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Crime Spree - New Yawk to Compton

Post #1 by shredz » Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:53 pm

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Post #2 by shredz » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:03 am

Woah

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Re: Crime Spree - New York to Los Angeles

Post #3 by Craig » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:09 am

Just the mechanics of that seems really complicated. Like doing the deed while maintaining a machete in a threatening position seems hard. Like, the guy can't be on top. Doggy style is out. Pretty much just cowgirl, right?
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Post #4 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:14 am

Fearing bodily harm, the victim complied and she proceeded to remove her pants and climb on top of him.

Mears then began to engage him in sexual intercourse — all while still holding the machete.

When he tried to get her to stop, Mears refused and bit him on the arm, according to KFBB.

After she finished, she sat naked on the bed, brandishing the weapon. At that point, the victim was able to take several photos of her, which he turned over to the police as evidence.

When an argument ensued soon after, an enraged Mears ripped a piece of trim from the victim’s wall and deliberately urinated in his bed, according to KFBB.
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Re: Crime Spree - New York to Los Angeles

Post #5 by shredz » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:28 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Fearing bodily harm, the victim complied and she proceeded to remove her pants and climb on top of him.

Mears then began to engage him in sexual intercourse — all while still holding the machete.

When he tried to get her to stop, Mears refused and bit him on the arm, according to KFBB.

After she finished, she sat naked on the bed, brandishing the weapon. At that point, the victim was able to take several photos of her, which he turned over to the police as evidence.

When an argument ensued soon after, an enraged Mears ripped a piece of trim from the victim’s wall and deliberately urinated in his bed, according to KFBB.


She had me until the urinating on the bed. That is uncalled for. What the hell, Montana? What the hell. It's that boring there?
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Re: Crime Spree - New York to Los Angeles

Post #6 by shredz » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:49 am

Ah fuck it, lets go to the UK.



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Re: Crime Spree - New York to Los Angeles

Post #7 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:51 am

Susf wrote:
Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Fearing bodily harm, the victim complied and she proceeded to remove her pants and climb on top of him.

Mears then began to engage him in sexual intercourse — all while still holding the machete.

When he tried to get her to stop, Mears refused and bit him on the arm, according to KFBB.

After she finished, she sat naked on the bed, brandishing the weapon. At that point, the victim was able to take several photos of her, which he turned over to the police as evidence.

When an argument ensued soon after, an enraged Mears ripped a piece of trim from the victim’s wall and deliberately urinated in his bed, according to KFBB.


She had me until the urinating on the bed. That is uncalled for. What the hell, Montana? What the hell. It's that boring there?

She must have thought that he was presidential material.
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Re: Crime Spree - New York to Los Angeles

Post #8 by shredz » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:54 am

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Re: Crime Spree - New Yawk to Compton

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