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Re: Regular Season General Hockey Shit

Post #3351 by TittiesNBeer » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:45 pm

I remember that AD threw his dildo on the ice when lars eller scored his 4 goal game.
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Post #3352 by MP » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:40 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:I remember that AD threw his dildo on the ice when lars eller scored his 4 goal game.

It's amazing that the "Dildo-trick" never became a thing...
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Post #3353 by Mufasa » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:00 pm

Margoulys asked me what would be my line up in September, I told him :

Drouin - Tavares - Gallagher
Galchenyuk - Stashnez - Scherbak
Byron - Danolt - Lehkonen
Rychel - DLR - Mike Mike

Dahlin - Weber
Mete - Petry
Alzner - Juulsen
Reilly - Valiev

Price
Niemi

That was on Facebook messenger, he just answered with a massive thumb up.
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Post #3354 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:42 pm

Who did you get for Pacioretty, Dong Massif, and Chat in the trade?
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Post #3355 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:35 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:Who did you get for Pacioretty, Dong Massif, and Chat in the trade?


Traded for the rights to Karlsson, but the Sens still keep him until their season is done.
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Post #3356 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:47 am

I was thinking, was there ever a mens plan who failed as much as Margouliche? Becoming, arguably, the worst runned organization in pro sport during a season he actually believed his team to be playoff bound.
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Post #3357 by Macbeth » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:37 pm

There is no way they thought their D was better than last year's.

No way.
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Post #3358 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:45 pm

Fire him
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Post #3359 by Mufasa » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:45 pm

Scherbak is now jello brained.
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Post #3360 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Apr 04, 2018 2:52 pm

Must have been the wind from other players racing past him.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3361 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:06 pm

Omce we get tavares and dahlin this team.will fulfill my prophecy of being.good.
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Post #3362 by MP » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:54 pm

I'm fairly certain Tavares is going to Vegas...
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Post #3363 by AD » Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:47 pm

:stare:
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Post #3364 by TittiesNBeer » Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:46 pm

How many BJs does it take to win the ultimate BJ tournament
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Post #3365 by AD » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:57 am

We'll have lunch Dog. We'll talk about it.
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Post #3366 by Retardé S » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:41 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:Omce we get tavares and dahlin this team.will fulfill my prophecy of being.good.

No, your prophecy is being Plekanec good.
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Post #3367 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:51 pm

Retarder S wrote:
TittiesNBeer wrote:Omce we get tavares and dahlin this team.will fulfill my prophecy of being.good.

No, your prophecy is being Plekanec good.
No it never was that. I was asking them to trade him for.a long time. Almost as long as artie wanted him traded. But not near as long as AD has been training to.be a BJ champ
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Post #3368 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:39 pm

Bertuzzi might be the reason we get Dahlin.
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Post #3369 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:14 pm

Je l'aime Rychel.
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Post #3370 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:39 pm

Claude went out of his way to say Rychel plays the white way.
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Post #3371 by Mufasa » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:44 pm

Dog wrote:How come we have all these new players? Where did they come from?


They are all children Plek had with whores in Hamilton. His ways paid off.
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Post #3372 by Twitter bArt » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:56 pm

they broke

they are at the fix-it shop
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #3373 by Macbeth » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:17 am

Rychel - Froese - Hemsky

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Post #3374 by Mufasa » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:24 am

Macbeth wrote:Rychel - Froese - Hemsky

:D


Saturday in Tirana, be der or be square.
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Post #3375 by Macbeth » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:28 am

If this could happen I would become a fan again.
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Post #3376 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:14 pm



"the attitude needs to change"

Jesus FUCK... they are gonna blame it on leadership and intangibles instead of not having talent.

Need Talent at Centre, puck moving defence.... not more FUCKing CHARACTER
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Post #3377 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:18 pm

"i could bring the in the best players in the world, it wouldnt change the fact that the teams attitude needs to change"




I hate these fuckers
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Post #3378 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:19 pm

I don't think he said that they have enough talent
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Post #3379 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:27 pm

mcphee wrote:I don't think he said that they have enough talent


"i could bring the in the best players in the world, it wouldnt change the fact that the teams attitude needs to change"


Its his same answer every year that is the issue... in 2016, the team didn't have enough character either... we always have to add character, the team never has enough character...

He has spent how many seasons saying he needs to add character? Fuck off

There are two answers here.

1) Character is a problem and you as a GM have failed to add character, despite the fact you tell us every off-season that you didn't think we had enough character and you wanted to add more.

2) or there isn't enough talent, cause you haven't focused on that.

Either way, Bergevin is a failure.
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Post #3380 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:29 pm

"I believe that with a better or different attitude, we don't have 40 losses."
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Post #3381 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:31 pm

"How does a team with a priority on acquiring character players like Weber and Shaw have attitude problems?"
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Post #3382 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:33 pm

That's just painful to watch, turned it off.
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Post #3383 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:35 pm

I, too, am a glass half full guy. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3384 by Not » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:38 pm

This presser is a disaster
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Post #3385 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:44 pm

Dog wrote:Beaker seems tense today. Ça va, Beaker?


I haven't slept.

We rushed my grandfather to the hospital last night.

Luckily everything is okay and he got discharged this morning.

I get edgy when i don't sleep.
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Post #3386 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:47 pm

Not wrote:This presser is a disaster

No one is really asking the pertinent question. How did you allow yourself to get painted into a corner with Markov/Radu ? Did you not realize when you were getting played by Radu in particular that you needed a Plan B. That's pretty well it.
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Post #3387 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:54 pm

Not wrote:This presser is a disaster


Its such a joke

He hasn't once identified the problems... talent at centre... talent and lack of puck moving on Left defence.
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Post #3388 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:57 pm

TittiesNBeer wrote:
Not wrote:This presser is a disaster


Its such a joke

He hasn't once identified the problems... talent at centre... talent and lack of puck moving on Left defence.

yes he did. They discussed which of the 2 needs were most important, ld or C.
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Post #3389 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:00 pm

Watching this retard, all I can think about is am I too old to take one of those wack sports management courses? :why:
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3390 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:01 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Watching this retard, all I can think about is am I too old to take one of those wack sports management courses? :why:

you are a man unencumbered by age.
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Post #3391 by Not » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:06 pm

I would hate my boss sitting next to me - having to clarify the talking points because I have the communication skills of a door knob

The attitude comment through the presser off the rails - not sure if that was wanted
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Post #3392 by Retardé S » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:07 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Watching this retard, all I can think about is am I too old to take one of those wack sports management courses? :why:


You'd get my vote without the courses _dong.
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Post #3393 by TittiesNBeer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:07 pm

It wasn't one attitude comment... its been a clear talking point he keeps going back to.
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Post #3394 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:07 pm

Following mcphee's advice, I have wired the $250,000 fee to Sports Management Worldwide and am applying to their ten day National Hockey League General Manager course.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #3395 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:23 pm

Not wrote:I would hate my boss sitting next to me - having to clarify the talking points because I have the communication skills of a door knob

The attitude comment through the presser off the rails - not sure if that was wanted

I thought he walked in with the idea of that being the key word
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Post #3396 by Not » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:29 pm

mcphee wrote:
Not wrote:I would hate my boss sitting next to me - having to clarify the talking points because I have the communication skills of a door knob

The attitude comment through the presser off the rails - not sure if that was wanted

I thought he walked in with the idea of that being the key word


I agree - but he emphasized attitude over talent.
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Post #3397 by Twitter bArt » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:32 pm

i kinda liked the presser

basically got everyone all hot and lathered, especially Beak

well done MB, well done
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #3398 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:58 pm

Not wrote:
mcphee wrote:
Not wrote:I would hate my boss sitting next to me - having to clarify the talking points because I have the communication skills of a door knob

The attitude comment through the presser off the rails - not sure if that was wanted

I thought he walked in with the idea of that being the key word


I agree - but he emphasized attitude over talent.
Yeah, sounded that way and like you said, Geoff stepped in to change the narrative.
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Post #3399 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:01 pm

Twitter bArt wrote:i kinda liked the presser

basically got everyone all hot and lathered, especially Beak

well done MB, well done

If he said, we added Drouin to last year's team thinking the skill upgrade plus Hudon coming in, improved production from Lehkonen made me think we'd be better then we lost 2 guys and I prayed Carey Max and Shea would carry us, well that would've ben quick.
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Post #3400 by mcphee » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:01 pm

Dog wrote:What was the key word?

Mongoose

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