General Hockey Shit

Retardé S · Post #4501 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:05 pm

Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday :why:

Dog · Post #4502 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:35 pm

Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?

Dog · Post #4503 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:36 pm

Retardé S wrote:Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday

Like Kim Jong-Un?

Retardé S · Post #4504 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:39 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday

Like Kim Jong-Un?

Yes

Dog · Post #4505 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:46 pm

Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?

Answer the goddamn question, retarder!

Mufasa · Post #4506 by **Mufasa** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:59 pm

Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.

Dog · Post #4507 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:04 pm

Mufasa wrote:work your way to knowledge.

That’s all I try to do!

:why:

Retardé S · Post #4508 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:13 pm

Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?

Answer the goddamn question, retarder!

It's different, fuccbois are more of a recent phenomena breeded by social media, like soundcloud rappers or insta hoes. But yeah, it's a trashy douchy rico suave kind of thing. It's also mostly exclusive to younger dudes, hence the use of "boy" or "boi" in the expression. Not sure Max Dummy behaves like one, but he's definitely got the look.

Retardé S · Post #4509 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:15 pm

Mufasa wrote:Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.

I like doggo though, he's making the effort at least. I can appreciate that.

Dog · Post #4510 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:22 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?

Answer the goddamn question, retarder!

It's different, fuccbois are more of a recent phenomena breeded by social media, like soundcloud rappers or insta hoes. But yeah, it's a trashy douchy rico suave kind of thing. It's also mostly exclusive to younger dudes, hence the use of "boy" or "boi" in the expression. Not sure Max Dummy behaves like one, but he's definitely got the look.

Thanks you. You see mustafa, it’s not that hard. All I ask for is logically consistent and exhaustive explanations of systems. I don’t really care what the systems end up being. They are what they are and I singlemindedly want to understand. That’s all. Once I understand (to my satisfaction), I’m good. X+y+z = eternal damnation of humanity? That’s fine. An objective fact. Just happy to have figured it out. You know?

Dog · Post #4511 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:27 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.

I like doggo though, he's making the effort at least. I can appreciate that.

I’m endearing because I’m honest. Don’t care too much about being right or wrong -I want to further my understanding. I think people sense that and thus think I’m a good guy. Researcher types tend to have generally favorable public opinion, at least in our day and age. But I’m actually neutral. I tend to be quite pro-social in my views because I concluded (based on my current knowledge and understanding) that that is preferable. However, I’m always open. Always thinking. If I ever dispassionately reach the conclusion that, in fact, it would be “better” (on the whole and all things considered) to rid the world of all fuccbois and people with fuccboi-like haircuts, then that’s what I’ll do.

You know?

Now, why do we need fuccbois?

Dog · Post #4512 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:49 pm

Did I scare you guys?

Relax, I’m not a psychopath*! I’m very nice!

(*because I’ve concluded pro-social behaviour is best)

Dog · Post #4513 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:51 pm

Dog wrote:(*because I’ve concluded pro-social behaviour is best)

I’m kidding. I actually think it’s the other way around. I’m biologically wired “pro-social” and reason backwards from that. I was always a nice/cooperative/going on altruistic kid -even before I reasoned my way to justifying it.

Dog · Post #4514 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:43 pm

Hey, speaking of psychopaths (I hear that's genetic), I went to drive my daughter to a birthday party. On the way, she hears somewhat on the radio (I wasn't paying attention -seemed to be a commercial with evil laugh guys or somewhat) and she starts "you know, I think I'm kinda weird. When I hear things like that, I tend to prefer the bad guys. Even in movies. I don't like the little angels. They are so boring. All they do is speak with their little squeaky voices pretending to be all nice. I think it's fake. The bad guys at least are funny. The angels are so boring"

Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?

AD · Post #4515 by AD » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:44 pm

I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.

Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.

Shame.

Dog · Post #4516 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:45 pm

Corson (the first time around) was my favourite player growing up.

Retardé S · Post #4517 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:46 pm

AD wrote:I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.

Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.

Shame.

Who is Svoboda, who is Corson

Retardé S · Post #4518 by **Retardé S** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:53 pm

Was Svodova mcphee's Markov?

Dog · Post #4519 by **Dog** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:06 pm

Retardé S wrote:who is Corson

edit: fucken greg, man.

Twitter bArt · Post #4520 by **Twitter bArt** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:49 pm

Svoboda, Corson and Chelios were the ultimate focemallbois

MP · Post #4521 by MP » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:34 pm

Dog wrote:Hey, speaking of psychopaths (I hear that's genetic), I went to drive my daughter to a birthday party. On the way, she hears somewhat on the radio (I wasn't paying attention -seemed to be a commercial with evil laugh guys or somewhat) and she starts "you know, I think I'm kinda weird. When I hear things like that, I tend to prefer the bad guys. Even in movies. I don't like the little angels. They are so boring. All they do is speak with their little squeaky voices pretending to be all nice. I think it's fake. The bad guys at least are funny. The angels are so boring"

Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?

Just make sure your kitchen knives are sharp, so at least it'll be quick and painless.

AD · Post #4522 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:47 pm

My favourite character in the Lion King is Scar.
My son's fave is Scar as well.

My favourite character in the Little Mermaid is Ursula
Son's too.

My favourite character in Star Wars is Darth Vader
Son's too.

My favourite character in Batman is Joker.
My son's in Bane.

My favourite character in X-Men is Mystique.
My son's is Magneto.

My fav...

Dog · Post #4523 by **Dog** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:11 pm

How come you have paid such attention and have such clear preferences in children’s movies, banana?

I mean, I don’t really see a reason to do that other than like wanting to be well versed and be able to approach kids and have these conversations.....

Oh.

:stare:

Mufasa · Post #4524 by **Mufasa** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:45 pm

I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.

Mufasa · Post #4525 by **Mufasa** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:17 pm

BTW

Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers

Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet

Price
Fucalé

Retardé S · Post #4526 by **Retardé S** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:31 pm

Mufasa wrote:BTW

Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers

Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet

Price
Fucalé

Fackallé with Vegas now

Retardé S · Post #4527 by **Retardé S** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:35 pm

IcE ColD · Post #4528 by **IcE ColD** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:25 pm

Mufasa wrote:I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.

Well, he's a lawyer

Dog · Post #4529 by **Dog** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:04 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
Mufasa wrote:I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.

Well, he's a lawyer

And a badass.

AD · Post #4530 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:03 pm

I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

:colbert:

AD · Post #4531 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:03 pm

He's still a grand homses.

AD · Post #4532 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:04 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813

Fuck him.

And fuck you.

And Luke Fox too.

AD · Post #4533 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:05 pm

And Darnell. Fuck Darnell.

Retardé S · Post #4534 by **Retardé S** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:11 pm

AD wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813

Fuck him.

And fuck you.

And Luke Fox too.

Why are you the way you are

Retardé S · Post #4535 by **Retardé S** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:12 pm

AD wrote:And Darnell. Fuck Darnell.

Fuck Darnell though.

Dog · Post #4536 by **Dog** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:13 am

Retardé S wrote:
AD wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813

Fuck him.

And fuck you.

And Luke Fox too.

Why are you the way you are

Initial conditions of the universe and entropy and some such.

Mufasa · Post #4537 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:24 am

AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

Slick Nick · Post #4538 by **Slick Nick** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:26 am

Mufasa wrote:
AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

Here goes your lift.

Mufasa · Post #4539 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:45 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

Here goes your lift.

I ride with AD because he tells it like it is.

AD · Post #4540 by AD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:55 am

Tell it like it is in short pithy sentences. Not in long meandering pontificating thoughts. :colbert:

I give rides to Mu because he's great mens. Plus he has a good thick physique.

Retardé S · Post #4541 by **Retardé S** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:26 pm

Macbeth · Post #4542 by **Macbeth** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:05 pm

OSTIE QUE ÇA PUE

Mufasa · Post #4543 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:35 pm

Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.

IcE ColD · Post #4544 by **IcE ColD** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:21 pm

Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.

T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl. :wink:

Mufasa · Post #4545 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:26 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.

T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl.

Je veux juste de la bonne entente entre ces deux-là, peu importe où ils finissent. (ils vont finir à Chicago tous les deux).

Mufasa · Post #4546 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:30 pm

Patch - Peca - Gallagher
Domi - Drouin - Armia
Hudon - Danolt - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - DLR

Retardé S · Post #4547 by **Retardé S** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:31 pm

À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.

Mufasa · Post #4548 by **Mufasa** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:35 pm

Retardé S wrote:À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.

La steam va leur sortir par les oreilles.

Retardé S · Post #4549 by **Retardé S** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:41 pm

-M'a te tirer par les ch'veux pis t'arracher la tête comme en 2011...

-..oui Marc

Twitter bArt · Post #4550 by **Twitter bArt** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:23 pm

speaking of telling it like it is

HUDON SAYING IT LIKE IT IS!
"Only thing that could make things worse is you guys, we'll be behind him no mater what"

takes Hugedong to tell it like it is

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