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Post #2201 by Dog » Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:27 pm

Watched the Shape of Water on da plane earlier, Greg. Thought it very lame. Unoriginal, uninspired and hyper telegraphed tolerance piece.

Also watched Three Billboards. Can’t decide if it was the most exaggerated retarded movie ever or if the exaggerated retardedness was purposeful to make it silly/funny/quirky. Some really funny moments in there, especially when the lady torches the police station with the cop in there reading the love letter thingy.

Isle of Dogs was another matter. Absolutely brilliant movie.
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Post #2202 by Craig » Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:45 pm

Mom and Dad is like, a cinematic masterpiece unlike any other. It leverages Nic Cage's talents perfectly.
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Post #2203 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:20 pm

Sigh, when a new show is referred to as the female true detective you just know it's gonna be "good".
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Post #2204 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:06 pm

I didn't anticipate for The Meg to be so godawful bad. Surely a movie with Jason Statham and a shark would deliver some harmless b-movie fun?

But it's a lot like Skyscraper. Extremely boring product made largely for the Chinese market with market research-driven compromises to appeal to different age groups and nationalities -- a sure recipe for disaster. You end up with no tension, no gore and not a single decent one-liner.

Movies like these are basically made by algorithms, not people.
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Post #2205 by MP » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:51 pm

Maybe living in Kingston has turned me into a racist, but Black Panther was a terrible movie. It was like they took the characters from Coming to America mixed with a corny 1980 superhero plot, and added a few bits stolen from James Bond.
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Post #2206 by AD » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:17 pm

Yup. Definitely racist.
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Post #2207 by vonbonds » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:47 am

I didn’t like it either..or should I say I didn’t see what was different about it versus other superhero movies. I’m not allowed to comment on racism though.
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Post #2208 by AD » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:52 am

If you didn't feel your soul shake with the egalitarian, anti-racist and anti-sexist message of the movie, then you're probably a racist misogynistic prick.

There is no in between.

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Post #2209 by Craig » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:42 pm

I thought Black Panther was alright. Not as good as the hype, but pretty much in line with what you should expect from non-Avengers MCU movies.

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