So I'm in Emerg...

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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #251 by MP » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:46 pm

AD wrote:
MP wrote:
AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


Sure I'm off by a few years but I said 'nearly', and Karlsson was only 23 when Marchand stomped on him.


So you're only 21% off as opposed to 32% off.


Right, 'nearly'. :crossarms:
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #252 by Muffin Mannequin » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:14 pm

AD wrote:
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AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


Sure I'm off by a few years but I said 'nearly', and Karlsson was only 23 when Marchand stomped on him.


So you're only 21% off as opposed to 32% off.



He said Marchand stomped Karlsson instead of Cooke, so he's 100% off.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #253 by MP » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:45 pm

Back in the ER today, mangled to tip of my left index finger in a router. Five stitches and some loss of skin. Hand modelling career in jeopardy...
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #254 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:59 pm

For the love of the Lord stay behind your desk where you belong. Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #255 by Dog » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:01 pm

a router?
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #256 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:03 pm

Think of it as a drill you use to shape wood at like 10 times the rpm with big scary spinny bits
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #257 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:12 pm

just change the password next time
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Post #258 by chicpea » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:12 am

PPJ wrote:
So it's okay to drive wearing a burka, but not a cast /eb


As if empee's going to start wearing a burka again just to drive a car. Get real.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #260 by chicpea » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:16 am

Remember when Alan Alda screamed at the Korean woman on the bus to make her only chicken shut up so the commies wouldn't kill them all and so she broke its neck but then ace psychiatrist Sidney Friedman found out it wasn't a chicken after all it was a baby?
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #261 by Ricard_Persson » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:13 am

The old ogee profiling of the finger trick.

Or did you put a nice bullnose on it?
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #262 by clawfirst » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:22 pm

Id bet a top collar if i was a betting man...seems to happen more than with bottom bearing
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #263 by PPJ » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:55 pm

I believe my right thumb may be infected. It’s my wackoff hand :cries:
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #264 by MP » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:34 pm

Ricard_Persson wrote:The old ogee profiling of the finger trick.

Or did you put a nice bullnose on it?

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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #265 by clawfirst » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:40 pm

Flush cut bit. Final answer
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #266 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:32 pm

lovely fingernails, a touch dirty, however
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #267 by MP » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:40 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:lovely fingernails, a touch dirty, however

#workinghands

Took my stitches out today.

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