:06 pm

mcphee wrote:I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.

wrong thread...

mcphee · Post #4134 by **mcphee** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:38 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:
mcphee wrote:I don't see trading down. I think they need an exceptional player, they have lots of good, but no great, specifically up front. I say make your list, maybe don't draft an rd, [maybe] but go for whoever you think can be a star. Then if you can fill a positional need later in the round, use the extra 2nd's to move up. He says, thinking he's realistic but watches at Not's place rather than working for a team.

wrong thread...

Then I suggest that we switch thread titles because I'm not re-posting.

Twitter bArt · Post #4135 by **Twitter bArt** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:43 pm

just cut and paste it as if it was a tweet

mcphee · Post #4136 by **mcphee** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:46 pm

Nope. Not gonna doit.

PPJ · Post #4137 by **PPJ** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:53 pm

Retardé S wrote:I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.

You live with Italian parents?

Retardé S · Post #4138 by **Retardé S** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:40 pm

PPJ wrote:
Retardé S wrote:I have an actual dining room with a table and chairs, and I've never been there.

You live with Italian parents?

I lived in St-Leonard before moving back to Montreal North last year. I miss my Italian neighbor who used to give me some basil leaves, tomatoes and left over margherita pizza on saturdays. Massive Juve fan, great mens.

Not · Post #4139 by **Not** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:49 pm

Hey -that sounds like me... you must be just down the road. Consider yourself invited to NOT BBQ.

Mufasa · Post #4140 by **Mufasa** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:53 pm

Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!

Retardé S · Post #4141 by **Retardé S** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:00 pm

Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!

"Sti que j'y lècherais la grille"

shredz · Post #4142 by **shredz** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:30 pm

Beaucoup de respect.

Not · Post #4143 by **Not** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:47 pm

Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!

Just purchased a new Napoleon grill - it will be grander that the RD we will wind up selecting

Twitter bArt · Post #4144 by **Twitter bArt** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:49 pm

shredz · Post #4145 by **shredz** » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:58 pm

Artie, your kindness knows no bounds.

Macbeth · Post #4146 by **Macbeth** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:12 am

The fuck you mean "Vegas swept the Kings" !?

Mufasa · Post #4147 by **Mufasa** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:22 am

Macbeth wrote:The fuck you mean "Vegas swept the Kings" !?

It's better this way.

Macbeth · Post #4148 by **Macbeth** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:29 am

Most definitely.

But Jesus fucking Christ.

We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...

OH GOD FUCK IT ALL

Dog · Post #4149 by **Dog** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:52 am

I blame Sly.

mcphee · Post #4150 by **mcphee** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:43 pm

We could've called him Syl. Would've had a nice ring to it. Big Syl . Hey Big Syl, waddaya say,waddaya know ? Hey Bg Syl, that's my wife.

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