Dr. Doom's Chilis and Poops - Catnapping edition

At least it worked out for the Oilers.
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Post #1001 by Big Susf » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:08 am

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Post #1002 by åboriginal » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:14 am

Big Susf wrote:
åboriginal wrote:For Tiffany yes
For that ogre...not so much


"The next stop is the Eastside Motelllllll"

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Post #1003 by vonbonds » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:21 am

If you’re watching the Scottish Open they’re in Gullane this year. That’s where I spent 3 entire summers growing up with family. The weather today looks very familiar..lol
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Post #1004 by Rockie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:28 am

Arnold Landry wrote:Joke’s on you guys when Trump supporter John Isner wins the whole thing


Not surprised, nothing describes a John Isner service game better than fire and fury
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Post #1005 by The Ders » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:49 am

Two of the best roast comics
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Post #1006 by Balki Bartokomous » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Rockie wrote:
Arnold Landry wrote:Joke’s on you guys when Trump supporter John Isner wins the whole thing


Not surprised, nothing describes a John Isner service game better than fire and fury


I didn't know Isner was, I know Tennys Sandgren is
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Post #1007 by da god » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:50 pm

I just got a letter from the treasurer saying I owe 225 bucks and change in taxes. I have proof through bank statements that I paid this and the check was processed 2 months ago. Now when I call the service number, it’s perpetually a busy signal. How convenient.
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Post #1008 by Dat Boi » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:51 pm



If Buzzfeed did this old Pres would have had a massive field day
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Post #1009 by åboriginal » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:03 pm

Every time I see a movie with marianne cotillard in it I want to shove my dick into my tv. Disregarding the cuts from the glass until I climax in ecstasy. Come at me.
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Post #1010 by Dat Boi » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:05 pm

The University of Wyoming's football team's new marketing campaign is "The World needs more Cowboys". You can imagine the reaction from the SJWs
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Post #1011 by The Ders » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:08 pm

Where have all the cowboys gone would have been better
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Post #1012 by Getzo » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:56 pm

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Post #1014 by da god » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:09 pm

da god wrote:I just got a letter from the treasurer saying I owe 225 bucks and change in taxes. I have proof through bank statements that I paid this and the check was processed 2 months ago. Now when I call the service number, it’s perpetually a busy signal. How convenient.

Line was busy for the 4.5 hours where I called every 5-10 minutes.

At 5:00 on the dot the automated messaged changed to “sorry were closed. *click*”
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Post #1015 by GM17 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:39 pm

Maritimes news is best news. check out this old cunt shading out her own nephew because "he's not half a million lucky"

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/woman-say ... -1.4010703
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Post #1016 by guyincognito » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:21 pm

Are there any positive stories involving old people?
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Post #1017 by GM17 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:00 pm

yea, obits.
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Post #1018 by TreasonWeasel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:00 pm

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Post #1019 by GM17 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:02 pm

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Post #1020 by CFD » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:16 pm

Dr. Doom wrote:https://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2018/07/nicest_town_in_nj.html

Suck it, nerds


Loved how they called West Orange a small town. 50,000 people love there
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Post #1021 by Rockie » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:19 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote:
Rockie wrote:
Arnold Landry wrote:Joke’s on you guys when Trump supporter John Isner wins the whole thing


Not surprised, nothing describes a John Isner service game better than fire and fury


I didn't know Isner was, I know Tennys Sandgren is


Me either which is a damn shame because I do really enjoy watching him play, and I usually hate servebots

I'll still root for him over any of the people left though because fuck them all
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Post #1022 by GM17 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:30 pm

CFD wrote:
Dr. Doom wrote:https://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2018/07/nicest_town_in_nj.html

Suck it, nerds


Loved how they called West Orange a small town. 50,000 people love there


people call Halifax a small town and it has 400 000, it's weird.
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Post #1023 by Dat Boi » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:31 pm

I think 50k would be enough to be like the 6th or 7th biggest city in Louisiana
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Post #1025 by Big Susf » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:17 am

Hey bro. I am Dane Cook. bro.

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Post #1026 by Big Susf » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:40 am



What the fuck is Nash smoking these days?
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Post #1027 by Gay4Clemmer » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:25 am

Found a used needle sitting above my apartment door. That was neat.
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Post #1028 by vonbonds » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:48 am

I have a flat tire on I-95 in Chester, PA with a 90 minute eta on a tow.

#prayforme
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Post #1029 by TreasonWeasel » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:51 am

let’s get a #getvontowed going
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Post #1030 by TreasonWeasel » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:12 pm

Brit McHenry lost about 150,000 followers in the twitter bot purge lol

For perspective that’s about 40% of her previous total
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Post #1031 by da god » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:11 pm

How come every time I turn on a tennis match Isner is playing in a marathon
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Post #1032 by Rockie » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:32 pm

da god wrote:How come every time I turn on a tennis match Isner is playing in a marathon


Because that's the only way he wins

98 combined aces in this game already jesus
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Post #1034 by Dat Boi » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:44 pm

Let the weebs have Twitter if it means they stay off /sp/
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Post #1035 by Arnold Landry » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:15 pm

da god wrote:How come every time I turn on a tennis match Isner is playing in a marathon

I think it’s because all he can do is serve so it’s really hard for opposing players to break him but he isn’t good enough to break them back so the matches take forever until someone cracks
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Post #1036 by vonbonds » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:41 pm

Tow truck never came. I waited for 3 hours then went into Blues Brothers mode and drove it 17 miles shitting my pants with the run flat the only thing left as the tire shredded off.

Fuck the assholes at the tow truck company that lied to me and BMW.
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Post #1037 by Calvin's Duplicate » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:55 pm

It's not all bad, Von.

Considering its performance, now you know to replace the stucco on your house with the more durable run-flat material.
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Post #1038 by vonbonds » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:58 pm

Be more funny
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Post #1039 by åboriginal » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:11 pm

Be more durable gol
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Post #1040 by Arnold Landry » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:15 pm

They should have let Djokovic and Nadal keep playing
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Post #1041 by Calvin's Duplicate » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:26 pm

vonbonds wrote:Be more funny


Sorry my joke fell flat
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Post #1043 by Big Susf » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:50 pm

Vonbonds is on vacation? He looks great.
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Post #1044 by Dat Boi » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:46 pm

Some dipshit in our athletic department just shared a video to Facebook of our basketball coaches having a group prayer with youth campers. If the ACLU ever realizes we exist we're getting sued back into the 19th century
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Post #1045 by Big Susf » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:08 pm

TreasonWeasel wrote:Brit McHenry lost about 150,000 followers in the twitter bot purge lol

For perspective that’s about 40% of her previous total



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Post #1047 by vonbonds » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:10 am

VLoo wrote:I recently bought a new 60 degree wedge and my approaches from 60 yards or so and in have just been terrific. Really happy with my improvement there.

That’s a hard club to hit well so you must be pretty good. I have a 58 degree wedge that I’ve basically parked. I plan to take a lesson with a pro on wedge play.
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Post #1048 by GM17 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:36 am

I usually take some weight off of a pitching wedge instead. I've used the lob in the trap with decent results, though.
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Post #1049 by VLoo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:04 pm

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VLoo wrote:I recently bought a new 60 degree wedge and my approaches from 60 yards or so and in have just been terrific. Really happy with my improvement there.

That’s a hard club to hit well so you must be pretty good. I have a 58 degree wedge that I’ve basically parked. I plan to take a lesson with a pro on wedge play.


I'm wildly inconsistent. If I'm on, I'm low 90s high 80s. If I'm off... I shot a 107 earlier this year. My longer irons have not been very friendly for me this year, so if I'm not making shots off the tee, it's really difficult to catch back up on that hole.
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Post #1050 by VLoo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:07 pm

GM17 wrote:I usually take some weight off of a pitching wedge instead. I've used the lob in the trap with decent results, though.


The traps here are so dogshit that it's hard for me to get a great read off my improvement from there. When they're properly groomed and maintained I've liked the result of my 60 out of there though

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