Jack's Franchise Updates Personally From Jack

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Jack's Franchise Updates Personally From Jack

Post #1 by flâ·neur » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:46 am

Hey guys. Bad news. Jack's Lumber is now out of business. Thanks for all the support over the decades. We'll always root for ya!

- Jack
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Post #2 by Dog » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:56 am

Nafta is the worst trade deal in history, maybe even the worst ever.
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Post #4 by flâ·neur » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:46 pm

Very glad to announce the Grand Opening of Jack's Juices in Coram, and Bellport, New York. Central Islip soon!

Thanks to me having some extra cash after not paying vonbonds mortgage these few months so he could buy the Volvo, we'll be expanding operations to everywhere you find a Jack's Gas and Stuff near you.
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Post #5 by flâ·neur » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:31 pm

Dog wrote:Nafta is the worst trade deal in history, maybe even the worst ever.


Ya tellin' me, poochie. Hey, Denald. Why don't you come down to Jack's Bar and Grille and we can sort this out. I'll give you bribery money.
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Post #6 by Jack Cap » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:51 pm

Thanks for all the support. Trump is currently hurting business but he'll be wearing Crimean Boots soon!

No more having to use my pal Shredders account. I can communicote directly to you, the fans!

- Jack
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