Young players who are all shit

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Post #2351 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 am

Slick Nick wrote:I was POMPEZ but then I saw he was a 97 born playing against children.

He should have his own thread for being that shite. :hellyeah:
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Post #2352 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 12:36 am

:sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #2353 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 12:48 am

Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:
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Post #2354 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 8:07 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:
Sure. In 2010 he was into that.
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Post #2355 by PPJ » Wed May 02, 2018 10:37 am

AD should sue your ass
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Post #2356 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 10:45 am

My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD
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Post #2357 by PPJ » Wed May 02, 2018 10:47 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD


Jeez, world doesn’t revolve around you. I was talking about Nicolai’s ass
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Post #2358 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 10:52 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD

Anyone can fuck your ass, Beaker, because you are Beaker.

Your imaginary restraining orders have no bearings on the Collective's desire to rape you.
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Post #2359 by Not » Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 pm

Beaker back - Mac on his ass

The world is aligned again
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Post #2360 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 12:57 pm

:mkbét:
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Post #2361 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 12:58 pm

I want Zadina though.

If we can't get the beautiful mens rushen boi, gimme the other euro trash.

No talk of that Ketchup bullshit, yeah ?
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Post #2362 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 1:13 pm

Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum
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Post #2363 by AD » Wed May 02, 2018 1:17 pm

Nickolai's ass looks delish.
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Post #2364 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:20 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum
I see three as close. Hughes too.

Ketchup i dont want
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Post #2365 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 1:24 pm

Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.
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Post #2366 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm

Retardé S wrote:Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.
Buttons rankings always differ from consensus. Sometimes hes right. Other times hes not.
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Post #2367 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm

Fucking Buffon had Fucale at #7
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2368 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:41 pm

AD wrote:Nickolai's ass looks delish.


Its cause hes younger than me, isnt it?
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Post #2369 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 1:44 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum


I'd take Zadina over Whalescrotum and Beauxcuisses anytime
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Post #2370 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 1:55 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum

Don't try to sell me a fridge, I'm an eskimo, Reetz.

I know Ketchup bullshit when I see it.

He's no Keef, he's no Mass.

All he is is Bordé, and I don't want any Bordé cunt on my team, yeah ?

Gimme the eastern europeans.

Gimme the scandz.

Gimme anything, really, but do not give me Bordé.
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Post #2371 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:01 pm

Alright then, no Bordé. Image
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Post #2372 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:07 pm

Svech in round 1. Khovanov in round 2.

Instant chemistry

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Post #2373 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 2:08 pm

Dog wrote:Technically, Svech is Asian, not Eastern European.

:crossarms:

We'll have all of the azhenz too, I don't mind.

JUST NO BORDÉ KETCHUP.
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Post #2374 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm

Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2375 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?
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Post #2376 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm

Dog wrote:Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
Keith, Matt, and Brady ketchup
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Post #2377 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed May 02, 2018 2:19 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2378 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:23 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image


True
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Post #2379 by Not » Wed May 02, 2018 2:37 pm

I'm good with ketchup, I especially like the more expensive organic one :mkbét:
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Post #2380 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:45 pm

I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.
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Post #2381 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 3:45 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.


5’10’’ defensemens..

Welcome home Quann!
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Post #2382 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 3:50 pm

Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10
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Post #2383 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 3:54 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10



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Post #2384 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Torey Krug and jared spurgeon are legit top 4 d... if you see a guy who projects to be even better than they are... is it not worth a top 5 pick?

Id still take zadina... but its close with boqvist and hughes.
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Post #2385 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 4:16 pm

I’m joking Beak, I like Qwann.. but there are better options at turd. Plus, we already have Mete in the diminutive sneaky Dmens category.
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Post #2386 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 5:00 pm

We have secured more vagino
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2388 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 5:16 pm

Image

Is this the first ever androgynous prospect we've had?
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Post #2389 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed May 02, 2018 5:39 pm

He really is our Bill Karlsson. Thank heavens.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2390 by Mufasa » Wed May 02, 2018 6:57 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:He really is our Bill Karlsson. Thank heavens.


He's got better wheels and will.
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Post #2391 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 10:11 pm

A little Cale Update

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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2392 by Mufasa » Thu May 03, 2018 12:16 am

Kale fleuri
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Post #2394 by Macbeth » Thu May 03, 2018 2:22 am

Mufasa wrote:Kale fleuri

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Post #2395 by Mufasa » Thu May 03, 2018 11:11 am

By the way, he's better than Bill Karlsson.
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Post #2396 by Macbeth » Thu May 03, 2018 3:20 pm

He's better than most mens.
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Post #2397 by Macbeth » Fri May 04, 2018 10:45 pm

Why is Mike Mike not Alex Toq good ?
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Post #2398 by Retardé S » Fri May 04, 2018 11:22 pm

Macbeth wrote:Why is Mike Mike not Alex Toq good ?


Toq has a bigger wang IMO
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Post #2399 by Mufasa » Fri May 04, 2018 11:46 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:Why is Mike Mike not Alex Toq good ?


Toq has a bigger wang IMO


He uses it to balance his body weight while skating, makes him go faster.
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Post #2400 by Slick Nick » Sat May 05, 2018 12:03 am

Mufasa wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Macbeth wrote:Why is Mike Mike not Alex Toq good ?


Toq has a bigger wang IMO


He uses it to balance his body weight while skating, makes him go faster.


Some physicians suspect it also works as a second heart.. which is good as it pumps blood all over the place, but he could also prematurely die from sudden wang failure.

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