Dr. Doom's Chilis and Poops - Catnapping edition

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Post #1251 by Dat Boi » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:28 am



Just in time for me to leave the state and put on my NCAA chastity belt
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Post #1252 by Walter White » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:36 am

its still not up on the google play store for me
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Post #1253 by Dat Boi » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:17 pm



what a shit list
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Post #1254 by Arnold Landry » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:24 pm

Iowa and ASU should be top 5 but somehow didn't even make that list

Who the fuck is raging at Bucknell and Lehigh?
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Post #1255 by Dat Boi » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:26 pm

Nobody parties at Tulane either. Everyone just walks to Bourbon Street. I never heard of anyone partying at Colgate either, only thing close to a party school in Central NY is Syracuse.

No SEC and no ASU equals F-
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Post #1256 by Walter White » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:35 pm

UD? lol don't the bars close at 1 there?
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Post #1257 by Dat Boi » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:39 pm

My cousin went to UD and I visited a couple times. The house parties are bananas. One got the rugby team a 3 year suspension
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Post #1258 by TreasonWeasel » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:08 pm

Yeah I don’t get how they make those lists. Not that there aren’t parties at those schools but if we’re talking sheer volume the list would be all power 5 conference schools
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Post #1259 by Tao Jones » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:27 am

When I went to Lehigh Playboy gave it professional party status and therefore it was not on their list. Four freshman went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning during pledge week. 90% of Lehigh's student body was in fraternities. Lehigh has over 30 houses on campus on "the hill". Bucknell is my father's alma mater. I should have gone there instead. Interesting to see the Bison ranked above Lehigh now.
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Post #1260 by TreasonWeasel » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:49 am

UNH made the list while I was there. Maybe they judge by ratios instead of sheer size. We had 13,000 kids or so but most of them were shitfaced Thursday through Saturday every week
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Post #1261 by Dat Boi » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:08 pm

If it's ratio Cortland is a top 5 school because drinking is all you can do on the weekends. Every house on Monroe street and every bar on Main street is filled to the rafters.

You can make penny bets on DK :donger:
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Post #1262 by Walter White » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:35 pm

Dat Boi wrote:If it's ratio Cortland is a top 5 school because drinking is all you can do on the weekends. Every house on Monroe street and every bar on Main street is filled to the rafters.

You can make penny bets on DK :donger:


where did you go to download the Draftkings Sportsbook app? I can't find it

I work in NJ (and am in NJ currently) but live in PA
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Post #1263 by Dat Boi » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:37 pm

i just typed in draftking sportsbook in the app store and it was the first one. i was having trouble signing in on the app so im using it on my laptop
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Post #1264 by Walter White » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:45 pm

the app doesnt show up for me so I went onto a browser and signed up

I get all the way through and download the location checker and then nothing happens qqqq
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Post #1265 by Dat Boi » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:53 pm

that step took a while for me too. looks like its still having growing pains
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Post #1266 by Walter White » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:49 pm

I went to the actual website on my phone and downloaded the app from there and it worked...weird that it didnt show up in my app store
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Post #1267 by Dat Boi » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:56 pm

Now it won't confirm my laptop's location but I can sign in on my phone. Problem is that when I sign in with my phone it says my balance is 0. Well done launching this before it's ready
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Post #1269 by Walter White » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:29 pm

wow.
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Post #1270 by vonbonds » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:32 pm

22 and 17..give me a break
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Post #1271 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:52 pm

vonbonds wrote:22 and 17..give me a break


exactly. in a couple of months, he's able to have sex with a 20 something, 30 something, 40 something or whatever. the only issue is her being his teacher. but 5 years apart in age should be the biggest consieration.
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Post #1272 by GM17 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:28 pm

is there anything more flattering than the sound of the strongest piss ever pissed followed by frantic handwashing when you're on a public toilet after eating middle eastern food?
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Post #1273 by åboriginal » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:43 pm

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Post #1274 by selyar » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:49 pm

SWE rang the bell to open the Nasdaq today. which is pretty cool. to me.
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Post #1275 by Getzo » Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:01 pm

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Post #1276 by åboriginal » Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:02 pm

ok
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Post #1277 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:36 pm

Is that what happened to Mikita? Someone told him that he was going to be ok?
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Post #1278 by Gay4Clemmer » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:28 pm

Got a pair of the Bose wireless earbuds, these things sound fantastic.
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Post #1279 by Balki Bartokomous » Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:46 pm

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Post #1280 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:41 am

Who is the next Canadian tennis player who will choke on the world stage?

I'll continue with lousy sports athletes for 400, Alex.
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Post #1281 by Dat Boi » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:05 am

Berlin's airport got shutdown because of a grenade shaped vibrator
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Post #1283 by Dat Boi » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:22 pm

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Post #1284 by VLoo » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:56 pm

"dirty bourgeois asshole principal" is a tremendous insult from a high schooler.
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Post #1285 by Arnold Landry » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:59 pm

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Post #1286 by guyincognito » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:37 am

So someone played real life Grand Theft Auto at Seattle Airport tonight. Just like in Grand Theft Auto, they couldn't fly the plane.
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Post #1287 by Arnold Landry » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:10 pm

These guys are begging Tiger to win this thing and he can’t take advantage
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Post #1288 by Walter White » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:12 pm

I dont know shit about golf but it is hilarious to see everyone get their hopes up every week and then have Tiger continually shit his diape
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Post #1289 by Rockie » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:32 pm

To be fair the hype will disappear once he does finally get a win, I think people just love their comeback stories
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Post #1290 by Arnold Landry » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:59 pm

This is really fun
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Post #1291 by Big Susf » Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:03 pm

Dat Boi wrote:Berlin's airport got shutdown because of a grenade shaped vibrator


it was later said to be pineapple anal beads
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Post #1292 by Arnold Landry » Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:24 pm

Koepka looks like he should be a tight end instead of a golfer
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Post #1293 by Dat Boi » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:51 pm

Arnold Landry wrote:Image


Jesus Christ
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Post #1294 by Walter White » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:00 pm



I'd probably off myself
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Post #1297 by Big Susf » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:36 am

I bet the house cat attacked that one anyways. At least I know one of my cats would try. Bobcat probably just went for the throat like shut the fuck up little guy, we all need a home.
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Post #1298 by Brattman » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:09 am



I'm not a fan but it's a shame to lose such a great driver.
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Post #1299 by åboriginal » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:59 am

He had his fun
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Post #1300 by TreasonWeasel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:48 pm

Cute dog with an A+ name


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