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Post #3701 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:53 pm

Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!
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Post #3702 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:00 pm

Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!

"Sti que j'y lècherais la grille"
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Post #3703 by pk shredz » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:30 pm

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Beaucoup de respect.
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Post #3704 by Not » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:47 pm

Mufasa wrote:Sti que j'ai hâte de lècher la grille du BBQ de Not!


Just purchased a new Napoleon grill - it will be grander that the RD we will wind up selecting
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Post #3705 by Twitter bArt » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:49 pm

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:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #3706 by pk shredz » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:58 pm

Artie, your kindness knows no bounds.

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Post #3707 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:12 am

The fuck you mean "Vegas swept the Kings" !?
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Post #3708 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:22 am

Macbeth wrote:The fuck you mean "Vegas swept the Kings" !?


It's better this way.
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Post #3709 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:29 am

Most definitely.

But Jesus fucking Christ.

We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...

OH GOD FUCK IT ALL
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Post #3710 by mcphee » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:43 pm

We could've called him Syl. Would've had a nice ring to it. Big Syl . Hey Big Syl, waddaya say,waddaya know ? Hey Bg Syl, that's my wife.
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Post #3711 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:36 pm

Macbeth wrote:Most definitely.

But Jesus fucking Christ.

We've been in this league since time immemorial, and we still managed to suck donkey dick enough to miss the playoves, while this bunch of...

OH GOD FUCK IT ALL


Bettman is destroying our legacy
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Post #3712 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:48 pm

All those hyped Leafs forwards, and the only one who is clutch tonight is Tommy Boy
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Post #3713 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:23 am

So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.
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Post #3714 by mcphee » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:36 am

Mufasa wrote:So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.

Remember that there's no success like failure, but failure's no success at all.
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Post #3715 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:47 am

mcphee wrote:
Mufasa wrote:So I watched the Toronto/Bruins game yesterday, I don't think that was a good idea, now I believe that even my line-ups couldn't make the Habs competitive.

Remember that there's no success like failure, but failure's no success at all.


You are right.

Patch - Galchenyuk - Gallagher
Lehkonen - Drouin - Scherbak
Hudon - Danolt - Byron
Dlo - DLR - Shaw

Mete - Weber
Riely - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen

Price
Fucalé

TELL ME THIS ISN'T WINNING THE CUP!!!??
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Post #3716 by mcphee » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:57 am

16 straight, no ot.
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Post #3717 by Retardé S » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:13 pm

Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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Post #3718 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:58 pm

Retardé S wrote:Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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I guess Gagarin is the one who won the Yirgé trade.
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Post #3719 by Not » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:26 pm

Retardé S wrote:Markov and Sekac just won the gagarin cup

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Or as Nilan calls it - the Junior Muffin League

:bettman:
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Post #3720 by Macbeth » Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:41 pm

ANDRÉ COME BACK
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Post #3721 by Mufasa » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:35 pm

Put on a mic directly wired to Riely's brain and let the boy become the perfect hockey player.
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Post #3722 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:56 pm

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Post #3723 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:57 pm

When your team is so skilled even Plekanec is scoring
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Post #3724 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:26 pm

Plekanec is the second line center we need
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Post #3725 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:31 pm

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Post #3726 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:44 am

Ad's falcon is more a winger.
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Post #3727 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:04 pm

So we're interested in ex-convict, woman beater Slava Voynov



























































































































If he can play, he can play.
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Post #3728 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:31 pm

Voynov is actually very good.
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Post #3729 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:40 pm

Voynov - Weber
Dahlin - Petry
Mete - Juulsen

Voynov broke his right hand by beating too forcefully some babouchkas in Russia, he now plays left side.
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Post #3730 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:02 pm

Mufasa wrote:Voynov - Weber
Dahlin - Petry
Mete - Juulsen

Voynov broke his right hand by beating too forcefully some babouchkas in Russia, he now plays left side.

At this point I don't care who plays right left center, just accumulate assets :vince:
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Post #3731 by Retardé S » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:06 pm

I don't care if we sign murderers or rapists either

Make it happen Bob :vince:
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Post #3732 by AD » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:07 pm

I'm with Retardé.

Obviously.
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Post #3733 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:07 pm

Dog wrote:Ya had to read that closely, didn’t ya?
I had to check to see if craig posted it.
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Post #3734 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:42 pm

Kings need a top line LW and we need Slava Froylov.
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Post #3735 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:55 pm

We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.
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Post #3736 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:10 am

Mufasa wrote:Kings need a top line LW and we need Slava Froylov.

Byron for Frolovyno, one for one, straittap.
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Post #3737 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:12 am

Mufasa wrote:We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.

On va l'appeler Alcooliques Anonymes :D
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Post #3738 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:00 pm

Macbeth wrote:
Mufasa wrote:We won the Alexandre Alain sweet take.

On va l'appeler Alcooliques Anonymes :D


Ou Astie d'Atardé.
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Post #3739 by pk shredz » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:09 pm

"You'd think it was Maurice "The Rocket" Richard



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Post #3740 by Twitter bArt » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:05 pm

:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #3741 by Retardé S » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:11 pm

That's a quality shitpost, Bikor don't leave.
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Post #3742 by Macbeth » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:16 am

Ben Kerr is one dude I dig, yeah ?
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Post #3743 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:36 pm

Well it’s official, folks. Babcock doesn’t trust Matthews, and Matthews hates Babcock. All is well again.

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3744 by MP » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:26 pm

Wait until Matthews asks for a trade. You'll get him for Alzner and a 3rd.
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Post #3745 by Macbeth » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:59 pm

What the fuck, Vegas !?
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Post #3748 by Macbeth » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:35 pm

Claude's got balls and I like mens with balls.
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Post #3749 by pk shredz » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:38 am

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Well it’s official, folks. Babcock doesn’t trust Matthews, and Matthews hates Babcock. All is well again.

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Babcock is only in year 3 of an 8 or 10 yr contract and AM is still on his rookie one. :vince:
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Post #3750 by Mufasa » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:20 pm

So HF now has a theory that it's not Julien, nor Margoulys, nor Molson who hired Ducharme, but the shareholders of the Habs. It's an actual theory that they believe.

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