Other teams that don't suck and the Sens

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Re: Other teams that don't suck

Post #1801 by Macbeth » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:24 am

Pas de Kokonoémi ni de Kokonoéfa ni de Kokonoésol.

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Post #1802 by Not » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:11 am

Slick Nick wrote:
Retardé S wrote:Larry, my man.


we have a 2nd pick tough!

2 second picks - one was used on Ikonen last year - our first line center of the future :why:
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Post #1803 by Dog » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:14 am

Why must everything suck with this goddamn team? Who must we sacrifice to the gawds to make it right???!

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Post #1804 by Twitter bArt » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:16 am

Dog wrote:Why must everything suck with this goddamn team? Who must we sacrifice to the gawds to make it right???!

:why:



Could we start with Beaker


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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #1805 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:47 am

Do you not have to give up something precious for it to be considered a sacrifice; something that you can ill afford to lose?
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Post #1806 by Twitter bArt » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:47 am

Boring Choice #2 wrote:Do you not have to give up something precious for it to be considered a sacrifice; something that you can ill afford to lose?

Well, we can try and see what happens
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




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Post #1807 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:32 pm

Shitstorm in Ottawa (again).

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Post #1808 by Mufasa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:33 pm

The shit storm of all shit storms.
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Post #1809 by Dog » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:40 pm

One would think one would do alot better than that if one is Erik Karlsson.

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Post #1811 by Mufasa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:42 pm

I'm with the Hoffmens. I hope they trade the Karlsson's away.
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Post #1812 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:43 pm

Hoffman's wife actually looks exactly like the type of girl that burns your dick with a flat iron if you ignore her at the wrong time of the day.

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Post #1813 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:52 pm

“Monika Caryk has uttered numerous statements wishing my unborn child dead,” says Melinda Karlsson’s sworn statement to the court.

“She also uttered that she wished I was dead and that someone should ‘take out’ my husband’s legs to ‘end his career.’

“Monika Caryk has posted over 1,000 negative and derogatory statements about me as a professional.”




To be honest, I've wished that upon many of our current players.
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Post #1815 by Dog » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:00 pm

Watch Zadina also seek a protection order against the Sens if we don’t draft him.
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Post #1816 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:07 pm

I wonder what Matt Duchene is thinking right now.
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Post #1817 by Mufasa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:40 pm

I wonder if Mike Hoffman's gf wold make a good Broads?
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Post #1819 by Mufasa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:01 pm

THIS IS AMAZING!!!
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Post #1821 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:02 pm

Mark Stone's girlfriend

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Post #1822 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:05 pm

What's Hoffman's corsi, this might be a great move for Chakalaka in Glendale
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Post #1823 by Slick Nick » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:56 pm

Retardé S wrote:https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1006689843592777730


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Post #1824 by Mufasa » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:30 pm

Yep, it's all linked directly to Hoffman's GF, she wrote all that.



THIS IS AMAZING' WE ARE LUCKY TO LIVE IN SUCH TIMES.
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Post #1825 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:37 pm

She must be a fucking goddess in bed.
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Post #1826 by Macbeth » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:45 am

Retardé S wrote:She must be a fucking goddess in bed.

Look at that face.

No way she's worth shit.
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Post #1828 by Dog » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:30 pm

The sens will keep hoffman and trade everybody else.
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Post #1829 by Retardé S » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:32 pm

And they will move to Québec
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Post #1830 by Twitter bArt » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:48 pm

where they will put him in witness protection under the name Huffman
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1831 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:00 pm

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #1832 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:37 pm

Another Day, Another embarrassing Sens story

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Post #1833 by Mufasa » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:06 pm

I could see Baker or Pierre McGuire setting up the same kind of account to defend PK.
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Post #1834 by Twitter bArt » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:55 pm

there are murmurs that it may be Eugene Melnyk
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1835 by MP » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:04 pm

This thread is for other teams "that don't suck'", please refrain from talking about the Senators in this thread.

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Post #1836 by Mufasa » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:14 pm

MP wrote:This thread is for other teams "that don't suck'", please refrain from talking about the Senators in this thread.

Evan


Evan would never say his team suck!
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Post #1837 by TittiesNBeer » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:02 pm

A healthy analytics dept helps a team win



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Post #1838 by Retardé S » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:10 pm

MP wrote:This thread is for other teams "that don't suck'", please refrain from talking about the Senators in this thread.

Evan


I agree with this, it should be named 'Other teams that don't suck and the sens'.
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Post #1839 by Mufasa » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:00 am

My dick hurt.
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Post #1840 by Retardé S » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:36 pm

Barry Trotz resigns like a motherfucking G.
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Post #1841 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:28 am

TRADE:

To #Sharks:
F Mike Hoffman
D Cody Donaghey
5th RD pick 2020

To #Sens:
F Mikkel Boedker
D Julius Bergman
6th RD pick 2020
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1842 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:57 am

SMOLENSK reference....

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And Hoffman’s GF has been traded to Smolensk Lopatinskys of the KHL although they may flip her to a team nearer the Arctic Circle?
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1843 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:59 am

Dorion saw Bergevin make a bad trade and was like Hold My Beer
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Post #1844 by MP » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:41 am

Hoffman now off to FLA for and 2nd, 4th and 5th
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Post #1845 by TittiesNBeer » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:44 am

Wilson dumped boedkers shit contract and got a 2nd, 4th, and two fifths while giving up a d who will never make the sharks and a 6th and 7th.

Dorion looks like a dumbass.
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Post #1846 by MP » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:53 am

TittiesNBeer wrote:Wilson dumped boedkers shit contract and got a 2nd, 4th, and two fifths while giving up a d who will never make the sharks and a 6th and 7th.

Dorion looks like a dumbass.

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Post #1847 by Dog » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:01 am

that poor girl now has to move from Ottawa to South Florida?
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Post #1848 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:29 am

AD and Beaker tweeting the same things now


who is running the burner account
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #1849 by MP » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:39 am

Dog wrote:that poor girl now has to move from Ottawa to South Florida?

If I'm Hoffman, I'm leaving her in Ottawa with a "it's not you it's me" speech... While having Conga by Miami Sound Machine playing in my head.
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Post #1850 by Dog » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:42 am

Twitter bArt wrote:AD and Beaker tweeting the same things now


Merger of twitter and broads in artie’s head is now complete.

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