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Post #4001 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:45 am

Why do we want a pile of dogshit like Drouin to be injured in the first place? Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #4002 by Twitter bArt » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:59 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Allan walsh (drouins agent) says the rumour is bullshit.



Allan is a little late with the news
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4003 by Mufasa » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:25 pm

Guys I'm starting to believe that we are loosing the off-season.
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Post #4004 by MP » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:23 am

Mufasa wrote:Guys I'm starting to believe that we are loosing the off-season.

You aren't winning, but you're not the Sens.
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Post #4005 by AD » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:32 am

Are the Sens even playing?
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Post #4006 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:28 pm

Dog wrote:The Sens still exist?


The idea of the Sens
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Post #4009 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:40 am

Keep Porchetti.

Do it.
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Post #4010 by Retardé S » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:30 am

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/AndyMPressoir/status/1031668073147850752


Temps de passer à l’action, jeune retarder....

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Post #4011 by IcE ColD » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:19 pm

All hail Patcheurdy, Habs mostest American captain evah
This whole idea that we are even important is a fucking illusion. We’re just an accident left to our own devices.

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Post #4012 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:50 am




I've warmed up towards young Max Dummy

He's like the fuccboi version of Gallaghé
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Post #4013 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:03 pm

Dog wrote:What’s a fuccboi, retarder?


It's kind of like a playboy, but douchier. Way douchier.

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Post #4014 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:05 pm

Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday :why:
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Post #4015 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:39 pm

Dog wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Actually, I just got a fuccboi-ish haircut yesterday :why:


Like Kim Jong-Un?


Yes :why:
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Post #4016 by Mufasa » Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:59 pm

Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.
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Post #4017 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:13 pm

Dog wrote:
Dog wrote:Looks more like trashy-douchy. Is fuccboi a subcategory of douchy that is also trashy or could it also apply to popped up pink polo collar preppy douchy?


Answer the goddamn question, retarder!


It's different, fuccbois are more of a recent phenomena breeded by social media, like soundcloud rappers or insta hoes. But yeah, it's a trashy douchy rico suave kind of thing. It's also mostly exclusive to younger dudes, hence the use of "boy" or "boi" in the expression. Not sure Max Dummy behaves like one, but he's definitely got the look.
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Post #4018 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:15 pm

Mufasa wrote:Dog, we've spent years in the depth of the mémé joute to know what a fuccboaye is, and you think the secret's gonna be revealed on an old mens hockey forum? Want a black belt in jiu-jitsu without rolling with the best of them? Life is a struggle, mectonovitch, work your way to knowledge.

I like doggo though, he's making the effort at least. I can appreciate that.
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Post #4019 by AD » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:44 pm

I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.

Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.

Shame.
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Post #4020 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:46 pm

AD wrote:I hate him. And I hate you for liking him. And I spit on this organization for accepting his presence.

Where have the gentlemen like Svoboda and Corson all gone.

Shame.


Who is Svoboda, who is Corson
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Post #4021 by Retardé S » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:53 pm

Was Svodova mcphee's Markov?
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Post #4022 by Twitter bArt » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:49 pm

Svoboda, Corson and Chelios were the ultimate focemallbois
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4023 by MP » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:34 pm

Dog wrote:Hey, speaking of psychopaths (I hear that's genetic), I went to drive my daughter to a birthday party. On the way, she hears somewhat on the radio (I wasn't paying attention -seemed to be a commercial with evil laugh guys or somewhat) and she starts "you know, I think I'm kinda weird. When I hear things like that, I tend to prefer the bad guys. Even in movies. I don't like the little angels. They are so boring. All they do is speak with their little squeaky voices pretending to be all nice. I think it's fake. The bad guys at least are funny. The angels are so boring"

Second time she tells me something like this. Should I be worried? Call a priest?


Just make sure your kitchen knives are sharp, so at least it'll be quick and painless.
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Post #4024 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:47 pm

My favourite character in the Lion King is Scar.
My son's fave is Scar as well.

My favourite character in the Little Mermaid is Ursula
Son's too.

My favourite character in Star Wars is Darth Vader
Son's too.

My favourite character in Batman is Joker.
My son's in Bane.

My favourite character in X-Men is Mystique.
My son's is Magneto.


My fav...
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Post #4025 by Mufasa » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:45 pm

I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.
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Post #4026 by Mufasa » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:17 pm

BTW

Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers

Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet

Price
Fucalé
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Post #4027 by Retardé S » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:31 pm

Mufasa wrote:BTW

Patch - Danolt - Gallagher
Domi - Peca - Drouin
Hudong - DLR - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - Deslauriers

Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Mete - Despres
Benn - Ouellet

Price
Fucalé


Fackallé with Vegas now
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Post #4029 by IcE ColD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:25 pm

Mufasa wrote:I don't think you can have favorite characters and have an active sex life. So either Bane is lying about having favorite characters or he's lying about his sex life.


Well, he's a lawyer
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Post #4030 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:03 pm

I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

:colbert:
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Post #4031 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:03 pm

He's still a grand homses.
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Post #4032 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:04 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813


Fuck him.

And fuck you.


And Luke Fox too.
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Post #4033 by AD » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:05 pm

And Darnell. Fuck Darnell.
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Post #4034 by Retardé S » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:11 pm

AD wrote:
Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/lukefoxjukebox/status/1034102577309175813


Fuck him.

And fuck you.


And Luke Fox too.



Why are you the way you are
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Post #4035 by Retardé S » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:12 pm

AD wrote:And Darnell. Fuck Darnell.


Fuck Darnell though.
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Post #4036 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:24 am

AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

:colbert:


:why:
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Post #4037 by Slick Nick » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:26 am

Mufasa wrote:
AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

:colbert:


:why:


Here goes your lift.
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Post #4038 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:45 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
AD wrote:I don't think Mu watches movies or has sex.

:colbert:


:why:


Here goes your lift.


I ride with AD because he tells it like it is.
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Post #4039 by AD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:55 am

Tell it like it is in short pithy sentences. Not in long meandering pontificating thoughts. :colbert:



I give rides to Mu because he's great mens. Plus he has a good thick physique.
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Post #4041 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:05 pm

OSTIE QUE ÇA PUE
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Post #4042 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:35 pm

Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.
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Post #4043 by IcE ColD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:21 pm

Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.


T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl. :wink:
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Post #4044 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:26 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Ça m'angoisse l'histoire de Max et Marc.


T'en fais pas, les deux finirons pas la saison à Mtl. :wink:


Je veux juste de la bonne entente entre ces deux-là, peu importe où ils finissent. (ils vont finir à Chicago tous les deux).
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Post #4045 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:30 pm

Patch - Peca - Gallagher
Domi - Drouin - Armia
Hudon - Danolt - Scherbak
Lehkonen - Plek - DLR
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Post #4046 by Retardé S » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:31 pm

À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.
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Post #4047 by Mufasa » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:35 pm

Retardé S wrote:À Chicago ou ils pourront finalement soulager leur tension sexuelle librement.


La steam va leur sortir par les oreilles.
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Post #4048 by Retardé S » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:41 pm

-M'a te tirer par les ch'veux pis t'arracher la tête comme en 2011...

-..oui Marc
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Post #4049 by Twitter bArt » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:23 pm

speaking of telling it like it is

HUDON SAYING IT LIKE IT IS!
"Only thing that could make things worse is you guys, we'll be behind him no mater what"

takes Hugedong to tell it like it is
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4050 by Macbeth » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:06 pm

CHARLIE ASTI

BEN RÉVEILLÉ

C'PAS UN GARS EN CULOTTES COURTES ÇA SACRAMENT

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