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Post #2501 by Twitter bArt » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:33 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote:https://twitter.com/mtl_prospects/status/989706134792654849



Why did we fire Sly again?



jerks
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #2502 by Retardé S » Tue May 01, 2018 8:09 pm

Alexandre Shitstain with 2 goals 1 assist in game 7 against the Charlottestown islanders

15 goals in 16 games in the playoffs
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Post #2503 by Retardé S » Tue May 01, 2018 8:16 pm

Hat trick
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Post #2504 by TittiesNBeer » Tue May 01, 2018 8:30 pm

Another assist.

3g 2a
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Post #2505 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue May 01, 2018 8:46 pm

Mufasa's line-up needs an update.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2507 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 12:08 am

I was POMPEZ but then I saw he was a 97 born playing against children.
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Post #2508 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 am

Slick Nick wrote:I was POMPEZ but then I saw he was a 97 born playing against children.

He should have his own thread for being that shite. :hellyeah:
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Post #2509 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 12:36 am

:sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #2510 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 12:48 am

Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:
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Post #2511 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 8:07 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Twitter bArt wrote::sometimes you have to take a chance on overagers: [/Everybody but AD]


Pretty sure AD has banged a 97 born or two :danson:
Sure. In 2010 he was into that.
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Post #2512 by PPJ » Wed May 02, 2018 10:37 am

AD should sue your ass
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Post #2513 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 10:45 am

My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD
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Post #2514 by PPJ » Wed May 02, 2018 10:47 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD


Jeez, world doesn’t revolve around you. I was talking about Nicolai’s ass
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Post #2515 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 10:52 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:My ass has a restraining order as it pertains to AD

Anyone can fuck your ass, Beaker, because you are Beaker.

Your imaginary restraining orders have no bearings on the Collective's desire to rape you.
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Post #2516 by Not » Wed May 02, 2018 12:10 pm

Beaker back - Mac on his ass

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Post #2517 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 12:57 pm

:mkbét:
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Post #2518 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 12:58 pm

I want Zadina though.

If we can't get the beautiful mens rushen boi, gimme the other euro trash.

No talk of that Ketchup bullshit, yeah ?
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Post #2519 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 1:13 pm

Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum
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Post #2520 by AD » Wed May 02, 2018 1:17 pm

Nickolai's ass looks delish.
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Post #2521 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:20 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum
I see three as close. Hughes too.

Ketchup i dont want
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Post #2522 by Dog » Wed May 02, 2018 1:22 pm

Time will tell, gentlemens. Time will tell.
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Post #2523 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 1:24 pm

Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.
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Post #2524 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm

Retardé S wrote:Button is raving over Kokoniemi, says he'll be top 5 in his final list. On the other hand, it sounded like he was jerking off while speaking on the phone to Melnyck.
Buttons rankings always differ from consensus. Sometimes hes right. Other times hes not.
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Post #2525 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 1:38 pm

Fucking Buffon had Fucale at #7
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2526 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 1:41 pm

AD wrote:Nickolai's ass looks delish.


Its cause hes younger than me, isnt it?
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Post #2527 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 1:44 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum


I'd take Zadina over Whalescrotum and Beauxcuisses anytime
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Post #2528 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 1:55 pm

Retardé S wrote:Honestly, don't see a gap between Zadina, Ketchup, Boqvist and Valiumstrum

Don't try to sell me a fridge, I'm an eskimo, Reetz.

I know Ketchup bullshit when I see it.

He's no Keef, he's no Mass.

All he is is Bordé, and I don't want any Bordé cunt on my team, yeah ?

Gimme the eastern europeans.

Gimme the scandz.

Gimme anything, really, but do not give me Bordé.
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Post #2529 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:01 pm

Alright then, no Bordé. Image
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Post #2530 by Dog » Wed May 02, 2018 2:04 pm

Technically, Svech is Asian, not Eastern European.

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Post #2531 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:07 pm

Svech in round 1. Khovanov in round 2.

Instant chemistry

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Post #2532 by Macbeth » Wed May 02, 2018 2:08 pm

Dog wrote:Technically, Svech is Asian, not Eastern European.

:crossarms:

We'll have all of the azhenz too, I don't mind.

JUST NO BORDÉ KETCHUP.
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Post #2533 by Dog » Wed May 02, 2018 2:12 pm

Who is Bordé?
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Post #2534 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm

Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2535 by Dog » Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm

Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
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Post #2536 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?
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Post #2537 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:14 pm

Dog wrote:Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
Keith, Matt, and Brady ketchup
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Post #2538 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed May 02, 2018 2:19 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Alright then, no Bordé. Image


Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #2539 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 2:23 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Retardé S wrote:
Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:
Image


:dame_cyberpunk:


Why aren't you in charge of the smilie database _dong?


I don’t want TheColi brehs to hunt my cac ass down for thievery. Image


True
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Post #2540 by Dog » Wed May 02, 2018 2:24 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Dog wrote:Who's Keef and Mass, for that matter?
Keith, Matt, and Brady ketchup


Dank Huss!
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Post #2541 by Not » Wed May 02, 2018 2:37 pm

I'm good with ketchup, I especially like the more expensive organic one :mkbét:
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Post #2542 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 2:45 pm

I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.
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Post #2543 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 3:45 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:I like mustard.

Quinn Hughes cause he can be a bit of a hot dog.


5’10’’ defensemens..

Welcome home Quann!
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Post #2544 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 3:50 pm

Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10
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Post #2545 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 3:54 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Ryan ellis is pretty good at 5'10



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Post #2546 by TittiesNBeer » Wed May 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Torey Krug and jared spurgeon are legit top 4 d... if you see a guy who projects to be even better than they are... is it not worth a top 5 pick?

Id still take zadina... but its close with boqvist and hughes.
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Post #2547 by Slick Nick » Wed May 02, 2018 4:16 pm

I’m joking Beak, I like Qwann.. but there are better options at turd. Plus, we already have Mete in the diminutive sneaky Dmens category.
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Post #2548 by Twitter bArt » Wed May 02, 2018 5:00 pm

We have secured more vagino
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2550 by Retardé S » Wed May 02, 2018 5:16 pm

Image

Is this the first ever androgynous prospect we've had?

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