Paris–Roubaix is bullshit

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Paris–Roubaix is bullshit

Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:21 am

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[SIZE="7"]The American television channel CBS covered Paris–Roubaix in the 1980s. Theo de Rooij, a Dutchman, had been in a promising position to win the 1985 race but had then crashed, losing his chance of winning. Covered in mud, he offered his thoughts on the race to CBS' John Tesh after the race:

“It's a bollocks, this race!” said de Rooij. “You're working like an animal, you don't have time to piss, you wet your pants. You're riding in mud like this, you're slipping ... it’s a pile of shit.”

When then asked if he would start the race again, de Rooij replied:

“Sure, it's the most beautiful race in the world!”[/size]
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:42 am

putain de merde! stopped by a train!
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Re: Paris–Roubaix is bullshit

Post #3 by PredsFan77 » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:02 pm

THIS SUNDAY BITCHES,


A SUNDAY


IN




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Re: Paris–Roubaix is bullshit

Post #5 by chicpea » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:03 am

Godspeed to you, my dear Phineas.
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Post #6 by chicpea » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:14 am

Podre, if you come across this gentil-petit, please beat him to a wet pulp and send his toque to my po box in point roberts.

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Re: Paris–Roubaix is bullshit

Post #7 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:25 am

it was a great race
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