NHL Slander Thread Part 3

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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #351 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat May 14, 2016 10:30 pm

What else is going on three days ago? :donger:
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Post #352 by The Bytown Boozer » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:04 pm

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Post #353 by LeafErikson » Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:32 am

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Post #354 by MP » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:32 pm

Mike Comrie is being investigated in a threescore rape probe...
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Post #355 by PEli » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:35 pm

Guy at work told me the Oilers were good. Might not be slander but I murdered him for being such a lying liar.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #356 by senate » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:46 pm

Allegedly, Daryl Katz repeatedly tried to pay Brazilian model Greice Santo for sex and his magazine Viva Glam is just a elaborate front for him to lure models into prostitution. Allegedly.

http://deadspin.com/lawsuit-nhl-owner-daryl-katz-offered-actress-millions-1794095401

Because I know it is the only part of the story you people care about, Greice Santo for reference:

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Post #357 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:22 pm

needs to do a few more squats am I right fellas?
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Post #358 by vonbonds » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:32 pm

My face is available to spot her
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Post #359 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:37 pm

Doesn't even have a Wikifeet profile. Image
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Post #360 by mayoradamwest » Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:23 pm

Milan Lucic enjoys Boston Pizza.
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Post #361 by Germz » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:26 am

MP wrote:Mike Comrie is being investigated in a threescore rape probe...

senate wrote:Allegedly, Daryl Katz repeatedly tried to pay Brazilian model Greice Santo for sex and his magazine Viva Glam is just a elaborate front for him to lure models into prostitution. Allegedly.


Edmonton eh folks.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #362 by MP » Thu May 11, 2017 10:56 am

Tyson Barrie injured while 'wrestling' with a teammate back at the hotel...

http://www.tsn.ca/barrie-injured-wrestl ... l-1.748748

Really 'wrestling'? That's what your gonna call it?
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Post #363 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu May 11, 2017 10:57 am

they can't say torn anus from rough sex, now can they?
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Post #364 by chicpea » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:12 pm

senate wrote:
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She appears to be only 14 years old or so. wtf?
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Post #365 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:34 am

Wayne Gretzky put his hands down some waitress' panties and got himself a handful in the early 2000's. That's just a thing he does.
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Post #366 by Mufasa » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:51 pm

Stéphane Robidas caught downloading the entire 7th season of Seinfeld, using the Leafs president computer. Bell won't be happy about that.
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Post #367 by mooseOAK » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:47 pm

NHL player Jiri Hudler accused of asking flight attendant for cocaine, trying to urinate on food cart
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Post #368 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:56 pm

Random Leafs Fan wrote:Sorry. I misunderstood the Thread title. Again.
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Post #369 by mooseOAK » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:09 pm

Random Devils Fan is a good description of the attendance at their home games.
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Post #370 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:19 pm

Wouldn't know. I have never been. Glad to hear you are keeping tabs on them though. Keep up the good work.
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Post #371 by Whit Dickman » Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:35 pm

Leon Draisatl fucked both Nurse and Kelboms wives. Nurse punched him out when he (Leon) had a concussion.
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Post #372 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:39 pm

Can confirm. : )

Draisaitl is a “loose cannon”.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #373 by MP » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:11 pm

Google says Nurse is unmarried...
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Post #374 by The Bytown Boozer » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:35 am

Surprise ending: Darnell Nurse is married to a short Malaysian man.
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Post #375 by Whit Dickman » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:14 pm

MP wrote:Google says Nurse is unmarried...

Eh must be girlfriend
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Post #377 by The Bytown Boozer » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:45 am

She seems nice :mitch_earthling:
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Post #378 by PredsFan77 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:53 pm

dancer eh? looks like she found her the golden ticket.
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Post #380 by AD » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:03 pm

EB shaming a beautiful liberated women because she is beautiful and liberated... based on his antiquated Christian worldview.
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Post #381 by PredsFan77 » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:24 pm

she's a hooker
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Post #382 by chicpea » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:47 am

Dave Poulin told a mesmerizing story about a certain unnamed goalie named Ron Hextall and his Team Canada hockey blazer.
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Post #383 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:17 am

Looks like Ottawa isn't the only team in Canada taking an interest in young boys.

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Post #384 by The Virus » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:55 pm

In a leaked copy of Gretzky's personal memoirs, Gretzky, 65, described fellow NHL Hall of Famer Mark Messier boarding Epstein's plane after games before an off-day or holiday-break.
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Post #385 by chicpea » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:51 pm

V Rask chopped his hand right off.
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Post #386 by AD » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:57 pm

Or maybe it was his left.
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Post #387 by mcphee » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:52 pm

with his right
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Post #388 by Jack Cap » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:02 pm

Someone (All Trustwig) told me Louis Lamorello got me fired. He's a fucking slug. Chris to
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Post #389 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:59 pm

A slew of endorphins were released in my brain upon seeing that Charlie McAvoy - one of my defensemen in the habs broads yahoo rotisserie league - picked up a power play assist in tonight's preseason game against the Detroit Red Wings, briefly distracting me from the fact that there is a gaping hole in my soul and that everything is bad.
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Post #390 by chicpea » Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:50 am

Was thinking about my old friend Xavier LaFlamme today.



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Post #392 by mayoradamwest » Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:27 am

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Post #393 by PEli » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:19 pm

shredz wrote:
leaked after games


shredz wrote:
messier


Jesus :rudy:
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Post #394 by chicpea » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:30 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:Image


Is that Phil Collins?
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Post #395 by The Virus » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:41 pm

Google says yes.
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Post #396 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:52 pm

Look at this meathead.

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Post #397 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:40 pm

is that brooks koepka in 20 years?
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Post #398 by The Virus » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:24 pm

John Tavares cut off the Maple Leaf from his jersey with a rambo knife and took a shit on it.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #399 by PEli » Tue May 28, 2019 7:41 am

Brand Marchmandt's ex girlfriend is writing a tell all book and at least three chapters are dedicated to his sexual fantasy of licking Evander Holyfield's severed ear matter.

The prologue will be written by Damien Cocks.

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