
General Hockey Shit
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday
Like Kim Jong-Un?
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog wrote:Retardé S wrote:Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday
Like Kim Jong-Un?
Yes

- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?
Answer the goddamn question, retarder!
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog wrote:Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?
Answer the goddamn question, retarder!
It's different, fuccbois are more of a recent phenomena breeded by social media, like soundcloud rappers or insta hoes. But yeah, it's a trashy douchy rico suave kind of thing. It's also mostly exclusive to younger dudes, hence the use of "boy" or "boi" in the expression. Not sure Max Dummy behaves like one, but he's definitely got the look.
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Mufasa wrote:Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.
I like doggo though, he's making the effort at least. I can appreciate that.
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:Dog wrote:Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?
Answer the goddamn question, retarder!
It's different, fuccbois are more of a recent phenomena breeded by social media, like soundcloud rappers or insta hoes. But yeah, it's a trashy douchy rico suave kind of thing. It's also mostly exclusive to younger dudes, hence the use of "boy" or "boi" in the expression. Not sure Max Dummy behaves like one, but he's definitely got the look.
Thanks you. You see mustafa, it’s not that hard. All I ask for is logically consistent and exhaustive explanations of systems. I don’t really care what the systems end up being. They are what they are and I singlemindedly want to understand. That’s all. Once I understand (to my satisfaction), I’m good. X+y+z = eternal damnation of humanity? That’s fine. An objective fact. Just happy to have figured it out. You know?
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:Mufasa wrote:Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.
I like doggo though, he's making the effort at least. I can appreciate that.
I’m endearing because I’m honest. Don’t care too much about being right or wrong -I want to further my understanding. I think people sense that and thus think I’m a good guy. Researcher types tend to have generally favorable public opinion, at least in our day and age. But I’m actually neutral. I tend to be quite pro-social in my views because I concluded (based on my current knowledge and understanding) that that is preferable. However, I’m always open. Always thinking. If I ever dispassionately reach the conclusion that, in fact, it would be “better” (on the whole and all things considered) to rid the world of all fuccbois and people with fuccboi-like haircuts, then that’s what I’ll do.
You know?
Now, why do we need fuccbois?
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Did I scare you guys?
Relax, I’m not a psychopath*! I’m very nice!
(*because I’ve concluded pro-social behaviour is best)
Relax, I’m not a psychopath*! I’m very nice!
(*because I’ve concluded pro-social behaviour is best)
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog wrote:(*because I’ve concluded pro-social behaviour is best)
I’m kidding. I actually think it’s the other way around. I’m biologically wired “pro-social” and reason backwards from that. I was always a nice/cooperative/going on altruistic kid -even before I reasoned my way to justifying it.
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Hey, speaking of psychopaths (I hear that's genetic), I went to drive my daughter to a birthday party. On the way, she hears somewhat on the radio (I wasn't paying attention -seemed to be a commercial with evil laugh guys or somewhat) and she starts "you know, I think I'm kinda weird. When I hear things like that, I tend to prefer the bad guys. Even in movies. I don't like the little angels. They are so boring. All they do is speak with their little squeaky voices pretending to be all nice. I think it's fake. The bad guys at least are funny. The angels are so boring"
Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?
Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?
- AD
- Posts: 69862
- Joined: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:30 pm
- Location: Here
- Has given rep: 832 times
- Received rep: 974 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.
Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.
Shame.
Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.
Shame.
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
AD wrote:I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.
Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.
Shame.
Who is Svoboda, who is Corson
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
- Twitter bArt
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 87129
- Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:26 pm
- Has given rep: 329 times
- Received rep: 520 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Svoboda, Corson and Chelios were the ultimate focemallbois

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
:lr: :lr: :lr:
- MP
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 29041
- Joined: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:13 pm
- Location: :uoıʇɐɔoן
- Has given rep: 166 times
- Received rep: 459 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Dog wrote:Hey, speaking of psychopaths (I hear that's genetic), I went to drive my daughter to a birthday party. On the way, she hears somewhat on the radio (I wasn't paying attention -seemed to be a commercial with evil laugh guys or somewhat) and she starts "you know, I think I'm kinda weird. When I hear things like that, I tend to prefer the bad guys. Even in movies. I don't like the little angels. They are so boring. All they do is speak with their little squeaky voices pretending to be all nice. I think it's fake. The bad guys at least are funny. The angels are so boring"
Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?
Just make sure your kitchen knives are sharp, so at least it'll be quick and painless.
- AD
- Posts: 69862
- Joined: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:30 pm
- Location: Here
- Has given rep: 832 times
- Received rep: 974 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
My favourite character in the Lion King is Scar.
My son's fave is Scar as well.
My favourite character in the Little Mermaid is Ursula
Son's too.
My favourite character in Star Wars is Darth Vader
Son's too.
My favourite character in Batman is Joker.
My son's in Bane.
My favourite character in X-Men is Mystique.
My son's is Magneto.
My fav...
My son's fave is Scar as well.
My favourite character in the Little Mermaid is Ursula
Son's too.
My favourite character in Star Wars is Darth Vader
Son's too.
My favourite character in Batman is Joker.
My son's in Bane.
My favourite character in X-Men is Mystique.
My son's is Magneto.
My fav...
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
How come you have paid such attention and have such clear preferences in children’s movies, banana?
I mean, I don’t really see a reason to do that other than like wanting to be well versed and be able to approach kids and have these conversations.....
Oh.

I mean, I don’t really see a reason to do that other than like wanting to be well versed and be able to approach kids and have these conversations.....
Oh.

- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
BTW
Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers
Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet
Price
Fucalé
Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers
Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet
Price
Fucalé
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Mufasa wrote:BTW
Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers
Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet
Price
Fucalé
Fackallé with Vegas now
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
- IcE ColD
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 36067
- Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:37 pm
- Location: Out of Purgatory
- Has given rep: 42 times
- Received rep: 99 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Mufasa wrote:I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.
Well, he's a lawyer
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.
Trent Reznor - 24/07/2018
Trent Reznor - 24/07/2018
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
IcE ColD wrote:Mufasa wrote:I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.
Well, he's a lawyer
And a badass.
- AD
- Posts: 69862
- Joined: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:30 pm
- Location: Here
- Has given rep: 832 times
- Received rep: 974 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813
Fuck him.
And fuck you.
And Luke Fox too.
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
AD wrote:Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813
Fuck him.
And fuck you.
And Luke Fox too.
Why are you the way you are
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
- Dog
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 59504
- Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:53 pm
- Has given rep: 2162 times
- Received rep: 1419 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:AD wrote:Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813
Fuck him.
And fuck you.
And Luke Fox too.
Why are you the way you are
Initial conditions of the universe and entropy and some such.
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
- Slick Nick
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 10172
- Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:40 pm
- Has given rep: 1478 times
- Received rep: 922 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Mufasa wrote:AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.
Here goes your lift.
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Slick Nick wrote:Mufasa wrote:AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.
Here goes your lift.
I ride with AD because he tells it like it is.
- AD
- Posts: 69862
- Joined: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:30 pm
- Location: Here
- Has given rep: 832 times
- Received rep: 974 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Tell it like it is in short pithy sentences. Not in long meandering pontificating thoughts. 
I give rides to Mu because he's great mens. Plus he has a good thick physique.

I give rides to Mu because he's great mens. Plus he has a good thick physique.
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
- IcE ColD
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 36067
- Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:37 pm
- Location: Out of Purgatory
- Has given rep: 42 times
- Received rep: 99 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.
T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl.

This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.
Trent Reznor - 24/07/2018
Trent Reznor - 24/07/2018
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
IcE ColD wrote:Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.
T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl.
Je veux juste de la bonne entente entre ces deux-là, peu importe où ils finissent. (ils vont finir à Chicago tous les deux).
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Patch - Peca - Gallagher
Domi - Drouin - Armia
Hudon - Danolt - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - DLR
Domi - Drouin - Armia
Hudon - Danolt - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - DLR
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.
- Mufasa
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 45407
- Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:45 pm
- Location: Sous une roche
- Has given rep: 679 times
- Received rep: 1137 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
Retardé S wrote:À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.
La steam va leur sortir par les oreilles.
- Retardé S
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 19574
- Joined: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm
- Has given rep: 1280 times
- Received rep: 1335 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
-M'a te tirer par les ch'veux pis t'arracher la tête comme en 2011...
-..oui Marc
-..oui Marc
- Twitter bArt
- Registered Broad
- Posts: 87129
- Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:26 pm
- Has given rep: 329 times
- Received rep: 520 times
Re: General Hockey Shit
speaking of telling it like it is
HUDON SAYING IT LIKE IT IS!
"Only thing that could make things worse is you guys, we'll be behind him no mater what"
takes Hugedong to tell it like it is
HUDON SAYING IT LIKE IT IS!
"Only thing that could make things worse is you guys, we'll be behind him no mater what"
takes Hugedong to tell it like it is

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone
It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.
Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."
...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...
Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.
:lr: :lr: :lr:
Return to “The Beautiful Mens and the Whore From Smolensk”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Baidu [Spider] and 0 guests