Canada's Top 10 Douchiest MPs: #5

Walrus · Post #1 by **Walrus** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:12 am

1. Pierre "Fair Elections Act" Poilievre
2. Rob "Mandela" Anders
3. Paul "My father owned a pizza store" Calandra
4. Tony "Gazebo" Clement

PPJ · Post #2 by **PPJ** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:19 am

Some pretty good arguments for Goguen in the previous thread.

PPJ · Post #3 by **PPJ** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:26 am

Big#D wrote:who would have thought that stevie pm's strategy to look good would be to surround himself with people who are worse than him.

It's a strategy that's worked well for so/so looking girls for decades. Now if Stevie could only give the electorate beer googles.

AD · Post #4 by AD » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:44 am

A-lex-ander.

Ernie · Post #5 by **Ernie** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:16 pm

Big#D wrote:who would have thought that stevie pm's strategy to look good would be to surround himself with people who are worse than him.

Haha, that's what I was thinking. How the fuck has Harper not received any vote yet?

habfan4 · Post #6 by **habfan4** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:46 pm

I went with Deano. He's the type of hyper-partisan asshole that knows what he's doing is wrong or unethical but still does it anyway. A pure "the ends justify the means" douchebag.

Mufasa · Post #7 by **Mufasa** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:32 pm

Alexander

Walrus · Post #8 by **Walrus** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:19 pm

I went with Fantino, largely because of this gem:

Ernie wrote:Haha, that's what I was thinking. How the fuck has Harper not received any vote yet?

Seriously. If Harper doesn't crack the top 10...

:facepaulcalandra:

Ernie · Post #9 by **Ernie** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:32 pm

Yeah, in some ways Harper is the worst of them all. Four out of the top five (assuming Fantino wins this round) are in leadership positions.

EDIT: Parliamentary secretaries aren't in cabinet.

PPJ · Post #10 by **PPJ** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:49 pm

You're making a dangerous enemy if you vote Fantino.

Walrus · Post #11 by **Walrus** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:51 pm

Ernie wrote:Yeah, in some ways Harper is the worst of them all. Four out of the top five (assuming Fantino wins this round) are in leadership positions.

EDIT: Parliamentary secretaries aren't in cabinet.

Cabinet or not, he still hand-picked Calandra. And put Pierre goddamn Poilievre in charge of Democratic Reform. :punchballs:

habfan4 · Post #12 by **habfan4** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:55 pm

For me Harper is the number one fuckwad and really shouldn't be in the poll.

PPJ · Post #13 by **PPJ** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:58 pm

Harper's not a douche though. More soulless evil than douche.

habfan4 · Post #14 by **habfan4** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:15 pm

MacKay needs to start getting some love. He almost singlehandedly gave Harper the keys to the kingdom by selling out the progressive side of the conservative party. The fact that he's starting to make Vic Toews look like a reasonable Minister of Justice is also of note.

habfan4 · Post #15 by **habfan4** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:27 pm

Big#D wrote:i classify him more as a dimwitted jackass than a douche. like who flies around on rescue helicopters on the way to a fishing trip and doesn't expect to get caught?

I'm shocked that he was ever a crown attorney so in that respect I agree that he's dimwitted. The man basically sold his soul (along with the soul of the old PC party) for a rotating cabinet position which is pretty douchey.

Ernie · Post #16 by **Ernie** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:39 pm

Hopefully MacKay's political career is over. Looks like the Liberals could sweep Nova Scotia.

NyQuil · Post #17 by **NyQuil** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:14 pm

Harper is more like a cross between Mr. Burns and Poppin Fresh.

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