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Post #4701 by Twitter bArt » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:01 pm

Hawks are pretty excited to get Shaw back. Deal came together in the last 24 hours or so. Hawks asked about him more than a week ago and it didn’t seem he was available then.

WHAT HAS CHANGED IN LAST 24 HOURS???????
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #4702 by Mufasa » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:02 pm

We're getting Duchene.
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Post #4703 by Twitter bArt » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:04 pm

Mufasa wrote:Lee - Domi - Drouin
Tatar - Danault - Gallagher
Byron - Cockta - Shaw
Lehkonen - Weal - Armia

Mete - Weber
Kulak - Petry
Riely - Juulsen

Macaléné
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4704 by Retardé S » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:08 pm

Big fan of Andours Lee, gives us legit scoring threat from close range and a cycling beast. I'm pretty sure he will start the year with Domi, but he'll end up on Danone's wing.
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Post #4705 by Mufasa » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:10 pm

Lee - Douchster - Drouin
Domi - Danolt - Gallagher
Tatar - Kotka - Suki Suki
Lehkonen - Poehling - Armia

Leskinen - Weber
Mete - Petry
Kulak - Juulsen

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Post #4706 by Retardé S » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:14 pm

Mufasa wrote:Lee - Douchster - Drouin
Domi - Danolt - Gallagher
Tatar - Kotka - Suki Suki
Lehkonen - Poehling - Armia

Leskinen - Weber
Mete - Petry
Kulak - Juulsen

Macaléné
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Ste 4eme ligne là est fucking hot though.
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Post #4707 by Mufasa » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:26 pm

Retardé S wrote:
Mufasa wrote:Lee - Douchster - Drouin
Domi - Danolt - Gallagher
Tatar - Kotka - Suki Suki
Lehkonen - Poehling - Armia

Leskinen - Weber
Mete - Petry
Kulak - Juulsen

Macaléné
Fucalé

Ste 4eme ligne là est fucking hot though.


Il faut compenser pour les trois premiers trios.
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Post #4708 by mcphee » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:30 pm

I wonder how many agents word is gold. If a GM says ‘if I offer x$ x x years, do you take it because I have a deal pending’.
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Post #4709 by Dog » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:16 pm

So I decided to go look at the 2019 NHL Unrestricted Free Agents list.

Why don’t we just sign Panarin instead of Lee?

Seems simple enough.
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Post #4710 by Twitter bArt » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:45 pm

Canadiens Montréal

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Les Canadiens ont acquis le choix de 4e tour des Ducks d’Anaheim en 2020, en retour de l’attaquant Nicolas Deslauriers.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4711 by Twitter bArt » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:15 pm

Canadiens Montréal
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The Canadiens have agreed to terms on a one-year, one-way contract ($1.75 million) with goaltender Keith Kinkaid.
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #4712 by PPJ » Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:45 am

Twitter bArt wrote:Canadiens Montréal
@CanadiensMTL

The Canadiens have agreed to terms on a one-year, one-way contract ($1.75 million) with goaltender Keith Kinkaid.


If Julien has his way, and Price is healthy, Kinkaid's per start Salary will be higher than Price's.

Habs need a load management specialist.
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Post #4713 by AD » Tue Jul 02, 2019 9:39 am

I was with a girl the other day who's pretty good at managing heavy loads.
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Post #4714 by Craig » Tue Jul 02, 2019 9:51 am

Booo! Hiss!
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Post #4715 by Dog » Tue Jul 02, 2019 11:12 am

Agreed with greg. Women laundry jokes are sexist and degrading, banana.
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Post #4716 by Retardé S » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:28 pm

Laval should finally make the playoffs next year with all that talent influx.

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Post #4717 by pk shredz » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:20 pm

Take notes PK

Anderson also noted that Price's showing up in Vegas for the Awards was extra special for another reason.

"It was the first time that Carey and Angela left their two girls, Liv and Millie, at home with other family members," outlined Anderson. "I feel very privileged that they agreed to do that for me."


The day after the NHL Awards, Anderson sent his first text to his new favorite contact.

"I said: 'Hi Carey, it's Anderson. I can't thank you enough for how much you've done for me and my family. It means so much that you surprised me yesterday. I remember when I was six and all I wanted was a high-five from you. Meeting you and spending time with you was amazing. Thank you again to you and Angela for taking the time in your busy lives to see me'," recounted Anderson.

A response from the winningest goalie in Canadiens history didn't take long to arrive.

"He answered me saying, 'Hey bud, it was our pleasure to have you. Sounds like you have such an amazing life in front of you. Text me whenever you'd like. Hope you had a fun day in the pool'," shared Anderson.


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Post #4718 by Mufasa » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:24 pm

He out did PK without even knowing it.
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Post #4719 by pk shredz » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:26 pm

Wait till PK gets around all the black people in Newark :colbert:
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Post #4720 by pk shredz » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:27 pm

135 Bloc. Remix featuring PK Subban

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Post #4721 by Mufasa » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pm

PK on NHL awards night.

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Post #4722 by AD » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:40 pm

So... we signed the two finns. No one cares?
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Post #4723 by Craig » Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:04 pm

No one cares. Right.
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Post #4724 by IcE ColD » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:29 pm

Donc y reste juste à signer le pas Finn.

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