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Post #551 by Mufasa » Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:15 pm

Pis avec sa moustache tu vas pouvoir l'amener à'taverne pis ils vont la laisser rentrer.
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Post #552 by PPJ » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:07 pm

AD wrote:I'm going out with a Porto chick next weekend. Should I be scared?


:donger:
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Post #553 by PPJ » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:11 pm

Just remember AD, none of the Portos on this site ended up with a Porto
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Post #554 by AD » Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:13 pm

:stare:
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Post #555 by AD » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:52 am

Oh I didn't gather that you wanted us to go together.

Sure I'm in!
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Post #556 by AD » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:53 am

You gonna buy it and I give you cash?
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Post #557 by AD » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:02 am

My real suggestion that I buy it through one of my corporate accounts and you give me cash personally. That's even better.
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Post #558 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:03 am

Banana and dog on a date.

Thats cute.
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Post #559 by AD » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:04 am

We've been dating since 2007 Beaker.

:colbert:
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Post #560 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:25 am

AD wrote:We've been dating since 2007 Beaker.

:colbert:
The cute part is that youve stayed together.

Dog is more loyal than Ms. AD.
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Post #561 by mcphee » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:40 am

My kids are all growing up. Fucking weirdly, but growing up nonetheless.
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Post #562 by Craig » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:57 am

mcphee wrote:My kids are all growing up. Fucking weirdly, but growing up nonetheless.


How do you know how they... Uh, nevermind.
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Post #563 by Slick Nick » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:55 am

AD wrote:I'm going out with a Porto chick next weekend. Should I be scared?


How did it go?

Image
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Post #564 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:08 am

Next weekend. :colbert:
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Post #565 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:13 am

Dog?
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Post #566 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:13 am

Are we dating.
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Post #567 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:03 am

Its been 12 years... and you still can't commit to giving us a title.

If I'm not at your 50th birthday roast... I....


I...



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Post #568 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:45 am

You're the one making plans for us in fucking June 2019!!

How do you think I felt seeing that! I had to take days to think about it.
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Post #569 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:10 pm

Who are you going with tonight?
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Post #570 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:38 pm

When did you ask this person?
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Post #571 by AD » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:52 pm

I'm seeing a friend for a coffee early evening.

I never have trouble telling you what I'm doing.
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Post #572 by Mufasa » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:59 pm

And that, Slique, is why AD is our go-to guy for lifts.
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Post #573 by AD » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:18 am

I don't want to talk about it.

How was yours?
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Post #574 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:51 am

AD wrote:I don't want to talk about it.

How was yours?
We told you not to date a porto
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Post #575 by AD » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 am

The Porto is Saturday. Geezus Christ you guys can't read.
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Post #576 by AD » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 am

Dog wrote:Good, thanks.


Good.
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Post #577 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:07 am

AD wrote:The Porto is Saturday. Geezus Christ you guys can't read.


The joke was about the porto dog breaking your heart.
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Post #578 by Craig » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:57 pm

I can! I have one right now!
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Post #579 by Mufasa » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:58 pm

I can grow the most horrible moustache.
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Post #580 by PPJ » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:53 pm

Mufasa wrote:I can grow the most horrible moustache.


Mine is worse
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Post #581 by AD » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:22 am

Good date.

On to the theme of futbol. Can I insult Ronaldo (as a joke) in front of her or would that be too much?
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Post #582 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:02 am

I think you are supposed to save that for the third date.
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Post #583 by Slick Nick » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:23 pm

AD wrote:The Porto is Saturday. Geezus Christ you guys can't read.


Are you in love now banes?
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Post #584 by AD » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:21 pm

Of course.
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Post #586 by PPJ » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:39 pm

So which remaining coach has won 3 premierships, huh!?! Who!?! Respect :spits:
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Post #587 by Retardé S » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:05 pm

Cannot get the best of his players and cleans his dirty laundry in public. I don't think he'll ever coach again for a big side. Although, I could see him test his luck in Ligue1. Think Pochettino is next for Man U?
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Post #588 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:12 pm

Retardé S wrote:Cannot get the best of his players and cleans his dirty laundry in public. I don't think he'll ever coach again for a big side. Although, I could see him test his luck in Ligue1. Think Pochettino is next for Man U?
No.

A curse on your house for even suggesting it.

Poch is my boy.

Also why would he leave spurs to go to a worse team? :trump:
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Post #589 by Retardé S » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:18 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Cannot get the best of his players and cleans his dirty laundry in public. I don't think he'll ever coach again for a big side. Although, I could see him test his luck in Ligue1. Think Pochettino is next for Man U?
No.

A curse on your house for even suggesting it.

Poch is my boy.

Also why would he leave spurs to go to a worse team? :trump:

Jakes on you, I live in an appartment. :trump2:
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Post #590 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:20 pm

Dog wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:
A curse on your house


Like a leaky basement?

That’s well over the lime, Baker!!!
Dont bring citrus fruit into this.
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Post #591 by AD » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:39 pm

I'm the only fruit here.

:colbert:
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Post #592 by AD » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:39 pm

Wait... That came out wrong.
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Post #593 by Twitter bArt » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:55 pm

AD wrote:Wait... That came out wrong.



yeah, it's hanging low
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #594 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:44 pm

Fuck Arsenal
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Post #595 by Retardé S » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:46 pm

How is Bikor feeling right now?
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Post #596 by TittiesNBeer » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:54 pm

Retardé S wrote:How is Bikor feeling right now?


Fuck Arsenal

And Wolves
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Post #598 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:44 am

Also Fuck Chelsea.

Wooo
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Post #599 by AD » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:04 am

Meh. She was ok.
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Post #600 by Retardé S » Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:47 pm

So this happened.


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