Affairs: Yea o Nay?

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Post #1 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:45 am

Affairs. Are they commonplace? Do betrothed people's heart stray yonder? Does this occur in Onatiario?
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Post #2 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:57 am

Not if you pick the right person to be with for the rest of your life.
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Post #3 by Craig » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:32 am

Yeah, unattractive people work pretty well.
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Post #4 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:14 am

So, okay good. Cheat on spouses with an ugly person because ugly people are open to kissing and open to opening their blouse/trouser.

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Post #5 by MP » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:13 am

Nope, only Mrs. AD.... Err I mean, I didn't have an affair with her, but... :paranoid:
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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:41 pm

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Post #7 by shredz [Bot] » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:05 pm

Only Foreign. : )
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Post #8 by senate » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:20 pm

I always preferred Current History to Foreign Affairs.
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Post #9 by chicpea » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:05 am

Let me tell you, affairs are very shifty. Lots of moving pieces. Wet bodies everywhere. So much slipping. Do you like the muck? Do you like the slop? It's not for everyone this game.
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Post #10 by shredz [Bot] » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:26 am

senate wrote:I always preferred Current History to Foreign Affairs.


Indeed my good fellow. However, the conundrum comes into play dagnabbit when the current history enrages you enough to study a foreign affair but not enough to get bogged down with something a bit more closer to home.
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Post #11 by senate » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:41 am

chicpea wrote:Do you like the muck?


This wouldn't be as much of a problem if your mistress/your paramour/you took the time to do an enema before the sexual encounter. Remember an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of anti-septic wet wipes.
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Post #12 by AD » Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:00 pm

You have to time it right because, on the one hand the body continuously pushes waste into the intestine over time and enemas will often create a bloating gassy feeling too if done too close to the encounter.
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Post #13 by mayoradamwest » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:04 pm

Only with Jesus
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mayoradamwest wrote:Only with Jesus


I see someone had a bash in Cancun. :paulrus:
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Post #15 by Dog » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:54 pm

Have a neighbor and her kid staying over because she caught her husband cheating on her and she has no family nearby. Weird situation.
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Post #16 by MP » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:00 pm

Dog wrote:Have a neighbor and her kid staying over because she caught her husband cheating on her and she has no family nearby. Weird situation.

You should invite AD over for dinner.
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Post #17 by chicpea » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:00 pm

Translation: AD, the key is under the fake rock and the kid is already asleep.
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Post #18 by chicpea » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:01 pm

Beat me to it, empee. :[
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Post #20 by Retardé S » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:44 am

Affairs are not okay.
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Post #21 by PEli » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:34 pm

Martéy Brodeur dabbled in some internal affairs.

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Post #22 by shredz [Bot] » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:19 am

And the lesson learned was Marton Brodour is a low life, no good, poutine by the pound eating, morbidly obese homewrecker.
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Post #23 by Ismellofhockey » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:58 am

flâ·neur wrote:And the lesson learned was Marton Brodour is a low life, no good, poutine by the pound eating, morbidly obese homewrecker.


Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Come on now. No. There is nothing wrong with poutine by the pound.
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Post #24 by shredz [Bot] » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:04 am

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Genevieve Nault is the wife of future Hall of Fame goaltender Martin Brodeur, but she used to be his sister-in-law.


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At home with NJ Devils' goalie Martin Brodeur. Left to right: wife Melanie
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Post #25 by senate » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:19 am

flâ·neur wrote:And the lesson learned was Marton Brodour is a low life, no good, poutine by the pound eating, morbidly obese homewrecker.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_relativism

Infidelity is a core part of Quebec culture. It's bigoted to judge Monsieur Brodeur for it.
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Post #26 by senate » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:21 am

Also, he eats poutine by the kilogram, not pound.
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Post #27 by shredz [Bot] » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:23 am

I honestly was going to put kilogram at first, but for reasons I would rather not discuss on a message board, I did not.

That is all. i sell drugs.
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senate wrote:
flâ·neur wrote:And the lesson learned was Marton Brodour is a low life, no good, poutine by the pound eating, morbidly obese homewrecker.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_relativism

Infidelity is a core part of Quebec culture. It's bigoted to judge Monsieur Brodeur for it.


Those were compliments.
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Post #29 by PredsFan77 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:56 am

id cheat on that chick too after she had that many kids, maybe with lecavs lady
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Post #30 by PEli » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:44 pm

Pioneer of the sex move, the Dèlissio. It's where you grow a thin moustache and convince a young Luc Robitaille that you're just a rough around the edges tart (tortière?) who likes to wear a speedo when she swims dans la rivière Yamaska. Luc had some moves of his own (Lucky Lic, Licky Luc and Le fumeé poisson to name a few) and it culminated in a pizza commercial too racy to share.

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Post #31 by shredz [Bot] » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:50 pm

I love that pic. He looks like a mix of Duey from Something About Mary and any jackass from Super Troopers.

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Post #32 by shredz [Bot] » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:53 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:id cheat on that chick too after she had that many kids, maybe with lecavs lady


They had a whole profile on Melanie during the SCF in 2000. She was cheering on Marty with the kids. I dunno, when I found out he cheated with her sister, it did rub me the wrong way because the first thing that popped in my head was her always being there, supporting Fatso. I wouldnt have thought as harsh if it were some chick a thousand miles away but the sister in law? :donger:
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Post #33 by PEli » Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:56 pm

flâ·neur wrote: Super Troopers.

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Who wants a moustache ride?
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Post #34 by PEli » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:04 pm

There's a chapter dedicated to the fiasco in the book he paid Damien Cocks to write for him. And a bleu nuit film is in the works with Ross Hull on as director. Damien Cocks on the screenplay, obviously.
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Post #35 by shredz [Bot] » Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:13 pm

Tuck me in tonight and read that chapter for me.

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