GM17's Brock Obama Hockey Talk and Former Hobey Baker Losers Thread

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Post #1 by Offseason Shredder » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:16 pm

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Post #2 by Offseason Shredder » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:19 pm

Don't know why I put it here but all the NCAA alum on the team for playoffs:

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Post #3 by Grabner by the Pussy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:11 am

Anaheim stinks
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Post #4 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:25 am

Because they need more Vatanen
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Post #5 by Grabner by the Pussy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:37 am

Vegas/San Jose is gonna be an awesome series
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Kill deebo kill deebo
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Post #9 by Dat Boi » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:06 pm

Gudas does it again
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Post #10 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:14 pm

fucking mono
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Post #12 by deLOUsional » Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:32 pm

Is it just me or are all the series really elongated this year? Seems like extra day or two break in every series
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Post #13 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:42 pm



see ya later alligator
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Post #14 by Grabner by the Pussy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:49 pm

:donger:
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Post #15 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:51 pm

Grabner by the Pussy wrote::donger:
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Post #16 by Walter White » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:08 pm



this guy is a walking injury
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Post #17 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:09 pm

How many years left on that??
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Post #19 by Walter White » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:09 pm

Balki Bartokomous wrote:How many years left on that??


7 years AFTER this one
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Post #20 by Marcus Mareo Hotah » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:12 pm

Do not feel bad for Parise even one iota
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Post #21 by Grabner by the Pussy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:18 pm

Meh, he went back there cuz his dad was sick. It’s whatever. I’ve moved past hating him. That contract is death though.
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Post #22 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:20 pm

His and Suter too.
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Post #23 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:37 pm

I would take Suter if they paid for it.
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Post #26 by da god » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:50 pm

I thought it was impossible to break your sternum without dying
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Post #27 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:07 pm

Depends on if it punctures your lungs or any vital organ, spinal cord. You can stop breathing but I believe females have a higher death rate when it comes to it.
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Post #28 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:20 pm

Pennywise wrote:Depends on if it punctures your lungs or any vital organ, spinal cord. You can stop breathing but I believe females have a higher death rate when it comes to it.


because of the boobies

-Brock Obama
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Post #29 by Tao Jones » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:20 pm

Tao Jones wrote:https://twitter.com/AGrossNewsday/status/986350696021839873




Co-owners Scott Malkin and Jon Ledecky are in the process of identifying a top executive to join the Islanders' hockey operations department, two NHL sources confirmed on Tuesday to SNY's Point Blank.

Since current Islanders President/GM/Alternate Governor Garth Snow has not been relieved of his duties more than a week since the end of another disastrous season, it is believed that the new hire would become Islanders GM while Snow would remain President (or given a new title).

The process includes asking other NHL teams for permission to speak to some of their executives. Among those expected to be on Malkin and Ledecky's list of highly-regarded hockey people to interview are Julian BriseBois (Lightning), Paul Fenton (Predators), and Tom Fitzgerald (Devils), who are assistant general managers with their respective clubs.

One source said that Malkin and Ledecky will wait for the completion of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs -- to see which executives become available -- before intensifying the process. A conversation with Maple Leafs GM Lou Lamoriello, whose son Chris is the Islanders' assistant GM, should also be of interest to the Islanders' owners if the legendary ex-Devils boss becomes available.

https://www.sny.tv/islanders/news/islan ... /272574748
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Post #30 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:21 pm

Every Devils fan - "Woof. that's one hell of a contract and this type of player tends to break down as they age"

Every Wild fan - "HAHA YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!"

<Parise hasn't played a full-length season since New Jersey>
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Post #31 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:25 pm

GM17 wrote:
Pennywise wrote:Depends on if it punctures your lungs or any vital organ, spinal cord. You can stop breathing but I believe females have a higher death rate when it comes to it.


because of the boobies

-Brock Obama


You can never go wrong with a Brock diagnosis. Brock and Onyx.

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Post #32 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:35 pm

Yeah, I changed the name and you know what, as Brock Obama once said that Harris Truman once said:

The buck stops with you.


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Post #33 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:56 pm



What a dork
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Post #34 by Grabner by the Pussy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:05 pm

He looks like a sex offender that just moved into the neighborhood
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Post #36 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:18 pm

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Post #37 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:28 pm

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Post #38 by guyincognito » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:31 pm

GM17 wrote:Every Devils fan - "Woof. that's one hell of a contract and this type of player tends to break down as they age"

Every Wild fan - "HAHA YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!"

<Parise hasn't played a full-length season since New Jersey>


He needs to reinvent himself as a checking wing. This assumes he had any speed left, since I barely watch. Tiny John Lecair isn't a playing style that gets you to your late 30s intact
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Post #39 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:33 pm

Him and Zajac on a third line with Stafford was an old dream here on Broads which would be good but ET Go Home.

Zajac is the only guy who is adjusting his game. Makes sense because he's always been a low key, humble player.
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Post #40 by GM17 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:35 pm

Stafford has OK hands, and OK awareness. He can't skate worth shit anymore though, so he's effectively useless now. Was serviceable up until that point.

This season is probably an inflection pt similar to the 05 lockout where the grinders were made extinct. Now it'll be practically anyone who can't fly.
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Post #41 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:38 pm

Out of those three absolutely Stafford is done. He's too soft and doesn't have the drive.
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Post #42 by guyincognito » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:39 pm

Well Zajac has never really scored a whole lot and can actually threaten a goalie from outside the dots. Parise should be something like Madden or Grabner that plays off the counter. It'll avoid the eventual ruptured everything that is coming
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Post #43 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:40 pm

I thought Zajac was terrific in the last game. He's fits perfectly in the role he was given. Its basically his natural assets.
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Post #44 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:13 pm

Tyler Ennis in for Parise lol

Freaking Mikko Koivu is still a solid player. Shoulda finagled a trade for Parise, Lou.
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Post #46 by vonbonds » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:37 pm

Trouba with a Severson-esque pinch
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Post #47 by Offseason Shredder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:43 pm

Dumba is such a good skater. Wild taking it to Jets but 55 just scored.
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Post #49 by vonbonds » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:06 pm

Trouba with a stinker tonight. He gets that Severson brain lock apparently
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Post #50 by Balki Bartokomous » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:44 pm

I'd actually hate to be a Capitals fan.

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