CBC & ROGERS PROUDLY PRESENT: It's The Worst Fucking Town in Canada

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus

As suggested by our board members - the nominees are...

Toronto because of Torontonians
3
14%
Hamilton
0
No votes
La ville de Québec
0
No votes
Surrey
0
No votes
Cornwall, often called Cornhole
1
5%
Sault Ste. Mario
0
No votes
Thunder Bay
0
No votes
Fart Erie
1
5%
St. Catherines'
1
5%
Corner Brook
1
5%
Fredericton
0
No votes
Windsor: Ontario's Detroit
0
No votes
Fredericton: the world's most generic city
0
No votes
Portage la Prairie (no idea where this one is)
2
10%
Chatham (no fucking clue, sounds made up)
0
No votes
Trenton
1
5%
Thurso
0
No votes
Grande Prairie
0
No votes
Fort MacMurray
1
5%
Lethbridge
0
No votes
Moose Nipple
0
No votes
Kelowna
1
5%
Brockville
0
No votes
Thetford Mines
0
No votes
Rawdon
0
No votes
The concept of Saskatchewan
2
10%
Marineland
2
10%
Sunnyvale
0
No votes
Avonlea
1
5%
That part of the forest where Cyril Sneer lived
4
19%
 
Total votes: 21
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Post #1 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed May 16, 2018 5:38 am

'4PM every Sunday join me, Rick Mercer, as we travel to the ruffest... tumblest... most agonizingly suicide inducing towns. It's going to be unwatchable. I'ĺl do one of my patented rants and it won't feel as timid as it should because I'm standing next to cool graffiti.'




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Post #2 by senate » Wed May 16, 2018 9:10 am

Where's Gatineau?
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Post #3 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 16, 2018 10:04 am

right next to ottawa.

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Post #4 by Dog » Wed May 16, 2018 10:10 am

Plus rep for the concept of Saskatchewan concept.
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Post #5 by AD » Wed May 16, 2018 10:16 am

I'm writing in Becancour as a vote. But Cornwall is a landslide otherwise.
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Post #6 by AD » Wed May 16, 2018 10:17 am

I mean, Cornwall has all the hallmarks of a shithole's shithole, but in addition, it smells like a shithole.
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Post #7 by MP » Wed May 16, 2018 3:21 pm

Toronto because of Leaf fans.
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Post #8 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 16, 2018 3:48 pm

you forgot about craig.
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Post #9 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed May 16, 2018 4:51 pm

AD wrote:I'm writing in Becancour as a vote. But Cornwall is a landslide otherwise.

Bécancour was one of the choices originally, but I had to narrow it down due to only having something like 30 slots for a poll.

Full disclosure: I've never been to Bécancour, so I wasn't sure it it was that bad.
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Post #10 by AD » Wed May 16, 2018 5:34 pm

It has all the charm of Cornwall but has a decommissioned nuclear facility next door and, bonus(!), everyone is french.

But all your choices are excellent so there's an embarrassment of riches.
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Post #11 by PredsFan77 » Wed May 16, 2018 7:04 pm

the place where all the chinese have moved in to
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Post #12 by AD » Wed May 16, 2018 7:31 pm

Uhm. Canada?
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Post #13 by Craig » Wed May 16, 2018 7:38 pm

He means Richmond, where he's going to buy all those condos for a buck.
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Post #14 by PredsFan77 » Wed May 16, 2018 7:50 pm

thats whistler but i can make adjustments if this place you call richmond is ripe for mayhem
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Post #15 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed May 16, 2018 7:57 pm

I wrote Fredericton twice so just imagine that the first Fredericton is Bécancour. If I edit the poll now I think it will erase all the votes.
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Post #16 by PredsFan77 » Wed May 16, 2018 9:28 pm

tone deaf Toronto

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Post #17 by chicpea » Fri May 18, 2018 8:06 am

I have no idea who added Kelowna, but I thank you. A beautiful landscape marred by the worst people in Canada. It is the Surrey of vineyard nation, populated with Alberta bourgeoisie and meth heads who only wanted to be cokeheads.

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Post #18 by The Bytown Boozer » Wed May 23, 2018 6:39 pm

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Post #19 by PEli » Tue May 29, 2018 6:35 pm

Definitely Rawdon if we're talking about Nova Scotia. But Musquodobit, Musquodobit Harbour, Upper Musquodobit, Centre Musquodobit, Middle Musquodobit and fucking Sheet Harbour are up there too.

Actually, the whole goddamn Musquodobit Valley is fucked. Also, all the Sydneys, Pubnicos and both Chesters.
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Post #20 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 29, 2018 7:17 pm

really disappointed you people didnt realize from the lethbridge topic boozer posted that this whole thing is a sham.
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Post #21 by Craig » Tue May 29, 2018 7:29 pm

I like one of the Chesters. I ate at the Fo'c'sle and looked in the window of that fake newspaper from that show.
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Post #22 by mooseOAK » Tue May 29, 2018 9:10 pm

Well the girls are out to bingo and they all live in a stink hole.

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